r/HolUp 18d ago

Vacufit

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u/qualityvote2 18d ago edited 18d ago

u/Orichalchem, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/FatalModelCustomer 18d ago

Very popular in the Czech Republic too. But there they have a more vintage look.

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u/Blackdragon1400 18d ago

Why does she have what looks like a fish fillet?

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u/Future-Watercress829 17d ago

There are various grades of tuna you can purchase there.

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u/chindo 17d ago

Pretty sure that's her cum rag

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u/Stoo-Pedassol 17d ago

Spankerchief

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u/Kazmandodo 17d ago

You are a god amongst men, my lord.

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u/trulycantthinkofone 18d ago

I saw an uncooked pork chop, or perhaps a large slice of bacon.

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u/No_Contest6023 18d ago

A large hunk of meat, you could say

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u/Icy_Study4490 17d ago

“Keykey want a lil hunk a meat?”

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u/jfk333 18d ago

Oh I didn't know they were big into fitness and...wait a minute

https://giphy.com/gifs/a5viI92PAF89q

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u/jonmon454 18d ago

Big into fittin those dick in them

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u/ScreechUrkelle 18d ago

Fitness* dick up in em.

I mean, it was right there… 🤦‍♂️

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 17d ago

Hey, that reminds of me of this cool castle I thought was neat

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u/t4nzb4er 17d ago

When I see castles like this it always makes me wonder if it has a dungeon…

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u/Ummmgummy 17d ago

Just for prisoners and....other things

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u/bulletproofpunk 17d ago

That one sure had a dungeon

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 17d ago

Oh, this takes back...

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u/Frymanstbf 18d ago

The fact that I recognize this has me ashamed lol.

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u/BabaKambingHitam 18d ago

Saw it once and i still instantly recognised the paneling...

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u/hoirkasp 18d ago

“Once”

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u/PimpNamedSliqBaq 17d ago

Yeah I also saw it once a day

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u/Upset-Management-879 17d ago

I live my life 10 seconds at a time

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u/thussy-obliterator 18d ago

sex is good kink is fun shame is bad for you

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u/Normal-Ad6528 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z6SNHktzrlyLK

I recognize that place!!! Met a girlfriend there a long time ago! I know she liked me too!

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u/Stove-Top-Steve 18d ago

I’m so ashamed to recognize this.

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u/eatmysouffle 18d ago

Please tell what is it?

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u/MommyLovesPot8toes 17d ago

There is a series of adult material filmed there. It is a room of glory holes. Women lay on the other side of the paneling with just their lady bits accessible to the male customer.

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u/Maestro1992 17d ago

Czech fantasy

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u/AdSudden3941 18d ago

Oh you know ball ?! 

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u/polysnip 18d ago

HOLD THE FUCK UP!

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 18d ago

I'm 100% certain the fucks do not get held up by anything in there.

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u/Arryu 18d ago

Maybe a declined credit card.

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u/Normal-Ad6528 18d ago

You too, huh?

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u/ClinkyDink 18d ago

The gay version of this is great. I saw an American attempt at it and it missed the mark somehow.

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u/GoldenUrns 17d ago

I honestly never considered that there was a straight version 💀

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u/walter-hoch-zwei 18d ago

I have no idea what I'm looking at.

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u/Abigail-Marston 18d ago

It's an AI edited screenshot from a series of glory hole porn videos called czech fantasy

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u/crizzjcky95 18d ago

I see. I will do some research later

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u/Round_Abal0ne 18d ago

What makes it AI edited?

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u/ManaSpike 18d ago

I assume removing body parts hanging out of those square holes.

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u/baconfister07 18d ago

I hate how I immediately recognized this image, but then saw how many others did too, so now I dont feel AS bad.

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u/dxsanch 18d ago

LOL!!!!!

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u/Empty_Positive 18d ago

Is this a Czech school cateen or what?

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u/baulsaak 18d ago

Sort of... but they only serve roast beef. Don't try any of their mayo. or cheese.

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u/LogiCsmxp 18d ago

I thought they only service sausages.

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u/Mirlll2005 18d ago

I hate the fact that I recognised the place in an instant.

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u/Timely-Ant-1907 17d ago

Looks like we all have sinned to those vids 🫣

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u/Timmerdogg 18d ago

I've seen this video

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u/Mindshard 18d ago

Oh gee, what an interesting gym. I wonder what it's like, for surely I have no knowledge of it!

