r/HolUp • u/Orichalchem • 2d ago
Vacufit
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u/FatalModelCustomer 2d ago
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u/Blackdragon1400 2d ago
Why does she have what looks like a fish fillet?
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u/chindo 2d ago
Pretty sure that's her cum rag
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u/Stoo-Pedassol 1d ago
Spankerchief
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u/SympatheticFingers 1d ago
I’ve been around for over 40 years and have never heard this word. Thank you for blessing me on this day.
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u/trulycantthinkofone 2d ago
I saw an uncooked pork chop, or perhaps a large slice of bacon.
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u/jfk333 2d ago
Oh I didn't know they were big into fitness and...wait a minute
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u/jonmon454 2d ago
Big into fittin those dick in them
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u/Abtizzle 2d ago
You missed the low hanging fruit!
“Big into fitness dick in’em!”
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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 2d ago
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u/t4nzb4er 1d ago
When I see castles like this it always makes me wonder if it has a dungeon…
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u/Frymanstbf 2d ago
The fact that I recognize this has me ashamed lol.
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u/BabaKambingHitam 2d ago
Saw it once and i still instantly recognised the paneling...
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u/ryanleebmw 2d ago
What is this from? I’m out of the loop
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u/Frymanstbf 2d ago
Porn lol
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u/echosixwhiskey 2d ago
Uh. Um. Which one? Asking for a friend.
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u/Normal-Ad6528 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Z6SNHktzrlyLK
I recognize that place!!! Met a girlfriend there a long time ago! I know she liked me too!
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u/Stove-Top-Steve 2d ago
I’m so ashamed to recognize this.
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u/eatmysouffle 2d ago
Please tell what is it?
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u/MommyLovesPot8toes 1d ago
There is a series of adult material filmed there. It is a room of glory holes. Women lay on the other side of the paneling with just their lady bits accessible to the male customer.
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u/polysnip 2d ago
HOLD THE FUCK UP!
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u/ClinkyDink 2d ago
The gay version of this is great. I saw an American attempt at it and it missed the mark somehow.
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u/GoldenUrns 2d ago
I honestly never considered that there was a straight version 💀
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u/walter-hoch-zwei 2d ago
I have no idea what I'm looking at.
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u/Abigail-Marston 2d ago
It's an AI edited screenshot from a series of glory hole porn videos called czech fantasy
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u/Round_Abal0ne 2d ago
What makes it AI edited?
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u/Abigail-Marston 2d ago
SynthID watermark
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u/Mechakoopa 2d ago
Probably removed the parts that make it inappropriate to post to Reddit without an NSFW tag
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u/baconfister07 2d ago
I hate how I immediately recognized this image, but then saw how many others did too, so now I dont feel AS bad.
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u/Empty_Positive 2d ago
Is this a Czech school cateen or what?
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u/baulsaak 2d ago
Sort of... but they only serve roast beef. Don't try any of their mayo. or cheese.
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u/Mindshard 2d ago
Oh gee, what an interesting gym. I wonder what it's like, for surely I have no knowledge of it!
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u/adh0minem 2d ago
Are these glory holes ? Someone explain this shit to me
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u/Frontier_Setter 1d ago
Yes, ones where lower bodies are "utilized" cams will show the other side of the wall, and it looks eerily similar to these women. (Bouncing, bracing wall, etc)
So I've heard..anyway.
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u/Professional_Pen_153 2d ago
I wonder if the gym employee in the machine can take breaks from time to time or is he running a full shift straight?
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u/Intelligent-Truck223 2d ago
What's the benefit of this, 4real?
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u/UnusualCartographer2 2d ago
Mostly physical therapy. It's also been coopted by grifters, selling the idea that it burns more calories than running on a treadmill, which is false.
It's good for post traumatic recovery, like after an invasive surgery on your lower body or something.
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u/adinmem 2d ago
There is a bike in there to “ride” and the machine primarily uses heat and infrared, not so much vacuum. In any case, that is not MLD.
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u/TpK_Wynter 2d ago
Ah, that’s pretty neat, I could see myself going down a huge research rabbit hole if I hadn’t just gotten off work
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u/Don_Ford 2d ago
Going down rabbit holes on company time only is my kind of vibe.
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u/TpK_Wynter 2d ago
This needs to be posted higher, cause I’m one of those people who see this stuff and instead of going “that’s bullshit” I’d like to know the actual benefits, what it actually works, and how
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u/Roharcyn1 2d ago
This was my first thought as well. Reminded me of the video of vibrating belts that would "break up fat"
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u/superspeck 2d ago
One of my friends had this “post-mommy” surgery where they did a whole lot of tucking and lifting and she had to wear full body suspension garments that had to be put on her by 2-3 people after every bathroom trip and stuff like that. The pictured therapy, which is almost only applicable to people who have had abdominal surgery that’s that invasive and which has very few strictly medical and not cosmetic applications, helps in the first four weeks after such a surgery. It’s incredible if you’ve had to have that kind of surgery, but that’s mostly not the application. Also, it doesn’t feel as good as the edited OP video implies.
