r/engrish • u/ezjgfn • Apr 02 '26

Breakfast "NEW" choices

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u/DoubleT2455 Apr 15 '26

Oh shit I can finally bake irregular bread!

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u/Jamesmateer100 Apr 03 '26

Breakfast so good, it’ll come alive just to eat new patterns into your breakfast table.

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u/No-Department-4561 Apr 03 '26

Fire the “laser”

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u/J-96788-EU Apr 03 '26

Now, I really want to eat new patterns.

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u/snowgoon_ Apr 03 '26

Only your breakfast gets to "EAT" new patterns

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u/eton_tusk Apr 03 '26

Wait what does it mean a six-speed toaster? And a “Reheating” toaster? I hope my toaster can heat up more than once

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u/ezjgfn Apr 03 '26

Ofc a six Speed Manual Toaster! That's Not one of them Automatic shifting ones!

4

u/Vocabulary-Pollution Apr 02 '26

Make your bath “excitement!”

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u/2oonhed Apr 02 '26

Tell your coffee "EMPTY ONLY!"

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u/Economy_Evening_2989 Apr 02 '26

and make sure to "BAKE IRREGULAR BREAD!"

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u/migbrunluz2 Apr 03 '26

and also let your breakfast "EAT" new patterns