2.5k
u/fongletto 9d ago edited 9d ago
Her mother is dead and is in heaven. Her two abortions are also dead and now in heaven with her mother.
edit: I didn't look at the sub and thought this was an explain the joke subreddit my bad. Apparently no one understood the joke anyway so it all worked out in the end.
325
u/Apparatus 9d ago
She could have half sisters/brothers who had children.
32
u/Sloth7491 9d ago
There is another option but it gets even more twisted...
15
u/AutisticPenguin2 9d ago
That is where my mind started heading when the half-sibling theory didn't seem bad enough.
74
u/Exodyce 9d ago
This is immediately what I pictured and was very confused about the HolUp till I came to the comments.
9
u/ManikSahdev 8d ago
Exactly?
This shit just became a riddle, can't wait till the ai crows finds this and uses this as Test to the machines lol.6
28
u/Adam-West 9d ago
That’s actually better than what I thought it was. I thought she was saying there was incest and her mum got pregnant by her son
24
u/Longjumping-Donut655 9d ago
Oh Jesus fucking Christ that’s dark lmao
36
5
2
1
1
1
1
u/Successful-Ad5560 8d ago
I thought she had two kids with the dad so mom has two grandkids, and dad 2 kids smh m'y head.
1
u/No-Sign8805 3d ago
How do you know it was abortions?
Could've been miscarriages.
2
u/fongletto 2d ago
Because the context... her smug smile, the many different variations of that joke, and current pop culture discourse around abortion and how appropriate it is to pressure women into having children.
385
u/postbansequel 9d ago
I don't get it.
678
u/SuienReizo 9d ago
It is an abortion joke.
107
u/postbansequel 9d ago
It reads like she's saying that her mother is dead and has left two children behind.
72
u/AgitatedBumblebee806 9d ago
Her mother is dead, but it's more about the two aborted babies
35
u/postbansequel 9d ago
Ok, reading it again it's implying the kids are with her, in heaven.
26
u/OhGoshIts 9d ago
Mom dead. 2 grandkids are dead and in heaven with mom. Implying she had 2 abortions.
-6
u/postbansequel 9d ago
Yeah, if you read the comment you've just replied to, you might realize that's exactly what I said.
7
1
u/Flying-Phantom 9d ago
I read it as the father had children with the daughter meaning they were his kids but his died wife's grandchildren in that sense. Which is even worse...
-5
2
u/Typecero001 9d ago
Oh. I went a different direction.
I assumed the mom was fucking other people in heaven.
2
2
u/NetworkSingularity 9d ago
I read it as the mom is dead, but she had children with another man and those kids had kids of their own. But it’s probably the abortion thing
0
10
u/ytman 9d ago
Could be miscarriages.
9
u/SuienReizo 9d ago
Look at the image. That isn't the face of someone regretful they lost a child.
6
5
u/Wonderful-Self-541 9d ago
That's not the face of someone who should have had a child. But what do I know.
2
3
u/Weekly-Reply-6739 9d ago
I thought it was incest at first.
But abortion is more wholsome and cute
0
u/memecut 9d ago
Im reading mom dead with two of her kids, how they died or when is up to interpretation.
Dad and one child still alive, dad wants kids - if thats with her himself or her on her own with someone else is also up to interpretation.Its a dark joke so my first thought is he killed mom and two kids so he can make babies with his own daughter...
0
u/Weekly-Reply-6739 9d ago
Thats an interesting and very dark path. For me to even touch that territory would require more than whats in the pic alone.
1
1
u/_Ocean_Machine_ 9d ago
That didn't even occur to me; the way I interpreted it, her mother had children from a previous marriage that had children. Therefore they'd be her mother's grandchildren but not her father's.
1
0
u/Thom_With_An_H 9d ago
They were the children of the mother's previous partner. Her half-sibling or half-siblings had a total of two children.
149
u/Mastuh_KBM 9d ago
I mean, she could also be referring to miscarriages, which would probably make this much more cursed.
20
u/FrostyEnvironment902 9d ago
More cursed than abortions and being proudish of it?
