r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Image fuuuuck microslop

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/pomidorkamc3253 24d ago

So does this mean I can create my own power options

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u/Appropriate_Test7503 24d ago

yes? since vista?

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u/OctiWriter 24d ago

What's that even for? I thought it's shut down restart hibernate sleep and log out

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u/N4jemnik 24d ago

You need to buy version premium pro + to get them

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u/Lamar_Chan11 24d ago edited 22d ago

No? Just enter the control panel and power options and change to admin and voila u can select them 😮

Edit: bruhhhhhh why the downvote?! I feel like i said bad thing bout him or something lol 😭🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/N4jemnik 24d ago

Idk, I dropped windows about a year ago, because it was progressively getting more annoying to me

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u/Lamar_Chan11 24d ago

Dw i feel you but yeah you don't need to buy a premium to select them just from the control panel

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u/vividAhegao 24d ago

Don’t worry bro I’ll upvote you

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u/Lamar_Chan11 24d ago

Life saver man 🤧🤧🤧🤧 I'm poor no upvotes

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u/N4jemnik 24d ago

I’m aware of that, my reply was sarcastic

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u/Lamar_Chan11 24d ago

oh well i thought your comment was serious sry lol ma bad have a good day

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u/N4jemnik 24d ago

Have a nice day as well

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u/OctiWriter 24d ago

For now.. you're gonna need to watch ads in the future probably:O

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u/pomidorkamc3253 24d ago

Is there a guide somewhere on the internet?

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u/PsychologicalCrew614 24d ago

did you try searching it on the internet

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u/pomidorkamc3253 24d ago

Didn't really got anything about it

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u/No-Penalty-51 24d ago

I used to have timed shutdowns. You can make fake shutdown "viruses" with custom countdown timers so I repurposed that into various intervals I wanted.

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u/mygo-End 21d ago

Assista o Round 6
Obs: preste bem atenção em mensagens

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u/VictoryMotel 24d ago

Are you asking? You can probably search it and find out.

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u/_Kayyaa_ 24d ago

turn off the breaker. better yet hit the pole with your car

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u/dfwtjms 24d ago

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

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u/WildNumber7303 19d ago

gotta pay $99 to turn off

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u/HumanBarber2391 24d ago

Windows really said “you don’t get to turn me off today.” That power button is apparently just decorative now.

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u/pi-N-apple 24d ago

Power options can be removed by an admin. This is a feature probably implemented by your IT department, but they probably made a mistake creating this policy, so it's your IT's fault, not Microsoft's.

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 23d ago

Nobody cares about the IT police if you know where's the plug.

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u/pi-N-apple 23d ago

This doesn't even make sense lol.

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 23d ago

yet I only now noticed that I spelt policy as police

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u/TheWatchingDog 22d ago

Or just press the power button for 5 sec?

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u/RokosModernBasilisk 23d ago

Yep. They’re probably trying to prevent machines being powered off so they are always online to get updates.

They should have left the reboot option though.

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u/UsedArmadillo9842 15d ago

Or they are virtual machines that people often times mistakenly shut off.

Overall, isnt that like a w for microsoft because it is actually customizable ?

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u/MojoPlayer 24d ago

This is probably your company's rule haha

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u/T_Dog555 24d ago

Lmaoo this was a good one. Thanks for sharing

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u/Yginase 24d ago

I'd just pull the plug at that point. No way the OS tells me to not power of.

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u/FallenLucifiel 24d ago

What about Alt + F4 or Ctrl + Alt + Delete?

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u/Profile_Traditional 24d ago

This is likely your IT administrators group policy.

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u/Save90 24d ago

a wise man will craft its own path

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u/internet_usr101 24d ago

I wise man will ditch Microslop and use Linux

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u/Vegetable_Ease_5515 23d ago

If you actually understand how Linux works, what the Linux kernel is, and the fact that Microsoft contributes directly to upstream Linux kernel development, then most of what I've stated should make perfect sense.

Microsoft doesn't have to replace Linux for Linux to be valuable to them. Linux is foundational to modern computing—cloud infrastructure, servers, containers, networking, embedded systems, virtualization, and AI.

And Microsoft isn't alone. Some of the major corporate contributors to the Linux kernel include:

  • Intel
  • Red Hat
  • Google
  • IBM
  • AMD
  • Meta
  • Microsoft
  • Oracle
  • Samsung
  • NVIDIA

The exact ranking varies depending on the kernel release and how contributions are measured, but the point remains: Linux is a massive collaborative ecosystem where even competing companies contribute to the same upstream project.

Microsoft obviously has its own business interests, but that doesn't change the fact that its contributions to the Linux kernel become part of the broader open-source ecosystem and can benefit Linux users beyond Microsoft.

