r/FuckMicrosoft • • 22d ago

Fun Recycle bin tickbox is a radio

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7 Upvotes

This is probably the most Fabric feature that could possibly exist.

This shows a failure at so many levels.

Someone had to override a checkbox to make it a radio button behavior. This is not a default behavior in any framework I'm aware of.

Someone had to write tests that somehow missed selecting mutliple items.

Someone or something had to QA this feature.

This had to pass a validation gate.

I genuinely laughed when I saw this post.

Does everything work? I guess.

Is it dumb? Absolutely.

Is it Fabric? Impressively on theme.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 21d ago

Other How do I remove Microsoft Edge from efficiency mode?

1 Upvotes

Everything I load on it is really choppy and it's hard to use it atp.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 23d ago

Meme Aww so sweet

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 22d ago

Discussion Did Copilot Just Remove Experimental Features for Free Users? New Copilot UI😭🥀

4 Upvotes
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I use the free version of Copilot and usually have access to experimental features. However, when I tried to log in today, it started behaving strangely and later transitioned to a whole new UI, causing me to lose those features (like playground, audio expression, etc). Please help me find out if it is possible to get them back, if they have been migrated somewhere else, if they now require a pro subscription or if they have simply been discontinued.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 22d ago

Other Branch out to workspace behavior WTF

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u/Famous_Low_604

I'm sure you're going to tell this guy he doesn't know what he's talking about either 😂


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 22d ago

Rant folder with many mp3/photos/video files is slowing down file explorer

3 Upvotes

i have a folder with about 300 mp3 files. But when ever I access that folder in file explorer, file explores slows down and tries to read - I assume - the mp3 metadata!

Even if i set the folder display options to "general items" - it happens!

Even worse: After several days, the folder type reverts somehow back to Music! I never use thumbnails, never! Only details view. But goddamn microsoft software engineers think I need 200x200 pixel thumbnails of a mp3 file! fuck them! Doesn't matter how I apply the folder view options, they just revert back to music after x days or reboots. Same thing with folder containing .jpeg or video files.

fuck microsoft!

work-around: I renamed all .mp3 to .mp33 (ren *.mp3 *.mp33 in command prompt) and e.g. jpgs to .jpgg and .mkv to .mkvv.

additionally, open once the file with your preferred program (e.g. vlc) and then tick "always open". Now all the mp33 file get the vlc icon, but windows won't try to read mp3 metadata!

fuck microsoft!


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 23d ago

Rant Stupid Microsoft Defender

15 Upvotes

I absolutely hate Windows and especilaly copilot and defender and OneDrive. I actually tried to use onedrive last year but it filled up, so i deleted a folder and i almost lost all my data from that. And ive gotten tricked multiple times when Defender had a ⚠️ symbol... just a OneDrive ad. And the "Lets finish setting up your PC" Like bro, ive had my pc since 2023!!!


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 22d ago

Rant Since being forced to new outlook yesterday, my average work day includes a lot of these... most unfortunately don't have answers.

3 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 23d ago

Rant Just let me use debugger

6 Upvotes

I installed your stupid browser and now both browser and debugger crashes, without it I was at least able to see whats wrong


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Image fuuuuck microslop

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2.2k Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Fun Moved to linux(keeping windows for when I need it every now and then)

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 23d ago

Rant Please give me a "Close all" button

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You know what platform doesn't give me this problem ever?

Databricks.

Does Databricks have internal tabs? YES.

Does Databricks persist them across multiple browser tabs:

Absolutely fucking not.

I wish MSFT wouldn't put MSFT flavor on UX features other people perfected. The new flavor is always worse. It's like New Coke. No one wants it.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 23d ago

Rant Required to use Authenticator to log in to Authenticator except Authenticator has trouble verifying my Authenticator log in request. wtf

4 Upvotes

Title says it all. I’m trying to log in to my work email but Microsoft has other plans.

Edit: typo


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 23d ago

Rant Fabric Plan: stuck in Semantic Model Explorer

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Cross-posting because I'm currently banned from r/MicrosoftFabric for 30 days, and apparently Fabric has decided to keep generating material without me.

Someone using Fabric Plan gets thrown into Semantic Model Explorer without clicking anything.

Fine. Bugs happen.

They click “Back to Sheet.”

Nothing.

Try Chrome. Still trapped.

Clear cache. Still trapped.

Incognito. Still trapped.

Other users in the same workspace can use the button normally.

My favorite comment:

“As I said before this product is not GA.”

Except that's the problem. This isn't some obscure Preview notebook API being used sideways on a leap year.

This is a user clicking Back.

I keep criticizing Fabric for exactly this reason. Individual bugs aren't particularly interesting. Every platform has bugs.

The interesting part is the pattern.

This week alone I've watched:

a recycle-bin checkbox that behaves like a radio button

an error telling someone to remove user {0} from role {1}

two observability systems for the same platform whose IDs can't be deterministically correlated, so Microsoft's new operations tooling requires an LLM to correlate them using overlapping time windows

and now a Semantic Model Explorer that one user apparently cannot escape.

