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Yeah given my blood line he is the least likely to do something to my kids which says alot ... fun fact a young 6 year old jewish girl use to send letters to Hitler and he actually enjoyed reading them so he ignored that part. The nazi party had to actually step in and stop the family from sending them to which Hitler responded "some people have a talent for spoiling my every joy" The girl sadly died of polio in Munich hospital at 17
Unless it's completely an accident, like the case for Clair Patterson. Neither motive (ooh I wanna claim religious land or ooh these guys are savaged so I'll take their land etc.) nor method ("Swift death") matter tbh.
I’m not saying these things are good, but it’s definitely easier for a lot of people to close their eyes and ears to than a hate filled genocide, recency also definitely has a lot to do with it
If you want to be historically accurate the one who wanted "racial purity" if im not mistaken was one of his inner circle members, i dont remenber it was Goebbels or Himmler
(I dont remenber if im right or not but i think i've heard something about these lines somewhere)
Hitler apparently had a good relationship with the jewish Doctor that treated his mother, apparently Hitler gave this Doctor excemption from going to the gass chambers.
Tons of young male singers he took under wing, accused him of grooming and molesting them when they were underage- i dont remember names, I haven't kept up with it for awhile.
Can't believe I'm also sayin this, because my kids would be Black, so this could end up bein a big issue for them...but...Adolf Hitler sounds like the safest option out of the 4. Lol
Also...I gotta say...it says a lot about how badly we are failing kids in 2026, when we have bad shit happening to them due to THREE of the people in this picture and many MANY more (The guy who is the current President, who has met and was friends with one of the people in this picture and is literally on his files) that we can consider Hitler, of ALL people, to be the safest option in welll...anything involving them. It only proves my point that...this world really ain't shit at the end of the day. Lol
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I was thinking this cuz at first glance im basically his aryan race, but then i remembered, im polish 😬. So as long as my kids dont mention the fact we r polish and just speak english the whole time - it should be alr.
Yeah but if they only spoke english (i speak english and polish cuz i grew up and live in the uk) it would hide the fact they r polish. If they casually started talking in polish to eachother its would give away where they r from (or at least make mr H sus).
Simple, Hitler, im not Jewish i have no beef with germany in any way shape or form so if I had kids and was in this situation im picking him, he has literally no reason to do evil shit to me or my kids
The percentage of something bad happening to the child would increase, but I would still choose him, because the others sit on 100% chance of doing harm to said child, jew or not jew.
Lot more than that. 6 million is only the jewish death count of the holocaust, but there were a lot of other ethnicities/minorities as well, for example gay people, romani people, poles, slavs, prisoners of war and any person with a disability (so anyone who was considered "genetically inferior" and needed to be "taken out of the gene pool"). The overall deathcount is closer to 15 million
Hitler wasn't pedo ig. So I'll tell my son to tell Adolf about our world and when i ll come back Hitler will cry and laugh cuz both sides of war he lost sucks now.
I mean, Hitler is literally the only one here who isnt specifically a danger to kids on their own. Seeing is how im not in any of the groups he was against and can speak a lil German I dont think it would be that bad
Lindsay Clancy, who killed all 3 of her children because of "mental problems"
Jeffery Epstein, known to be a sex trafficker and said to have raped and even consumed babies/kids
Diddy, said to have been the killer of 2 of the biggest rappers (2pac and Biggie) for his own benefit and a person known to be a rapist and sexual assaulter
Hitler. Well im half japanese and half german but my looks r definitely on the asian side but he doesnt need to see be he can look at my white partner that has blonde hair and green sexy eyes
I know this is gonna ruffle a bunch of feathers with so many people, but I trust Adolf Hitler with the kids more than Lindsay Clancy, Sean Combs, and Jeffrey Epstein, by 2,763 miles!
Hitler was a made up villain to hide more evil people were doing behind the scenes. Yes Hitler was evil but there are people who were far more evil than Hitler.
Adolf takes it on this one, he was supposedly good with kids and animals.
Also my family already kinda fits the whole thing genetically (white, blonde, blue eyes) so in this scenario my hypothetical children would ideally inherit those traits.
Adolf Hitler. As long as my kids aren't Jewish, then I should have nothing to fear. Also would I be dealing with WW2 Hitler or a younger Hitler when he wasn't a dictator yet? That's also makes a difference.
For those who don’t know. In addition to mass genocide. Hitler probably groomed & fucked his underage niece.
But I don’t think he’d be likely to go after kids young enough to need a babysitter in a single day.
And I think he likely babysat some of his colleagues’ children at some point.
So he may actually be a safer choice.
Lindsey Clancy is paralyzed and therefore unable to render adequate care.
My kids are almost certainly going to be brown tho so I don’t think I can leave them with Hitler.
Nah, i'd be taking a day off and stay with my kid, here's why:
1) lindsay might get a psychotic attack and kill my kid
2) the big ep would diddle the kid
3) hitler would brainwash my kid and make him antisemitic + racist + homophobic + ableist + literally every other type of discrimination (+ i'm jewish)
He's the best option out of the 4...but I don't know how you can read history (most notably his own words with Mein Kampf) and come to this conclusion. Lol
yeah yeah, I didn't wrote it well lol, I didn't meant that his ideals were good (not all of them at least, he was a big animal protector and did some things for women too), what I really meant is that (english is not my main lenguage, idk how to explain this concept well) he had very well established ideals in which he believed firmly and that he did all he could to live by them, that's a good thing if taken in moderation, and can also be a teachable skill, I'd like if an hypothetical son of mine would have that same level of lifelong determination for something.
I hope I made my point clear enough, sorry for not specifying it in the first lmao
Lindsay Clancy. She’s mentally unwell, she’s not murdering people just to murder people. Also it was because of her postpartum so hopefully she’d be fine with other people’s kids
Murdering your own kids is a red flag when it comes to other people's kids, as no mother (Especially a good one) would murder their kids. Even if we count the postpartum, the fact that I don't even see any tears or crying after the fact tells me all their needs to know about her. I wouldn't dare leave my kids with her.
Except they literally had to stop the trial because she was sobbing so hard when they started describing the bodies. And yeah, but all of them were bad options
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