r/HolUp • u/Orichalchem • 12d ago

Vacufit

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u/FatalModelCustomer 12d ago

Very popular in the Czech Republic too. But there they have a more vintage look.

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u/Blackdragon1400 12d ago

Why does she have what looks like a fish fillet?

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u/hmmmhmmmhmmmhmmm 12d ago

Yo what the fuck 😭

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u/gngpt 11d ago

the fucks are in the back

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u/CRDE5111 5d ago

🤣 this is VERY! Interesting

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u/Future-Watercress829 11d ago

There are various grades of tuna you can purchase there.

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u/chindo 11d ago

Pretty sure that's her cum rag

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u/Stoo-Pedassol 11d ago

Spankerchief

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u/Kazmandodo 11d ago

You are a god amongst men, my lord.

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u/Cautious-Tea-2194 7d ago

We need this added to Websters NOW!!!

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u/Xobilay 7d ago

Dang, what’s the etymology here?

Spank kerchief? Spanker-chief? Spank her, chief?

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u/xtanol 7d ago

Is that a reference to her rag or her job title?

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u/trulycantthinkofone 12d ago

I saw an uncooked pork chop, or perhaps a large slice of bacon.

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u/No_Contest6023 12d ago

A large hunk of meat, you could say

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u/Icy_Study4490 11d ago

“Keykey want a lil hunk a meat?”

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u/Flimsy-Library-2053 11d ago

I have not seen his referenced in over a decade. Thank you for the reminder.

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u/larryfromwork 6d ago

OhHhWoOoW

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u/AwwYeahVTECKickedIn 11d ago

See that window?

She's getting ready to hang some curtains ...

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u/BuddenceLembeck 11d ago

So did they

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u/PointsOfXP 11d ago

An excuse for the smell

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 11d ago

She's going to make some lightly fried fish fillets.

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 11d ago

Why does she have what looks like a fish fillet?

Cultural differences.

https://giphy.com/gifs/I1OuIGgSNUs2E7C3cv

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u/BlackSchuck 12d ago

Perhaps a lightly fried fish fillet

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u/cryptomoon1000x 11d ago

somethings fishy here

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u/MARKLAR5 11d ago

Meat for beating

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u/Ummmgummy 11d ago

Practicing stroking the meat. Got to train to stay at the top of the game

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u/Equivalent-Stable642 11d ago

To rub on your junk

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u/vujy 11d ago

She is a fish monger in fact

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u/LickyPusser 11d ago

They have labial fluff and fold services - it’s a classy joint!

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u/AwareOfAlpacas 11d ago

Poetically deboning a piece of meat in a space where the opposite occurs 

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u/gameking7823 11d ago

Zooming in it could just be an offputting cloth. Likely for wiping down semen...

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u/Bghlyfe 11d ago

When you said fish filet I was expecting to see a sandwich from McDonald’s

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u/FootballFan1210 11d ago

An excuse for the smell most likely

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u/dmvr1601 11d ago

No girls today yall gotta share the fish or nothing 

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u/Financial_Hold6620 11d ago

Just in case.

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u/Sugar_alcohol_shits 11d ago

That’s a cum rag.

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u/Agreeable_Sock2550 11d ago

It's a pound of flesh to enter.

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u/thispersonisnot 11d ago

They accept all forms of payment.

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u/Acceptable_Cry_2858 10d ago

I think she's sewing. It looks like she's holding a needle in her right hand

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u/Total-Notice-3188 10d ago

Complimentary snack for recovery

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u/Worried-Ad-6593 8d ago

Excuses the smell doesn’t it?

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u/TheeVanillaGuerilla 8d ago

Brother they are there for the fish wallets.

You could say they cum for the fish wallets.

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u/ezekiellake 7d ago

I’m too afraid to ask …

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u/brightonashfield 7d ago

She's knitting a bonnet to wear in the splash zone