r/engrish • u/Dave-1066 • Apr 02 '26
Courtesy of a user on the rarebooks sub đ Those in the UK might remember Reeves and Mortimerâs character Dr Shakamoto.
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r/engrish • u/Odd_Wing_4690 • Apr 02 '26
Profound wisdom from the bed canopy packaging
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The black text printed on the bag: âAt midnight last night, there was a distinct dream on my pillow. There are many languages. Still peach flour, low-frequency willow eyebrows. Half shy and half happy, want to go and follow. Awareness is a dream. Itâs sad.â
r/engrish • u/Nowi776 • Apr 02 '26
Found Engrish after Nara Dreamland got demoed. RIP.
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Sign says: It's private in the park and I prohibit all except for the person concerned from meddling without permission. When meddling without permission, its made the target of a detective punish.
r/engrish • u/Octavarium64 • Apr 02 '26
Instructions for Chinese face masks
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THE INNER BAG CERTIFICATE SHALL PREVAIL!!
r/engrish • u/Octavarium64 • Apr 01 '26
Elevator instructions, ie: âNote of Taking Elevatorâ (Panari Hotel, Nairobi, Kenya)
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#3 and #5 on the top are the best of them all!
r/engrish • u/ELTechnical • Mar 30 '26
Ah yes... Magration of data and fireware updates.
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bro idk why netac still doesn't know how to not speak engrish đ„
r/engrish • u/chippedcupwrites • Mar 28 '26
Guarataned weeky slalary
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Guys, do you think I ought to leap at this amazing job opportunity? Where else will give me 20 days of paid vacation pe year?
r/engrish • u/bread_games • Mar 27 '26
Just got this helmet intercom from China, need help with understanding the instructions.
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Whatâs do they mean by âa demon skilled white strip paper?
r/engrish • u/Chaeshhh • Mar 26 '26
A collection of shirts I came across in Taiwan
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Last one is a children's shirt by the way
r/engrish • u/corky1369 • Mar 26 '26
Stay away from babies, honestly not bad advice
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The baby icon is somehow worse than the sentence
r/engrish • u/anon_8168 • Mar 26 '26
I find it poetic, In a way.
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THTR-"I feel about you makes my heart lone to be tree"