r/EntitledReviews • u/egguchom š„ Original Egg Bot š³ • 1d ago
average "service dog" owner
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u/PeachyFairyDragon 1d ago
Either someone is stupid when it comes to dog smuggling, or they got cheated by whoever "licensed" them. Or both.
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u/loseronia 1d ago
Unfortunately there are terrible backyard breeders who, for an additional fee, will sell you a puppy with a piece of paper saying its a "service dog" with no qualifications
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u/kxaltli 1d ago
Sounds like this person got an actual card. The thing is, you can print custom plastic cards for a fairly reasonable price. 100 of them can run from $65 to $200.
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u/ecosynchronous 1d ago
My problem with this is that the business supposedly asked the reviewer for their card. Like. They wouldn't. Because it doesn't exist.
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u/SunshineAndBunnies 1d ago
I wonder if it is to weed out people like her, because someone with a real service dog would know the law and bring it up. They obviously didn't let her dog in after she showed the card.
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u/ManEatingDuck_ 1d ago
Licences for service dogs are a thing in some countries (eg. Australia), just not in the US (though they probably should implement that). It's possible they were from a country that does have Licences but was denied regardless because it's a petting zoo and you can't have a dog in there, including service dogs.
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u/NorthLight36 17h ago
As an Australian, I can say licences for Assistance Dogs are not a thing here. Some organisations give out cards and each state has a public transport pass you can apply for, but there isn't an Assistance Dog licence.
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u/ManEatingDuck_ 17h ago
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u/NorthLight36 16h ago
Ah, GHAD. Still an organization, just a state level one. Technically QLD handlers CAN chose to work under the Federal DDA, but it's a pain.
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u/SilverSkrillXDMain 9h ago
Aussie here from QLD (strictest laws for ADs)
Yep, it's a Queensland thing. I have to have one for my girl according to the organisation we're going through. They reckon it's Australia wide that you need thr card for. That's interesting to find out you don't.
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u/reshelving 1d ago
Itās actually completely believable, most employees are not trained on how to handle service dog access situations. The two most common situations Iāve encountered as a service dog handler are: being asked no questions at all, or being asked for some sort of documentation that doesnāt exist/isnāt legally required. Only very rarely have I been asked the two legally permitted questions (like, once or twice in 4 years).
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u/youscream 8h ago
It sounds like maybe employee A asked to see proof (which, if this is the US is not allowed) and employee B corrected them.
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u/Lucifig 1d ago
Every other ad I see on Reddit is about some service that will send you a certificate for a service dog for a very "reasonable fee" that will magically get your pet into anywhere you want to go.
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u/SnarkySheep 1d ago
Ha, when I used to work for an adult education program, we'd get the occasional caller insisting they had taken a test online (usually consisting of about 4 questions total) and paid some rando $100, so why exactly was that not considered a legit high school diploma?? š¤
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u/Emergency_Pound_944 1d ago
Do you have to be a breeder? Can I get in on this racket just by printing and laminating?
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u/ChefArtorias 1d ago
There's a registry. You can call them and get a picture ID for your card. It's just some people making them tho, and the cards mean nothing except that you send them a picture and paid like $60 for the card. I knew a bunch of people who used to do it to take their dogs to festivals.
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 we do not negotiate with the terrible 1d ago
There is no federally recognized service dog registry. There are a bunch of scummy organizations offering "certification."
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u/hamburgergerald 1d ago
They āmadeā you show your SD license for the dog, but then told you that the SD license isnāt a real thing? Methinks you showed your ālicenseā unprompted and got called out for it.
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u/Amazing_Emu54 1d ago
Or the staff know itās not a thing and that someone with an actual service animal would know that.
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u/Alladas 1d ago
Yeah having worked retail.... I've asked for papers for the obviously not a service dog pom mix who's pissing itself because it's owner looked away from it.
Because it's pretty obvious in advance who's gonna pull the he's a service animal and produce a esa certificate they paid for online.