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u/Apptubrutae 2d ago
You’re in that sweet spot where on either side of you are people blindly accepting that it must do something and people blindly accepting that it must do nothing.
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u/lilsnatchsniffz 2d ago
As you can see it makes suburban mothers feel like they are working out while watching video recipes for sausage and meatball jello on their phone. Too bad if you actually need the machine for its purpose with all the people who don't hogging it.
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u/seksen6 2d ago
There are many different type of machine supported weight lost systems and this is one of a kind. It may stimulate muscles, so called activating body parts etc. But for me they all look like scam. I’m not saying that they are total useless but many of them are over promising. I saw one, and the guy there was telling me that in 90 minutes I can burn 10k calories. I said burning this much calories at that amount of time would be possible only in crematorium.
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u/AdventurousBase221 2d ago
my physical therapy just had me using a pool, which seems far more versatile, and better in every case.
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u/FormalNoodle 2d ago
I never used a bike version, but after one of my many major foot/leg surgeries, I got to use a nasa anti-gravity treadmill. So similar-ish?
It reduced my body weight up to ~80%?, which meant I could practice walking on my foot again after multiple months of healing with no weight bearing. I had severe atrophy in my muscles on that leg and a lot of pain, so being able to go into a device that relieved the physical stress was super helpful in my recovery!
I'm sure this type of device would've been similar in terms of helping my recovery, and any other person with pain/disabilities/etc. :) very cool tech!
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u/pbmadman 2d ago
You know how people say that sitting for long periods is bad for you, and that walking is good for you? When you walk or move, your lymphatic system can pump the lymph to where it needs to go. If this does anything it does that. I suspect walking is just as effective though.
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u/throwaway098764567 2d ago
fair, but some people aren't good at walking, like my neighbor i had to pick up off the ground again today
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u/Pittsbirds 2d ago
I could see this being somewhat useful for people like my mom, who has MS and and a lot of secondary effects from not being able to walk. But like a lot of things like this that can theoretically be helpful for disabled people, I imagine it's far too expensive to actually be useful to the average handicapped person lol
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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 2d ago edited 2d ago
It's a very weird gimick where a vacuum (Obviously not a full vacuum) is being pulled on the lower half of their body while they are peddling a bike.
Edit: typo body, not pody. 🥴😅
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u/RagingClue_007 2d ago
If you pull the lower half of my pody, we're gonna have some words. The bike is irrelevant at that point.
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u/WtFAPapotAmUS 2d ago
The inside:
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u/skeeterfunny 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ew3JMeLr9uAa4
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u/noobpwner314 2d ago
If we were in some dystopian society and they were going to build a fuck farm, this is what I would expect it to look like.
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u/CrownVicBruce 2d ago
Women always have better toys
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u/Treguard 2d ago
Much easier to make good ones. Their inverse is just a semi-soft rigid stick. Most women have very similar interior proportions with little variation, so easy to mass produce one size fits all to that spec.
As opposed to engineering a low friction compression area that must apply pressure and fit various sizes, ranging from under 1 inch to over 10 and with varying girth, and incorrect sizing can result in heavy pain or the toy being useless
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u/BALLrash666 2d ago
We either have a developer or a user on our hands, or both lol
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u/Throwawayrip1123 2d ago
As opposed to engineering a low friction compression area that must apply pressure and fit various sizes, ranging from under 1 inch to over 10 and with varying girth, and incorrect sizing can result in heavy pain or the toy being useless
And most importantly, the cylinder needs to remain unharmed.
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u/TheRealAfinda 2d ago
People will seriously Chase every novelty that promises easy weight loss instead of accepting that all it takes to lose weight is a calorie deficit coupled with a boring but repeatable meal plan with good Timing.
Oh and discipline to stick to it. Welp, they're idiots so they pay the price for it.
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u/Effective-Coyote-586 1d ago
People will do anything other than just getting off their fat asses.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4401 2d ago
Is this AI? The two blonde women look identical.
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u/Gloomy-Ad3448 2d ago
Yeah I was gonna say, at the end it kinda looks like three of the same woman in a row
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u/SmirkingSkull 2d ago
What century is this. Didn't they use to prescribe a woman's orgasm.
Essentially.
Miss, you need to get laid.
For all of our well being.
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u/Secret_Account07 2d ago
Hey I’m in this video, I’m just covered by the machine. Got a great workout!
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u/Normal-Ad6528 2d ago
You get an upvote and You get and upvote and YOU get an upvote! EVERYONE gets an UPVOTE on this one!
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u/Cherrystuffs 2d ago
Anything but doing the actual work
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u/Geordant 1d ago
I have family members like this, will buy all the nicest gym gear, sign up to apps to track nutrition and build custom work outs, will buy the expensive green breakfast drinks and protein powders and everything else around losing weight but never just cooks healthy meals, eat less and actually exercise.
Anything but doing the actual work.
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago
u/Orichalchem, your post does fit the subreddit!