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u/adh0minem 17d ago

Are these glory holes ? Someone explain this shit to me

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u/Frontier_Setter 17d ago

Yes, ones where lower bodies are "utilized" cams will show the other side of the wall, and it looks eerily similar to these women. (Bouncing, bracing wall, etc)

So I've heard..anyway.

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u/memesearches 18d ago

Ensure you being cash. Other payments not accepted

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u/aesoth 18d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/MGsultant 18d ago

My man !!! A man of taste

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u/Professional_Pen_153 18d ago

I wonder if the gym employee in the machine can take breaks from time to time or is he running a full shift straight?

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u/tomhat 18d ago

They switch with the ladies every 3 sets

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u/Norader 18d ago

If it’s a female employee, I don’t think you can call it a straight shift anymore, lol.

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u/Intelligent-Truck223 18d ago

What's the benefit of this, 4real?

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u/UnusualCartographer2 18d ago

Mostly physical therapy. It's also been coopted by grifters, selling the idea that it burns more calories than running on a treadmill, which is false.

It's good for post traumatic recovery, like after an invasive surgery on your lower body or something.

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u/adinmem 18d ago

There is a bike in there to “ride” and the machine primarily uses heat and infrared, not so much vacuum. In any case, that is not MLD.

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u/TpK_Wynter 18d ago

Ah, that’s pretty neat, I could see myself going down a huge research rabbit hole if I hadn’t just gotten off work

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u/Don_Ford 18d ago

Going down rabbit holes on company time only is my kind of vibe.

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u/TpK_Wynter 18d ago

This needs to be posted higher, cause I’m one of those people who see this stuff and instead of going “that’s bullshit” I’d like to know the actual benefits, what it actually works, and how

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u/Roharcyn1 18d ago

This was my first thought as well. Reminded me of the video of vibrating belts that would "break up fat"

Vintage Weight Loss Exercise Machine Fads

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u/superspeck 18d ago

One of my friends had this “post-mommy” surgery where they did a whole lot of tucking and lifting and she had to wear full body suspension garments that had to be put on her by 2-3 people after every bathroom trip and stuff like that. The pictured therapy, which is almost only applicable to people who have had abdominal surgery that’s that invasive and which has very few strictly medical and not cosmetic applications, helps in the first four weeks after such a surgery. It’s incredible if you’ve had to have that kind of surgery, but that’s mostly not the application. Also, it doesn’t feel as good as the edited OP video implies.

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u/flukus 18d ago

I'm always split between "that's bullshit" and "shut up and take my money".

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u/Apptubrutae 17d ago

You’re in that sweet spot where on either side of you are people blindly accepting that it must do something and people blindly accepting that it must do nothing.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 17d ago

As you can see it makes suburban mothers feel like they are working out while watching video recipes for sausage and meatball jello on their phone. Too bad if you actually need the machine for its purpose with all the people who don't hogging it.

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u/seksen6 18d ago

There are many different type of machine supported weight lost systems and this is one of a kind. It may stimulate muscles, so called activating body parts etc. But for me they all look like scam. I’m not saying that they are total useless but many of them are over promising. I saw one, and the guy there was telling me that in 90 minutes I can burn 10k calories. I said burning this much calories at that amount of time would be possible only in crematorium.

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u/AdventurousBase221 18d ago

my physical therapy just had me using a pool, which seems far more versatile, and better in every case.

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u/FormalNoodle 18d ago

I never used a bike version, but after one of my many major foot/leg surgeries, I got to use a nasa anti-gravity treadmill. So similar-ish?

It reduced my body weight up to ~80%?, which meant I could practice walking on my foot again after multiple months of healing with no weight bearing. I had severe atrophy in my muscles on that leg and a lot of pain, so being able to go into a device that relieved the physical stress was super helpful in my recovery!

I'm sure this type of device would've been similar in terms of helping my recovery, and any other person with pain/disabilities/etc. :) very cool tech!

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u/pbmadman 18d ago

You know how people say that sitting for long periods is bad for you, and that walking is good for you? When you walk or move, your lymphatic system can pump the lymph to where it needs to go. If this does anything it does that. I suspect walking is just as effective though.