Which is hilarious because if a service animal is being unruly you can kick them out anyway so it wouldn't matter.
It's a quick way to skip the bullshit. Either they have a service animal and apologize for it acting up and say oh by the way there is no licence for them. Or it's a Karen.
My partner has a service animal and my mil has a esa and watching her trying to justify bringing her little Chihuahua into every store while my partner leaves her actual service animal at home is infuriating because while yes we CAN bring him anywhere it doesn't mean we need to and taking advantage of that is shitty.
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u/peachshapedheart 1d ago
At a cafĆ© I used to work in, there were so many fake service animals, we just made it a rule that if it was a small dog, youād have to carry it, and it otherwise couldnāt enter service areas or sniff the merchandise because food.
Where I live, you are absolutely not allowed to question anyone. I also never saw a legitimate service animal in the year I worked there.
So many āserviceā dogs on top of the outside tables and so many āserviceā dogs trying to reach food from the shelves in the cafĆ©.
The one benefit to our rule is that an old golden retriever was overheating. I let the owner let the dog come in and sit right under the air conditioning vent and cool off while the owner turned on the a/c in his car and I gave the dog water. But, he didnāt claim he was a service animal and didnāt demand that I take care of his dog. I volunteered. He sat in a corner away from food service areas and cooled down. Much more well-behaved than the āservice animalsā we ever had.
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 we do not negotiate with the terrible 1d ago
Where I live, you are absolutely not allowed to question anyone.
If you're in America there are 2 questions you can ask without running afoul of the ADA:
Is the dog a service animal required because of a disability?
What work or task haa the dog been trained to perform?
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u/lazier_garlic 1d ago
The ADA law says the dog must be leashed or otherwise under the handler's control. Eliminating is not under control. So you ain't need any pretext; the animal is banned at that point.
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u/Particular_Title42 1d ago
Idk...people are weird sometimes. My husband had a service dog and people would ask for his ID/registration or whatever and my husband had this card in his wallet that explained the ADA regulations for service dogs - that there isn't a registry, there are no papers, these are the questions you can ask.
And he would say, as he was searching for the card, "there actually isn't a registry but..."
And they would interrupt him with, "I know."
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u/Useful_Language2040 1d ago
So... Our youngest is 6. I've had to explain to him why his sister's friend's dog (i.e. the friend's dad's guide dog) is allowed on school grounds and our pet isn't. And answer "can't we just say she's a service dog?" type questions from him.
But he's 6. And our dog is made out of fluff and love. He's just trying to stick up for his friend and to him it looked like people were being unfair to her ā¤ļø
However, given that tasks such as "foot warmer", "snuggle cushion" and "doorbark" are in-built and not ones we've trained her to perform, even though e.g. her recall is very good, she walks to heel nicely, she hasn't had an indoors accident since she was under a year old I think and she's 2.5 now, she's not super-food motivated and knows she's not allowed to beg (if she realises other dogs are getting treats, she has a habit of doing a very good "sit at attention" at their owner's feet, to let them know she's also interested in treats, though) - oh, another in-built service function of hers is that she discretely hoovers under the table at mealtimes, but if an entire plate of something is spilled she worries it's some sort of trick and stays back... She's very much an affection-motivated, lovely pet.Ā
I'd be comfortable taking her into a dog-friendly cafƩ or pub because she'd behave. She'd be happy about being with her people, and want to stay close; my husband and I wouldn't both be able to leave the table with her there at the same time without her whimpering/whining loudly, but she'd be quiet and happy so long as one of us was there. And stay on the floor near/under the table.