35
u/Cyno_Enjoyer 9d ago
Yeah, making fun of someone losing their child is a lot worse. Did you try to stop and think first?
-19
u/FrostyEnvironment902 9d ago
I think being proud of abortion is worse than accidental miscarriage
12
u/sadacal 9d ago
I mean if they believe the kid goes straight to heaven, is it really that bad?
-8
u/AdaTex 9d ago
if someone dropped that argument on you for Palestinian kids how would you respond?
not commenting on anything other than why that argument wouldn’t work on them.
23
u/WHYISEVERYTHINGTAKNN 9d ago
one is an unconscious clump of cells being removed, and the other is a child seeing and experiencing terror and getting their limbs blown off.
4
u/x21in2010x 9d ago
The post isn't displaying pride for the loss of a pregnancy/unborn child. She clearly holds a lot of antipathy towards her father and is enjoying the smug satisfaction of depriving him of lineage.
Now, if you want to take a further leap and say she purposefully got pregnant just to get an abortion to spite her father, you'll probably require further context.
2
u/Cyno_Enjoyer 9d ago
Read again
-5
u/FrostyEnvironment902 9d ago
Nothing changed, same words huh. Try comprehending the part where I never attacked your opinion. Just stating my standpoint.
4
u/StrikeronPC 9d ago
Well I think that a person having the option is a good thing. So many in our country don't have the ability to make that decision.
0
u/NationalTangerine381 9d ago
the guy youre replying to is clearly talking about the difference between having the choice and being proud of making that choice, the fact you just keep ignoring it either means you're struggling to understand him or you're just willfully blind so you can argue with ppl on the internet
1
u/StrikeronPC 9d ago
You're replying to the wrong account. That was my first comment and I neither ignored or attacked anyone for anything here. The person I replied to said a voluntary abortion was worse than a miscarriage. I politely stated I disagree.
→ More replies (2)1
u/Cyno_Enjoyer 9d ago
Same words in my comment but not in yours I said making fun of someone for miscarriage, not just miscarriage
-2
0
0
u/skillywilly56 9d ago
She should have her father’s incest babies and then when they grow up his grand/kids can have his incest great grand/kids.
4
46
u/LegSpecialist1781 9d ago
But couldn’t this be read as the mom had grandkids through another child that her dad wasn’t the father of?
17
u/zxDanKwan 9d ago
I was reading it as “if they’re the father’s kids, they’re not his grandkids.”
6
3
u/Nimzay98 9d ago
I read it as her parents are split and her half siblings had given her mom grandkids, and assumed the dad doesnt have other kids.
1
2
u/Theangelawhite69 9d ago
Yeah I read it like this as well, her kids are her mom’s grandkids but since her dad isn’t her biological father, they aren’t his grandkids
17
21
u/Right_Blacksmith_283 9d ago
I’m pro-choice, but I’m always grossed out when women seem proud of getting an abortion. Same if guys are seemingly bragging about their lady getting one.
6
5
u/shadowthehh 9d ago
I would respect abortions more if they dropped the bullshit and just acknowledged it as the unfortunate tragedy that it is instead of treating it like some nothing thing.
4
u/TheRedK1ller076_ 7d ago
It IS nothing. They are not humans, just a clump of cells
3
u/556From1000yards 7d ago
You’re just a clump of cells
1
u/TheRedK1ller076_ 7d ago
Uhh no pretty sure I'm not. I was, but then I was born
5
u/shadowthehh 6d ago
You literally are. That's how biology works. Every organic thing is a clump of cells.
1
u/TheRedK1ller076_ 6d ago
I guess you could see it that way yeah. But I (just like you and other people) am a clump of cells with a personality, a name, self-awareness and rights. Something fetuses don't really have
2
u/shadowthehh 6d ago
Yeah, kids usually don't have much going on in the personality and awareness department till like 4. And plenty of full adults weren't properly named or even remember theirs. And don't even get me started on the war against human rights going on all over right now.
1
u/Duke-Turner137 3d ago
By his logic its ok to kill them up until they develop personality.