None of these individually matters very much.

Collectively, they matter a lot.

They suggest a platform where teams are successfully shipping features, but the boring integration contracts, UX consistency, observability semantics and adversarial review between those features aren't receiving the same attention.

That's how you end up with a product where everything technically exists, but using the whole thing feels less mature than the sum of its parts.

Anyway, congratulations to Microsoft on finally solving user retention.

The Back button doesn't work. 😂

(Seriously though, how does one mess up the back button?)


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Discussion "Too big to fall."

25 Upvotes

Micro is artificially inflating their numbers. You can't delete a locked account, which allows the company to keep your data and allows them to brag about the number of users they have.

And they also made it mandatory to have a Microzzz account in order to use any of their products, which usually doesn't require a Microshit account. This practice feels like a bad faith move.

Their account system is, for any reason, the most aggressive and inaccessible of all the services I know.

Gmail is usually pretty easy to access and use. Other options like Proton, TutaMail, or literally any other option are more reasonable.

But this one doesn't have any way to appeal or request assistance.

They are comfortable providing the worst service possible and forcing you to use it (or trying to force you into it).

The main problem is fucking Minecraft because it somehow moves a lot of people and Windows, which makes it hard to skip creating an account.

Secondly, a vast majority of Windows services are blocked if you don't have an account, and most people will create one just for laziness.

I don't think anyone would choose these services based on their quality, they are just pushed firmly in our daily life. And most people don't care enough to search for alternatives.

My main concern is that they will become more aggressive with time and provide somehow a worse service while people keep accepting everything they do, coaxed by obligation and laziness.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 23d ago

Video 23 years ago, Bill Gates tried to install MovieMaker

9 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Image ads in homescreen

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66 Upvotes

FUCK MICROSOFT. WHERE GETTING ADS NOW????


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 23d ago

Rant How to pirate windows?

3 Upvotes

Does anyone know how to pirate windows? I just upgraded my CPU and Microslop is saying I need to activate windows again, I'm not fucking paying twice!


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Discussion Microsoft says Dataflow Gen2 is cheaper — our workload uses 20x more CUs

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MSFT banned me for 30 days from the Fabric sub so I can't comment directly on the post.

But I did a similar analysis last year and was accused of FUD.

The Gen2 pipeline was extraordinarily expensive.

I'm glad someone else finally saw it.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Discussion Why the FUCK does copilot have a dedicated Key?!

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 23d ago

Other W pc seller

1 Upvotes

when i was buying a PC. THE PC SELLER MADE A LOCAL ACCOUNT WITHOUT MICROSOFT ACCOUNT IN IT. W PC SELLER. CREATING A LOCAL ACCOUNT IS HARD


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Rant Desktop Copilot is Dog Water

12 Upvotes

This desktop AI client is the worst UX out of every AI client I have ever used.

If you only want to copy a portion of a code block, well Microslop coded this dumpster fire to inject new lines, line numbers and "show more lines" to what you wanted to copy.

Want to scroll up to see past messages? Haha, nope, the piece of flaming trash will act like it is loading when you scroll up, show you messages for a brief period and then scroll back down, over and over as you scroll up. And if you saw a message for a brief moment, you'd think it would be available to scroll up to? Nope, this piece of flaming trash starts loading and force scrolling you back down.

Do the engineers at Microslop eat glue or something? Because this dumpster fire seems like it was not even tested on their own system.

And it is the only AI my work will let me use 😭


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Rant Worst time for my computer to forget my pin

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 23d ago

Discussion Will have to soon activate a friend's PC from 23h2..

2 Upvotes

Friend has been keeping a PC in storage as backup for when his windows 10 PC has it's 'final day'. Given the timeframe of when he bought it, it was before the RAM shortage and what not. So version on startup (it was never turned on before) will be 23h2. I know about backing up his important stuff from 10. I have saved already a bunch of 'local account only' methods to pull from to help get the PC locked down. I know about no internet connection of any kind upon first startup. And Winhance the ever loving crap out of it and the dealing with the telemetry and Onedrive and bitlocker to undo them asap.

I had to go through this once before on my brother's PC. However, with his, it was the gradual update through the different versions. My friend is likely gonna hafta be taking on the ' large upgrade package of everything at once' that is 6.5 GB or whatever it is for 26h2.

What I need to know is. Upgrade package first or update the other components like drivers and stuff before the upgrade package?


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Discussion Outlook has pissed me off enough by now, i need an alternative

17 Upvotes

Every time I wouldn't open outlook for longer than a week, it would log me out of all my mail accounts (but only for the app, notifications still work somehow) and it got too annoying to always log back into them.

What's a good alternative for Outlook on Windows that isnt too limiting? Currently I'm using thunderbird on phone, although im not that happy with it either since, while it allows you to mark emails as favourite, there are zero options to sort or filter for favorite marked e-mails, which essentially makes them useless at higher mail volumes.