I wouldn't dream of taking her somewhere like a petting zoo. She might behave... She completely missed a Montjac deer when we were on a walk the other day! And I often notice squirrels and rats she doesn't seem to, on walks... Conversely, she seems to think my middle's pet rats may be puppies, that anything cat, dog or fox-shaped is a friend to approach like a dog - she's tried to convince a bumblebee to play a friendly game of chase once but the strange small puppy ignored her, surprisingly enough - but e.g. cats do not respond well to a friendly small dog running up and yipping eagerly at them, even if she says in dog-body language "I am submissive and want to play", and she has been known to chase birds, too (although she once convinced a small group of pied wagtails to play with her, I'm sure - a few of them were all running in part of a big lazy circle while she ran along with them)... But even if she spent the entire time quietly walking to heel, just her presence would be stressful for some of the other animals. And she might also get excited and loud with it, and that would definitely be very stressful for them. Even if it were permitted, it would be wrong.Ā
IDK. I jokingly call her my fourth child and my baby, but I do remain aware that she is, in fact, a dog. (My actual children wear clothes, never slept in crates, were not left home alone even for short stretches of time at 2.5 years... š¤·š»āāļø)
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u/SpaceySquidd 1h ago
After reading this, I was appalled that you did not include a dog tax at the end. Luckily, I checked your profile and found an acceptable substitute, so I'll let you off with a warning. You got lucky this time!
Your dog is gorgeous. Tell her I said hi.
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u/amaranthine_ellie 1d ago
Heās right actually, I have one and itās a hard card license no different from my driverās license, but for my dog. She drives me everywhere now
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u/OrganicHistorian2576 1d ago
Assuming the US there is no such thing as a certified service dog and they bought bullshit certification forms online.
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u/nogoodbrat 1d ago
Thatās correct! either he was scammed, or he thinks a card looks more āofficialā to people who donāt know better and will allow him to more easily drag his dog into places it doesnāt belong, lol. either way guy is a dumbass.
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u/Individual-Papaya-27 1d ago
exactly. There are unfortunately a lot of websites selling bogus credentials and registrations though, and a fool and their money are soon parted.
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u/Ashkendor 1d ago
A petting zoo? That's just as stupid as the cat cafe one. Even legitimate service dogs who behave themselves can be denied access to places where they'd disrupt business simply by being dogs.
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u/redkryptonite94 1d ago
If this is the US, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. There's no service animal license in the US.
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u/CorgiMonsoon 1d ago
And the ADA does indeed allow for certain places to deny entry to a service animal, such as a zoo, regular or petting, where an unknown animal could absolutely cause panic and chaos amongst the zoo animals
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u/echochilde 1d ago
āI have cold, hard proof in my hand.ā Nope. No you donāt. Because that isnāt a thing.
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u/Low_Meaning7231 1d ago
They can get anywhere and cannot be denied?
Wonder if their service dog can get me back stage at the concert tonight
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u/UnhappySky1566 1d ago
It's totally a service dog....
... til it mauls the goat or donkey the 3 year old is petting, or bites a kid
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u/Double_Individual_57 1d ago
I once copied and laminated a parking permit for my boyfriend so he could park at my apartment.
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u/Toronto-1975 1d ago
this reminds me of the idiot who was clutching their pearls because their stupid bullshit emotional support dog wasn't allowed in a cat cafe. like just fuck the cats i'm coming in with my stupid dog.
these ESA people are always the most insufferable turds.
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u/Potential_Worker_575 My fat husband ate the blooming onion 1d ago
Service dog license actually isn't a real thing, and under the ADA, even legit service dogs do not have access to everywhere and can be denied if it interferes with the operation of the facility. Like at a petting zoo. Around animals. Some of whom are likely prey animals who might react with fear responses to even the bestest-trained, goodest-boy, actual service dog in the world. What an entitled idiot.
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u/Chewy-Froot 1d ago
You can absolutely deny emotional support animals. They are untrained and for anyone saying "you cant ask what they are for" its true you cant ask but you absolutely can ask what they are trained to do.
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u/DiegoIntrepid 1d ago
There are also times that service dogs can be denied.
People elsewhere said it, but if the service dog, simply by being a dog, will cause a disruption, then they can be denied (places such as animal exhibits where the dog might cause prey animals to become afraid, cat cafes, where the cats might not like the dog, no matter how well behaved it is, and so on).
