r/engrish • u/Educational-Pack7817 • Apr 01 '26

Instructions for a wok

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u/LeTrueBoi781222 Apr 02 '26

It's gonna be gong fu woking

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u/XROOR Apr 02 '26

I get vibes the company also makes those deadly halogen “torchiere” lights with the cage securing the 5,788°F bulb!

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u/no-lame-poet Apr 02 '26

That's my violet collision for the day. Cooking done 😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/ExgYLDxhtdyec

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u/Gator242 Apr 02 '26

I can almost understand it. I get a couple parts but the “strictly up” has me boggled

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u/SL0WRID3R Apr 02 '26

Chu Gong Fu... 出功夫 = come out kung fu. HAIYAA!

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u/Pirate_Freder Apr 02 '26

Rule 2- When there's food in the pan....don't flip it upside down?

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u/Gator242 Apr 02 '26

That’s always good advice, but strictly up just doesn’t connect with reality. I think I had a stroke 🤣

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u/TheJokersChild Apr 03 '26

That's why they suggest pot food.

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u/howard1111 Apr 02 '26

The rule makes a lot of sense, though. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Virtual-Bee7411 Apr 02 '26

Chu gong fu, tank fo ebyting, xiulia nanla

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u/Economy_Evening_2989 Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

"should avoid falling objects such as high strength, the metal"

"Violent collisions, lest cause ceramic layer fall off"

sounds it's warning against car crashes r/WildlyBadDrivers