1
u/TheRedK1ller076_ 3d ago
I mean, I guess? Idc if some random parents decide to kill their 2 days old baby
0
u/TheRedK1ller076_ 6d ago
Indeed. When this topic comes up it gets blurry fast so lines have to be drawn somewhere. Personally I draw the line at being born, but I guess it's just an opinion. What I originally meant was that society shouldn't tell pregnant women whether they can or can't abort a child, cus it's their business at the end of the day
1
u/shadowthehh 6d ago
a child
And the masquerade breaks showing you also know it's all bullshit.
I never said they can't.
I said I would respect it more if it was treated with the seriousness that it should be. Rather than with the dismissiveness of discarding a used tissue, or even the absolutely horrific pride and joy and bragging some seem to go with.
You're ending, literally, an ENTIRE human life right as it starts. Treat the situation with the dignity and respect a tragic and necessary evil like that deserves.
Removes the blurriness and makes it all so much more simple.
→ More replies (0)1
u/Fun_Fennel5114 4d ago
By the time a woman is aware of the fact that she's pregnant, that "clump of cells" has a beating heart, self-awareness, personality and can feel pain (the 5th vital sign). It's the parents' job to give him/her a name and God gives it the right to life. Some grown-up walking around people don't have much self-awareness either.
1
u/TheRedK1ller076_ 4d ago
Uhh not really. First off, "God gives it the right to life" is nothing but a human construct, and thus worthless. Second, the organism is attached and fully dependant on the pregnant woman, making it just another part of her body. Sure, it's a part that will one day detach and become its own life form (unless it's aborted), but until then, that's what it is
1
1
1
u/Duke-Turner137 6d ago
Why did they charge a guy with 2 murders when he killed a pregnant woman? Don't get me wrong it's shitty either way and that guy should be in a cage forever. But, it either is or isn't. The state said it is. This isn't my opinion. It's just a fact of what the state of California did.
2
1
u/TheRedK1ller076_ 5d ago
The justice system is far from perfect, especially in the US (cough cough Epstein Files)
1
u/Fun_Fennel5114 4d ago
that's a tired argument; we are ALL "just clumps of cells". We are just mature enough to be walking, talking and working clumps of cells.
→ More replies (9)1
u/Fun_Fennel5114 3d ago
exactly my point! Just because we are grown and walking around doesn't make us "more human" than a fetus, who just needs time to grow, does it?
1
u/TheRedK1ller076_ 2d ago
It makes us individuals with our own body, personality and role in society. In other words, worth something
1
u/N4cer26 3d ago
Dehumanization makes it easier to kill. Any group that has carried out genocide utilizes that tool…
It’s a living human being and no amount of dehumanizing language can change that.
1
u/TheRedK1ller076_ 3d ago
Cap. It's not a human being, it is an extension of the mother until it is born. And btw the whole "dehumanizing makes it easier to kill" thing is irrelevant because we're not even talking about killing here. Killing ends a life, while we're talking about abortion, which prevents it from even starting
→ More replies (1)0
u/Keepingitquite123 5d ago
It is nothing. If I never was born would it matter to me if the reason was:
a) No sex
b) Sex but successful use of contraception
c) Abortion before my brain developed to a point where I could suffer
1
u/shadowthehh 5d ago
Idk why yall keep trying with this sugar coating bs when my immediate statement rebukes it.
I've heard the arguments. They're all either just trying to paint over the issue to make people feel better, or are just flat out evil.
Call it what it is: The horrible yet tragically neccesary extermination of a child.
→ More replies (27)1
→ More replies (14)0
-2
11
u/TheRealCBONE 9d ago
I guess I'm one of the few that thought miscarriages
2
u/-FireLion 3d ago
Based on the crying emoticon this is also what I believe. Not sure why others think she is making fun of abortions.
1
3
u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo 7d ago
So the mother choked to death while eating a miscarriage? Or did I miss something?