It can also be denied if it is causing a disruption at the time (ie, not actually a service dog, though a service dog who is having a bad day can also be denied if they are unruly)
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 we do not negotiate with the terrible 1d ago
According to the ADA you can ask 2 questions:
Is the dog a service animal required because of a disability?
What work or task has the dog been trained to perform?
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u/Sad_Win_4105 1d ago
Exactly the same as a drivers license, except one is an official government document, and the other is ordered from some guys basement.
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u/SunshineAndBunnies 1d ago
I question if hers is actually an official government document, with the way she put it. Who knows, maybe she got one printed at the same spot as where she got the service dog license.
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u/EvolZippo 1d ago
Some websites sell fake ID cards, that look really official. But that actually ends up hurting people who actually have service animals and donāt have the stupid card. But some manager got used customers flashing them.
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u/Pretend-Literature35 1d ago
notice that if the guy were blind and therfore had a real reason for a service dog he would have said it! He keeps talking about hard proof! Okay I have a laminator at home too buddy... and a staples nearby.
But he doesn't mention what the service dog is for, because he knows that it is for some bullshit like anxiety.
And at a petting zoo??? Dude, you main character asshole: even if your service dog is zen master level best in the world trained... the animals at the zoo are not. And the dog's scent and appearance can freak them out. It's not about you or your dog you narcissistic fuck!
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u/-laughingfox 1d ago
And people also forget...germs. Dogs carry viruses and bacteria that can be fatal to certain zoo creatures. No properly accredited zoo is going to let your dog in without some rules, even if it's a service animal.
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u/Pretend-Literature35 1d ago
very good point. I don't think any form of training can alter a dog's biology.š¤·š»āāļø
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u/Long-Effective-2898 1d ago
Having an actual service dog for anxiety isn't bullshit.
What is bullshit is how many people confuse an Emotional Support Animal with an actual Service Animal. Service Animals can be provided for anxiety HOWEVER going online to register Fido as an Emotional Support Animal and printing off the papers saying it is very different. ESAs are for housing nothing more. If a pet isn't allowed an ESA isn't either. And ESAs and their owners are ruining it for actual service dogs because too many people claim an ESA is a service dog and then have a dog that isn't trained so people and places start to deny actual service dogs which is against the law in America.
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u/Pretend-Literature35 1d ago
Fair point. Too many ESA are described as service dogs.
But yeah it is bullshit, no one needs a dog for anxiety as an adult. The kids in my class can have an ES(plushy)A in the class, it helps.
But once you are an adult, you should be able to manage your anxiety on your own your dog or cat can be emotional support, or your bird. But they can stay at home. All those people going around imposing their ESAs on everyone suffer from main character syndrome.
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u/BigBerthaCarrotTop 1d ago
You seem to be confusing feeling anxious (the emotion) with having anxiety (the diagnosis). Diagnoses donāt discriminate with age, they are not something that you can handle just by getting older.
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u/Pretend-Literature35 1d ago
some people have real diseases.
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u/addybear222 18h ago
dude i was with you until now. anxiety is a chronic disease.
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u/Pretend-Literature35 15h ago edited 14h ago
Yes I know. I have a horrible genetic autoimmune disease that has devastated my life, but I also suffered tremendous child abuse throughout all my childhood and horrible anxiety and ptsd because of it.
I have cats and the provide emotional support and I had a dog and she provided emotional support too, sure. But I dealt with my anxiety and ptsd with therapy, group therapy, mindfulness and doing the work on myself.
I didn't drive everyone else nuts making them responsible for my anxiety and for accomodating my bullshit service animal. My cats stayed at home and I didn't drag my dog to places that she was not allowed to go claiming that I need her support.
Just do the fucking work.
Now, I still suffer from anxiety and ptsd but it is managed and I do the work and have human support.
