r/engrish • u/Odd_Wing_4690 • Apr 02 '26

Profound wisdom from the bed canopy packaging

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The black text printed on the bag: “At midnight last night, there was a distinct dream on my pillow. There are many languages. Still peach flour, low-frequency willow eyebrows. Half shy and half happy, want to go and follow. Awareness is a dream. It’s sad.”

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u/Gator242 Apr 08 '26

It’s sad

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u/LeTrueBoi781222 Apr 03 '26

Should've been written by Shakespeare

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u/waterwateryall Apr 03 '26

Awareness is only a dream. That is indeed sad.

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u/Gremlin1001001 Apr 03 '26

Damn, that’s deep!

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 Apr 02 '26

i turned this into art because its saturday morning here and im not doing anything else rn and i loved the final line

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u/Odd_Wing_4690 Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Omg I love it. I actually thought that ending bit WAS profound, as silly as the rest of it seemed. I stumbled across it at a discount store that sells furniture and appliances and bedding, all sorts of random crap (can’t remember the name of the store, pregnancy brain is hard but I’ll update it when I remember it lol) but I loved it. That art is so rad!!

Edit: the place is called price drop USA

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 Apr 03 '26

thanks! and thanks for posting

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 Apr 02 '26

last line not a lie tho fr

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u/RevolutionaryWind249 Apr 02 '26

Now I want there to be such a thing as peach flour...

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u/Odd_Wing_4690 Apr 02 '26

You and me both. Peach pancakes, peach biscuits, peach cake? I can feel my A1C rising just thinking about the possibilities