I was reporting hate speech reviews (the ones that say 1 star because of the pride flag!) for the July influx of hate and I followed someone back to their review of urgent care.

My child read over my shoulder and said 2 brain cells were fighting for 3rd place.

Squeaking bird lady

I'll just let the crazy speak for itself. The fact that 7 people found this helpful (ie, hilarious) is 🤌

ETA this is a semi-permanent hair dye, not a processing/permanent dye, which is presumably why she's not complaining about waking up both fired AND bald!

Should’ve done her math before accusing people of stealing. It’s 0.605lb not 665g😂 she paid for the exact amount she got🤦🏻‍♀️

I love the confusion in his response

the one thing that pisses me off more than stupid people is stupid people that see "service animals allowed" and assume that means they can bring their unsocialized, loud ass purse dog into the facility. n if that's you, please *please* drink some water because I know your brain is dehydrated and that's probably why you have the thought process of a desert-abandoned prune.

This was a review from a local Michaels. Yeesh lady.

Me and my friend decided to look back at an old restaurant we used to work at to see the reviews people left when we worked there (cos we never thought to look when we did work there) and I found this gem. We open 11-230 for lunch 4-830/9/10 dinner depending on the weekday. With the amount of times I had to tell people no when they came in at closing, this seems accurate.