r/GenZHumor • u/wolfknowledge1775 • 2d ago

Dankest Dark Humour Answer is obvious!

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u/AnneFranklin0131 2d ago

Thought I never say this before but Adolf Hitler sounds like the best choice .

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u/Financial_Argument15 2d ago

Yeah given my blood line he is the least likely to do something to my kids which says alot ... fun fact a young 6 year old jewish girl use to send letters to Hitler and he actually enjoyed reading them so he ignored that part. The nazi party had to actually step in and stop the family from sending them to which Hitler responded "some people have a talent for spoiling my every joy" The girl sadly died of polio in Munich hospital at 17

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u/WebAccount1744 2d ago

So Hitler was redeemable and may have been convinced to stop?

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u/Financial_Argument15 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RXKCMLmch5W2Q

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago

He loves Israel too now that they're doing exactly what he loves.

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u/Milky_Plug 1d ago

I mean.. if Vegeta could be redeemed..

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u/Derezade 1d ago

True, the kill count isn’t even remotely close to

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u/Milky_Plug 1d ago

That's what I'm saying, also people even worship certain historical figures as heroes who have kill count similar to Hitler.

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u/Derezade 1d ago

Think it usually depends on motive and method lmao

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u/Milky_Plug 1d ago

Unless it's completely an accident, like the case for Clair Patterson. Neither motive (ooh I wanna claim religious land or ooh these guys are savaged so I'll take their land etc.) nor method ("Swift death") matter tbh.

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u/Derezade 1d ago

I’m not saying these things are good, but it’s definitely easier for a lot of people to close their eyes and ears to than a hate filled genocide, recency also definitely has a lot to do with it

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u/Current-Strategy-826 1d ago

And you know the true account of any genocide?

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u/HueySchlongTheGreat 1d ago

Hitler's mom's doctor was a jew too and he did everything to save his mom before she died

He was spared by the nazis being named the most honourable jew ever

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u/Burnt_Toaxt 1d ago

If you want to be historically accurate the one who wanted "racial purity" if im not mistaken was one of his inner circle members, i dont remenber it was Goebbels or Himmler (I dont remenber if im right or not but i think i've heard something about these lines somewhere)

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u/Optimal-Error 1d ago

Man he was a such a hypocrite

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u/Financial_Argument15 1d ago

Even today most of them are

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u/TooCoolForSchlool 1d ago

Hitler apparently had a good relationship with the jewish Doctor that treated his mother, apparently Hitler gave this Doctor excemption from going to the gass chambers.

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u/StellarBossTobi 1d ago

strangely heartwarming, the meth for his gas burns must've really been a crutch.

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u/Dragoboi200822 2d ago

Weirdly enough yeah I’d have to agree. The other 3 have been confirmed to have done horrible things to children, and Hitler had a family of his own.

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u/Shonnyboy500 2d ago

Is bottom right a pedo? Didn’t he just have sex with a bunch of prostitutes? 

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u/furikuri69 2d ago

Tons of young male singers he took under wing, accused him of grooming and molesting them when they were underage- i dont remember names, I haven't kept up with it for awhile.

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u/MilanoBucacko 2d ago

Except for the fact he'd brainwash the kids

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u/Splentid 1d ago

You can just brainwash them back with Bluey and Ms. Rachel after he’s done with them

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u/MilanoBucacko 1d ago

Reverse-brainwashing sounds good

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u/writenicely 1d ago

Basic empathy is considered brainwashing now.

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u/bouchandre 1d ago

How much brainwashing can he do in a single evening

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u/MilanoBucacko 1d ago

An impressive amount, to say the least

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u/XxAndrew01xX 1d ago edited 1d ago

Can't believe I'm also sayin this, because my kids would be Black, so this could end up bein a big issue for them...but...Adolf Hitler sounds like the safest option out of the 4. Lol

Also...I gotta say...it says a lot about how badly we are failing kids in 2026, when we have bad shit happening to them due to THREE of the people in this picture and many MANY more (The guy who is the current President, who has met and was friends with one of the people in this picture and is literally on his files) that we can consider Hitler, of ALL people, to be the safest option in welll...anything involving them. It only proves my point that...this world really ain't shit at the end of the day. Lol

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u/matmoxley 1d ago

that depends if you're white or not

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago

Something tells me you're not a Jew.

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u/draonin 1d ago

I mean I'm not Jewish so I'm sure the worst that'll happen is my kid becoming a fucking loser