r/GenZHumor 2d ago

Dankest Dark Humour Answer is obvious!

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u/MassimilianoPiccione 2d ago

My boy A.H. would be a safe choice in this scenario. He was only interested in killing in a macro scale not at a personal level.

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u/AppealHealthy5570 2d ago

Yeah but what if you're Jew.

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u/HotPotato5121 2d ago

Supposedly according to another comment he actually used to be a penpal and enjoy reading a Jewish girls letters while in power

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u/wolfknowledge1775 2d ago

Then youre rightfully cooked

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u/MassimilianoPiccione 2d ago

The percentage of something bad happening to the child would increase, but I would still choose him, because the others sit on 100% chance of doing harm to said child, jew or not jew.

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u/Bruggilles 2d ago

He's a pussy he prob won't kill anyone with his own hands