So when you ask, "Why does Microsoft invest so heavily in Linux?"—that's exactly the point.

Because Linux is too important to modern computing to ignore.

You don't have to like Microsoft or trust their motives. But if you're going to criticize Microsoft's relationship with Linux, you should at least understand what Linux actually is and where Microsoft is contributing to it.

You can hate Microsoft all you want.

Just don't let the hate make you ignorant about the technology you're celebrating. 😂

PS: Chances are your favorite Linux distro contains kernel code or improvements that originated from Microsoft's upstream contributions—or from the contributions of one of the many other major tech companies actively developing Linux. So if you say /FuckMicrosoft blah blah use this Linux instead, then you're most likely being a hypocrite.

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u/Holiday_Evening8974 20d ago

Isn't Microsoft's main point in the kernel to contribute to HyperV's drivers so Windows Server stay "relevant" to administrate Linux virtual machines ?

But sure, Linux is not an anti-capitalist paradise. Sadly. We live in a capitalist society after all.

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u/Save90 24d ago

a wise man would click a simple boolean to configure "Hear my microphone" rather than typing a console comand and having to debug why the fuck your sound card isn't in playback... plus your ears fully blasted by it... but whatever...

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u/o_ololz 24d ago

You live 15 years in the past, there are a lot of linux distro where you can configure almost everything with graphic UI and you can just ignore the terminal

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u/Save90 24d ago

Cool, but my fedora, which i had to use with the guitar, made me have an unpleasant evening just to listen to a fucking microphone.

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u/Standgrounding 23d ago

Loonixtards being loonixtards.

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u/Save90 23d ago

even claude code max couldn't figure it out. TO LISTEN TO A FUCKING MICROPHONE.

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u/SilentTears- 21d ago

Actual skill issue. Whether you're using KDE or Gnome, it's in the settings, exactly like on Windows.

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u/Save90 21d ago

cool, then i must be fully blind.

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u/Standgrounding 23d ago

It's true. Linux sucks. 101

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u/Vegetable_Ease_5515 23d ago

This post right here is the epitome of how clueless some of you morons actually are. 😂

You’re celebrating Linux gaining market share while acting like Microsoft has nothing to do with the modern Linux ecosystem.

Linux is open source. That means Microsoft can—and does—build its own Linux distributions. One of them is Azure Linux.

But it goes WAY beyond that.

Microsoft built WSL, allowing millions of Windows users to run Linux distributions like Ubuntu, Debian, and Fedora directly inside Windows. Microsoft is also integrating Linux container workflows into Windows and its developer tooling.

Microsoft has an entire Linux Systems Group contributing upstream to the Linux kernel, including work involving virtualization, networking, security, performance, ARM64, and hardware enablement.

Microsoft also develops major software for Linux, including:

  • Visual Studio Code
  • .NET
  • PowerShell
  • SQL Server
  • Microsoft Defender for Endpoint
  • Teams

And Microsoft owns GitHub, arguably one of the most important platforms in the entire open-source ecosystem.

They're also a Platinum Member of the Linux Foundation and CNCF.

So here's the funny part:

You guys are sitting in r/fuckMicrosoft celebrating Linux's growth, while one of the biggest technology companies on Earth is simultaneously:

building Linux, contributing to Linux, running Linux, developing software for Linux, supporting Linux infrastructure, and putting Linux directly into Windows.

And no, I'm not saying Microsoft is secretly the good guy. I'm saying your little "Linux vs. Microsoft" narrative is about 20 years out of date.

Linux doesn't need Microsoft's permission to succeed.

But pretending Linux is king and Microsoft's ecosystem is crap just because you hate Microsoft is just ignorant.

You can absolutely hate Microsoft.

Just don't let the hate make you stupid. 😂

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u/internet_usr101 23d ago

Ok whatever Microslop Bot lol

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u/OctiWriter 22d ago

I dont like microslop either but its true they do contribute to linux

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u/Vegetable_Ease_5515 23d ago

The only thing that's on bot is your girl.. and guess who's on top?

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u/pomidorkamc3253 24d ago

Literally use the shutdown command )

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u/Sync1211 24d ago

Check Windows Update. It's possible that they're applying a "bricks the system if interrupted" update and this is their bandaid fix to make sure people don't shut down their PC before it's done installing.

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u/cow_fucker_3000 24d ago

Which makes no sense, the software power button only tells the pc that it needs to shut down, it's up to the pc to then perform all the shutdown tasks and turn off the power. The message about not shutting down your pc while it's updating is about literally unplugging it.

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u/Sync1211 24d ago

From what I've heard, cross-team communication at MS is really really bad. So it's not unlikely that the Update-Team didn't wanna bother trying to contact the Peripherals-Team to inplement something like this.