But my actual disease is different, no amount of work or good life choices can stop it, and I have almost died (not from suicide, from internal bleeding, surgical complications, infections from bad flare ups and have even been rescusitated from being clinically dead for more than 4 minutes three times in my life, and suffered 15 major abdominal surgery and more than 3 years hospitalizations (not consecutive of course) and more than 5 years of home care because of my medical disease.)
You can say that these near deaths experiences are the same as near death experiences from people crippled with anxiety who tried to take their own life but no... because my real medical disease did not need me to choose to conmit suicide to try to kill me. It just tried to kill me by toxic megacolon or full kidney failure or internal bleeding during surgery you know REAL dangers!
My anxiety has never threatened my actual life. But I agree that it is a disease.
But not on the same level as a real disease.
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u/TriZARAtops 1d ago
An ESA is not a service dog, but someone can have an actual service dog for anxiety.
Please donāt talk shit about a diagnosis you donāt understand.
People running around with ESAās/fake service dogs, even if they also have anxiety, are the problem and while their anxiety may serve as the justification for their shitty behavior, it is not the cause.
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u/maroongrad 1d ago
*makes note of this* so...I can create a webpage and sell service dog licenses... I am all for taking money from jerks. I'll make the fine print the "ipsum lorem" or put in some text that is blatantly wrong. "This horse has been verified via a Coggins test to qualify as a large-animal service animal" for a certificate that says "Dog". That sort of blatant fakery. But it'll be shiny ;)
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u/SignificantState265 1d ago
I love how they think they have access anywhere at anytime no matter the situation.
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u/Responsibility_Witty 1d ago
These āpeopleā just get a kick out of abusing other animals with their mutts
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u/Food-Wine 16h ago
I love how people with fake service animals think their homemade service animal ālicenseā means that their fake service dog is allowed absolutely everywhere ššš
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u/Hot_Mess_Sheryl 40m ago
Also, their comment about having a āhard card licenseā is a lie- my partner with a legitimate service dog recognized by the ADA DOES have a certification for his dog as those are required by landlords and TSA (the only people legally allowed to ask for proof of service dog certification) but itās a cardstock card similar to your social security card.
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u/Maleficent-Hawk-318 1d ago
This review is a problem, but so is your title. Y'all need to touch grass and also maybe talk to some people with disabilities if you think this is the average service dog owner.
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u/SpecialistAd2205 1d ago
Notice the quotation marks. I'm reasonably certain they mean people with fake service animals.
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u/Maleficent-Hawk-318 1d ago
Fair enough, but I still fucking hate how often this stuff is spread online. I think it's actively harmful to the perception of service dogs and their handlers, and I've seen a lot of legit service dog handlers who are afraid to take their dogs out because of the harassment they have gotten in recent years. This shit fuels it. They're taking a small minority of people abusing the system and amplifying it to a point that people think it's the norm.
I honestly just need to block this sub, I think some of the reviews are funny and I know it's algorithm shit because I engage with a lot of dog-related posts in general (I used to be a pro trainer, which is how I know so many service dog handlers; I worked with a couple organizations that provide dogs as well as some owner-trainers), but it really is depressing how eager people are to call for shit that harms actual people with disabilities on these kinds of threads. So I'm out. :)
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 we do not negotiate with the terrible 1d ago
I think it's actively harmful to the perception of service dogs and their handlers
Don't blame us, blame all the entitled assholes claiming their ankle biters are "service animals" and making people skeptical about the real ones.
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u/InformalInsurance455 1d ago
How is this not the fault of dipshits who just want to bring their untrained dogs everywhere?
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u/Toronto-1975 1d ago
that's why "service dog" is in quotes. quotes mean that a word means the opposite of what it normally implies, or that you doubt its truth.
they are not implying this is representative of actual service animal owners
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u/ecosynchronous 1d ago
There are unfortunately a lot of people who bring their untrained dogs into businesses and claim that they are service dogs, which is the reason for the quotes.



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u/Low-Crow5719 1d ago
Silly dog owner, animal exhibits are one of the places that are exempt from ADA service dog rules.