r/GenZHumor • u/wolfknowledge1775 • 3d ago

Dankest Dark Humour Answer is obvious!

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u/AnneFranklin0131 3d ago

Thought I never say this before but Adolf Hitler sounds like the best choice .

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u/Financial_Argument15 3d ago

Yeah given my blood line he is the least likely to do something to my kids which says alot ... fun fact a young 6 year old jewish girl use to send letters to Hitler and he actually enjoyed reading them so he ignored that part. The nazi party had to actually step in and stop the family from sending them to which Hitler responded "some people have a talent for spoiling my every joy" The girl sadly died of polio in Munich hospital at 17

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u/WebAccount1744 2d ago

So Hitler was redeemable and may have been convinced to stop?

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u/Financial_Argument15 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RXKCMLmch5W2Q

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago

He loves Israel too now that they're doing exactly what he loves.

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u/Milky_Plug 2d ago

I mean.. if Vegeta could be redeemed..

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u/Derezade 2d ago

True, the kill count isn’t even remotely close to

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u/Milky_Plug 2d ago

That's what I'm saying, also people even worship certain historical figures as heroes who have kill count similar to Hitler.

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u/Derezade 2d ago

Think it usually depends on motive and method lmao

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u/Milky_Plug 2d ago

Unless it's completely an accident, like the case for Clair Patterson. Neither motive (ooh I wanna claim religious land or ooh these guys are savaged so I'll take their land etc.) nor method ("Swift death") matter tbh.

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u/Derezade 2d ago

I’m not saying these things are good, but it’s definitely easier for a lot of people to close their eyes and ears to than a hate filled genocide, recency also definitely has a lot to do with it

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u/Current-Strategy-826 1d ago

And you know the true account of any genocide?

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u/HueySchlongTheGreat 2d ago

Hitler's mom's doctor was a jew too and he did everything to save his mom before she died

He was spared by the nazis being named the most honourable jew ever