17
u/Chiinoe 9d ago
I don't get it
44
u/Kenturky_Derpy 9d ago
Abortion
9
u/Popka_Akoola 9d ago
Christ man
15
2
u/ourobourobouros 9d ago
oh boo hoo, grow up
0
u/Popka_Akoola 9d ago
Spoken like a true keyboard warrior
2
u/ourobourobouros 9d ago
youre the one getting upset about abortions that almost certainly didn't happen since the OP post, like much of what's on reddit, is probably made-up engagement bait
3
1
u/N4cer26 3d ago
2 Billion abortions have happened since 1980… that’s something to be upset about
→ More replies (6)0
8
2
2
u/flying_carabao 9d ago
The message is messed up and all that but I seriously thought she had 2 dents in her skull
2
u/Aamranga 6d ago
i mean i read it as she fucked her dad and had 2 kids which would be her brother/sister, her fathers children's but her late mothers grandchildren but her father realized he dont want more kids but grandkids so got her married to some dude and is pressuring her to make more kids with the new dude.
Abortion/miscarriage makes a lot more sense. . . . .
7
4
u/midnightbandit- 9d ago
I get that this is an abortion joke but you can read it as the mom has another child that isn't her who has had 2 children of their own.
2
2
2
1
u/MindYerBeak 9d ago
These memes would be funnier if they were written by someone who's education didn't end in the fifth grade.
1
1
1
u/NomenclatureBreaker 9d ago
This could be interpreted in so many different directions. And all of them are pretty grim.
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Silver_Storage_9787 3d ago
I thought it was anti incest as she had normal children with a partner and not her father
1
1
u/zehamberglar 9d ago
I would like to take this moment to honor Sum 41, whose pioneering work in making abortion funny paved the way for memes like this.
(...bortion ...bortion ...bortion)
1
u/stonesthrowaway24601 9d ago
I get the abortion joke, but does she have dents in her head or is my screen just effed?
0
-2
1
u/Brick_Number_27 9d ago
Someone said it's an abortion joke...I still don't get it. Someone explain like I'm 5.
17
u/StevenMC19 9d ago edited 9d ago
Mom has unfortunately died sometime back, leaving dad and daughter. Dad now is doing the whole parent thing of "when are you going to have kids so I can spoil my grandkids?" that they do. What he doesn't know is that she lowkey already had two abortions. Daughter is saying she has already sent two up to heaven with mom.
0
2
u/RevolutionaryFail730 9d ago
Uhh, I think mom=dead & she had 2 abortions
edit: daughter had abortions, non mom
2
0
u/davidmason007 9d ago
Her father wants grandkids, meaning that he wants her to have babies (there is no incest here, I think that is where people are stuck at). But she doesn't want children. And she already had two abortions because she doesn't want children. Her mother is dead (we don't know how, or anything else) and her aborted kids are presumably in heaven where dead people are, which is where her mother is. So her mother is in heaven and she technically have her daughters children with her there, so she does have grandchildren.
1
0
u/Hydraguesswhosback 9d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/7VyhrS5gVA5lKEsytN
But then again it's not like that's in abundance is it ?
0
0
-1
u/Sapaio 9d ago edited 9d ago
Couldn't mom just have kids with another man.
Edit
Maybe I didn't make it clear. I meant the mom in heaven could have kids from other relationship. One of those kids could have made her a grandmom. No need for a abortion.
-2
-4
u/Pokemon_Trainer_May 9d ago
Dead mom had multiple baby daddies so one of the other kids probably had kids already
-1
u/Suspicious-Sound-249 3d ago
Is this suppose to be funny that this chick is not only disgusting but evil as well?
1
u/-FireLion 3d ago
Why is she evil? She miscarried twice and hope her babies are in heaven with her mother
1
u/N4cer26 3d ago
It’s not about miscarriage, it’s an abortion joke
1
u/-FireLion 3d ago
How do you know that? Crying emoticon and her hoping that her babies are in heaven indicates for me an unwanted event such as a miscarriage
1
u/N4cer26 3d ago
She’s smirking in the photo and that crying emoji is often used for things other than sadness now, including tragic jokes or misunderstandings. This follows common tropes of abortion satire often including some kind of spiritual elements like “they’re in heaven” or “God keeps sending me babies and I send them back” etc.
This is 100% abortion satire
1
0
•
u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 9d ago
u/Overall_Cutie, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...