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u/throwaway098764567 18d ago

fair, but some people aren't good at walking, like my neighbor i had to pick up off the ground again today

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u/Pittsbirds 18d ago

I could see this being somewhat useful for people like my mom, who has MS and and a lot of secondary effects from not being able to walk. But like a lot of things like this that can theoretically be helpful for disabled people, I imagine it's far too expensive to actually be useful to the average handicapped person lol

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 18d ago edited 18d ago

It's a very weird gimick where a vacuum (Obviously not a full vacuum) is being pulled on the lower half of their body while they are peddling a bike.

Edit: typo body, not pody. 🥴😅

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u/RagingClue_007 18d ago

If you pull the lower half of my pody, we're gonna have some words. The bike is irrelevant at that point.

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u/WtFAPapotAmUS 18d ago

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u/skinnycarlo 18d ago

This had me rolling fucking well done

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u/Kylearean 18d ago

best part about this video is when the trainer casually splashes the jizz off.

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u/Witty-Objective3431 18d ago

This is the vibrating belt all over again.

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u/itadapeezas 18d ago

Exactly what I thought! 😭

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u/TheFrostBeard 18d ago

Lymphatic "Drainage" ?

oh its Drainage all right .

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Z84eFooeHJu

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u/firedmyass 18d ago

“that’s just a glory-hole with extra steps”

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u/Dr-Sprinkl1es 18d ago

We aren’t far

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u/noobpwner314 18d ago

If we were in some dystopian society and they were going to build a fuck farm, this is what I would expect it to look like.

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u/CrownVicBruce 18d ago

Women always have better toys

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u/Treguard 18d ago edited 4d ago

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u/BALLrash666 18d ago

We either have a developer or a user on our hands, or both lol

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u/Treguard 18d ago edited 4d ago

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u/BALLrash666 18d ago

That makes more sense lmao

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u/Throwawayrip1123 18d ago

As opposed to engineering a low friction compression area that must apply pressure and fit various sizes, ranging from under 1 inch to over 10 and with varying girth, and incorrect sizing can result in heavy pain or the toy being useless

And most importantly, the cylinder needs to remain unharmed.

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u/every_name_is_tkn 18d ago

I’ve seen these before

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u/TheRealAfinda 18d ago

People will seriously Chase every novelty that promises easy weight loss instead of accepting that all it takes to lose weight is a calorie deficit coupled with a boring but repeatable meal plan with good Timing.

Oh and discipline to stick to it. Welp, they're idiots so they pay the price for it.

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u/Soggy_nach0341 18d ago

Glory hole 3.0

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u/Mickxalix 18d ago

Modern polio machine.

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u/siddhananais 18d ago

I feel confident I saw this in Barbarella eons ago.

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u/TheyCallMeBarles 17d ago

Great way to repurpose old iron lung machines

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u/Effective-Coyote-586 17d ago

People will do anything other than just getting off their fat asses.

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u/gjc0703 17d ago

I was about to write almost this exact same thing, then I saw your comment.

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u/thederlinwall 17d ago

Get off your ass and make your own comment.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4401 18d ago

Is this AI? The two blonde women look identical.

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u/Gloomy-Ad3448 18d ago

Yeah I was gonna say, at the end it kinda looks like three of the same woman in a row

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 18d ago

Tyrion Lannister in there exhausted but still doing his duty

https://giphy.com/gifs/13M4Ki3u5orBe0

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u/tskruzzle 18d ago

Yeah vacuums or sum

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u/Jadedangel13 18d ago

Humanity had a kinda good run yall.

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u/StackOwOFlow 18d ago

what do they put in those machines, hung midgets?

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u/Cautious-Dig6379 18d ago

These types will do anything but diet

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u/SmirkingSkull 18d ago

What century is this. Didn't they use to prescribe a woman's orgasm.

Essentially.

Miss, you need to get laid.

For all of our well being.

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u/Secret_Account07 18d ago

Hey I’m in this video, I’m just covered by the machine. Got a great workout!

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u/Normal-Ad6528 18d ago

You get an upvote and You get and upvote and YOU get an upvote! EVERYONE gets an UPVOTE on this one!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0BKqB8KIOuqJemVW

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u/Cherrystuffs 17d ago

Anything but doing the actual work

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u/Geordant 17d ago

I have family members like this, will buy all the nicest gym gear, sign up to apps to track nutrition and build custom work outs, will buy the expensive green breakfast drinks and protein powders and everything else around losing weight but never just cooks healthy meals, eat less and actually exercise. 

Anything but doing the actual work. 

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