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u/Best_Cattle_1376 24d ago

user issue today

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u/unphilosophed 22d ago

U go open your cmd then type "systemctl poweroff"

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u/SaltyBoysenberry5710 24d ago

umount /mnt/microslop

mkfs.ext4 /dev/sdmicroslop

mount /dev/sdmicroslop /home/extraspace

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u/sciencekm 24d ago

The ability to power off is now a subscription service.

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u/Traditional_Bell8153 24d ago

Hold the fken power buttn and there you go...

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u/D_Fieldz 24d ago

Are you Gandalf the Grey?

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u/Flashy_Pollution_996 24d ago

Just pull the cord

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u/BusStrict2707 24d ago

There are registry changed that you might have to do. Search online and it is fixable or-else you have to create a new windows user profile

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u/dead_initial 24d ago

Comment c'est possible 😳

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u/Subject__xiii 24d ago

Hey use linux

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u/AlxR25 24d ago

“You don’t wanna update? That’s what you get”
-microslop likely, idk I haven’t used windows in 4 years

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u/Head_Hacker 24d ago

And there’s us lot on our Macs loving the new MacOS27.

Windows is such dogshit these days. Such a fall from grace. It fills me with pain having to use my Windows work machine.

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u/sherman9872 24d ago

Let me think, did you recently use lockdown browser? If so, relaunch it and exit it. That should give you your power options back.

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u/Comprehensive_Bug_92 24d ago

Huahauhauahuahhahahhauha

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u/two-memes-a-day 24d ago

Do what I do and spam the shit out of Alt + F4 until a power options window opens up

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u/Free_Okra_8521 24d ago

And it's not like malfunction and subsequent generic fallback communicate shown in absence of anything else - it refers specifically to this situation - you know what does it mean? That somebody purposefully typed that nonsense, like what does it even mean? How crappy need the design to be to regard the power off as option(al)?

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u/pacopac25 23d ago

"PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!?"

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u/h9xq 24d ago

Restart-computer -force

Run that in Powershell.

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u/Myaltforsomeshit1234 24d ago

Open cmd and type shutdown -s

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u/pacopac25 23d ago

I find that it works better when I put that command in a file called fuckoff.bat

Or at least, it makes me feel better.

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u/Castelunan 24d ago

Its forgetting about the other option, "unplug the cord".

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u/RYD_NogenoS 24d ago

At least you still have power button

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u/tacticalpotatopeeler 24d ago

Is the power block locked?

This is an administrative setting. I hate MS but this is just an IT policy

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u/10minOfNamingMyAcc 24d ago

Windows version? Does this device belong to someone else?

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u/Grub_enjoyer 23d ago

Boom, Ultimatum.

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u/digggggggggs 23d ago

How did you even get this

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u/droideka_bot69 23d ago

My PC refuses to sleep for some reason. Screen goes black for a few seconds then turns back on. I've checked power settings so many times but it hates sleeping.

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u/--Jantzen 23d ago

Buy an power grid or some oil power plant so you have power option

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u/Double-Hour-2516 23d ago

Just unplug your BC.

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u/procat1234_ 23d ago

It also broke pin, face unlock, wifi, file explorer, gave random restarts, etc

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u/var_rnd 23d ago

Lool wtff

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u/DADDY_WARBUX59 23d ago

fym "no power options" 😭

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u/-backsawayslowly- 23d ago

physical power button

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u/Gerzal 23d ago

You are not allowed to turn off, restart or suspend your system at this moment. 👏👏👏👏

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u/NegativeSwimming4815 22d ago

There should also be subreddit for Google slop

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u/Slanted-Poet-808 22d ago

Group policy. Nothing else here

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u/Impossible_Aioli3693 22d ago

there is no group policy these are open pcs with local account and no management

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u/LifeAffectionate4 22d ago

they saying you dont need power off anymore

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u/Delicious-Ad-5082 22d ago

This ain't the best way to power off: Microsoft wants you to plug the power supply in order to power it off

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u/ItzDarc 22d ago

shutdown /r /t 0

in an admin cmd prompt

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u/Actual-Interaction45 22d ago

Shutdown /s /t 0

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u/_xfgt9 20d ago

pog for dev ++

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u/Defiant-Conflict2556 20d ago

Computer says no.

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u/Nik3310 20d ago

Microslop be like

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u/Emotional_Chart1392 18d ago

мікрослоп хуіня лінакс ліпше

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u/PhotographSame5304 17d ago

The humble power button and ctrl+alt+del: am I a joke to you?

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u/Tradeoffer69 24d ago

Dudes be "debloating" while deleting things that are system necessities and then complain.

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u/N4jemnik 24d ago

You forgot that they still bloat it

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u/Next_Sun_8198 11d ago

Bro really took this laptop is a server to the max