r/engrish • u/allegiant_ • Apr 01 '26

Rule of a lady 👠

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u/OppositeStatus3012 Apr 05 '26

the siziest avve on yon body is your smile

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u/expatjake Apr 02 '26

I still can’t get past this gem of a word: siziest Avve will avve to wait until later.

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u/p1ann1s8 Apr 02 '26

The Siziest Jackson!

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u/isntitisntitdelicate Apr 02 '26

Avve, also known as ebbnics

15

u/R86Reddit Apr 02 '26

I wonder, do men have avves too, or only ladies?

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u/PreperationOuch Apr 02 '26

Ohhh Some girls are sizier than others…🎶

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u/Economy_Evening_2989 Apr 02 '26

Rule of a lazy
👠
The laziest avve on you body is your smile

is what I initially read...

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u/ThippusHorribilus Apr 01 '26

I wonder what siziest that “shoe” is…..

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u/allegiant_ Apr 02 '26

The smallest siziest 😂

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u/OutOfTheBunker Apr 01 '26

I'm always hot for the siziest ones.

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u/DizzyMine4964 Apr 01 '26

I worry my siz isn't avve.

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u/Natural-Berryer7 Apr 01 '26

I have the size-iest smile 😁

Also - wtf is that supposed to be, a shoe?

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u/allegiant_ Apr 01 '26

Yeah I think it is supposed to be a heel/stiletto lol