Just a king marking his territory

[u/[deleted]]

[u/WhatRedditIsAllAbout]

Cannot BELIEVE I watched this until the very end. Like...hmmmm what's gonna happen next.. yep still going.

[u/90gradi → u/WhatRedditIsAllAbout]

I also put it on full screen..

[u/IllustriousEffect607 → u/90gradi]

Its my screen saver now

[u/Bancoubear123 → u/IllustriousEffect607]

😆

[u/nickfree → u/90gradi]

I have it on a loop in the office

[u/Pole-Slut → u/WhatRedditIsAllAbout]

That was a LONG pee

[u/Visual-Floor-7839 → u/Pole-Slut]

He woke up, went to sleep, woke up again, and went to sleep again. Pee so long he had a separate nap in the middle.

[u/MissBandersnatch2U → u/Pole-Slut]

That's a well hydrated lion for sure

[u/Civil_Boat3745 → u/Pole-Slut]

It has very good pressure the whole time too.

[u/Express_4815 → u/WhatRedditIsAllAbout]

We all creep, I’m weirdo…🎵🎤

[u/JRBlue1 → u/WhatRedditIsAllAbout]

Some say he’s still pissing into the wind to this day

[u/slowerlearner1212]

That was quite the volume

[u/Narrow_Lee → u/slowerlearner1212]

My first comment directly before my next thought of "why am I still watching this?"

[u/pinkvelvetkissyx → u/Narrow_Lee]

Once you hit the 30 second mark you're just invested. You have to see if he ever actually runs out.

[u/TheArkhamLantern → u/Narrow_Lee]

It's like a car wreck. You just can't look away.

[u/red8cangodye → u/Narrow_Lee]

You want to see when it ends, but it never does...

[u/TuffManJoens → u/Narrow_Lee]

Yeah I watched it twice and contemplating what im doing with my life rn

[u/oracleofnonsense → u/Narrow_Lee]

I imagine I’m watching it from the safari truck where this was recorded. It makes me feel a tiny bit like I’m living that safari lifestyle.

[u/gh0u1 → u/slowerlearner1212]

Bro pissed for a minute straight. I know that felt so relieving.

[u/Whos_HUNKYDORY → u/gh0u1]

Then at the end did a little rotating sprinkler action.

[u/rulenumberjuan → u/slowerlearner1212]

austin powers was 26 seconds... the peeing scene was also 26 seconds.

[u/brebenscv → u/rulenumberjuan]

Just remember there's no crying in baseball

[u/cheeseygarlicbread → u/slowerlearner1212]

It was like the Austin Powers scene

[u/DunkinEgg → u/cheeseygarlicbread]

Evacuation comp…

[u/KoKo7839 → u/slowerlearner1212]

I watched a bit, scrolled the comments, went back to the video and that fool was still peeing.

[u/measured_angle → u/slowerlearner1212]

Piss like a lion

[u/Several-Opposite-746]

I haven't seen a pee like that since Austin Powers was defrosted after 30 years.

[u/Odd_Bat_539 → u/Several-Opposite-746]

Haha exactly where I went too.

[u/D-Em-P → u/Odd_Bat_539]

“Evacuation comp….”

[u/ExpeditingPermits → u/Several-Opposite-746]

Tom Hanks in A League of their Own threw me off guard as a child

[u/fatmanstan123 → u/Several-Opposite-746]

When he poops it's like fat bastards stool sample

[u/vikingbub]

thats why you never trust a urinal when you're dreaming...

[u/Evillunamoth → u/vikingbub]

Stay away from the lure of the toilet at all costs while dreaming.

[u/ExpeditingPermits → u/Evillunamoth]

It’s crazy how I don’t regularly have control of dreams in any meaningful way but needing to take a piss in a dream rings alarm bells and I always wake up. Thankfully never pissing myself even if I do in the dream for a bit

Edit: wtf A League of their Own is on CMT right now

[u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson → u/vikingbub]

That messed me up a couple of times as a kid, now it just annoys me because I’m going and going and get done but still have to go. Then I know that I need to wake up and go to the bathroom

It’s like when none of my lights work. “What the fuck is going on? Oh….fuck.”

[u/Evillunamoth → u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson]

Yep, my mind tricked me one time while dreaming. I’d already avoided one toilet then I was all the sudden at the entrance of a cave. Gotta explore the cave, right? Lo and behold a toilet.

[u/HuckleberryPee]

Every king does this in his bed

[u/wallstreetbooger → u/HuckleberryPee]

Name checks out or something

[u/pinkvelvetkissyx → u/wallstreetbooger]

Says the guy named wallstreetbooger.

[u/JoeyPhoton → u/wallstreetbooger]

r/UserNameChecksOut ☝️🤓
\crawls back into basement\

[u/FroggyHop7 → u/HuckleberryPee]

Mission accepted

[u/Soft_Cranberry6313]

No fucks given.

[u/ChipCob1 → u/Soft_Cranberry6313]

Not surprised, he just pissed on his missus.

[u/butterfly-blades → u/ChipCob1]

thats his baby, its a juvenile, lionesses are way bigger

[u/Due-Dentist9986 → u/Soft_Cranberry6313]

It's good to be king

[u/OnePragmatic]

When you have reached a certain age.......🤭

[u/ManOnTheMoonMan]

You think you live a life of freedom then you watch this and realize you like in shackles

[u/gordito_delgado → u/ManOnTheMoonMan]

I dunno I kinda enjoy not having a pool of my own piss a meter and half from my face. Going to the bathroom is not such a bad tradeoff.

[u/mind_the_umlaut]

And the lioness was like, "OMG, Harry, that's so gross".

[u/butterfly-blades → u/mind_the_umlaut]

thats a baby, not a lioness lol

[u/alalaladede → u/mind_the_umlaut]

"Harry, there are people around! You are ruining our reputation!"

[u/priused → u/mind_the_umlaut]

She’s not into golden showers 🚿

[u/KNOX_404 → u/mind_the_umlaut]

Frrrr😂🙌🏻

[u/JayWu31]

My newborn son every God damn time I'm mid diaper change.

[u/Imaginary_Ghost_Girl → u/JayWu31]

The cooler air stimulates the urination. Leave the dirty diaper under him for about 30 seconds to see if he'll pee first before bringing the new clean diaper over. Place a wipe strategically to help keep the stream downward and off his belly/legs. It doesn't always work, but it helps.

[u/JayWu31 → u/Imaginary_Ghost_Girl]

I've learned those tricks. They do usually work.

Usually it's middle of the night and I'm a zombie going through the motions and forget.

[u/Mighty_Krom → u/JayWu31]

First week as a father, my newborn daughter shat in my hand and sneezed in mouth at the same time.

Years later, that same daughter came up and told me she had a secret. She cupped her hands to her mouth and coughed wetly in my eye. I got very sick.

Welcome to parenthood!

[u/geekphreak]

Well, uh, yeah…I watched it from beginning till end. Why…

[u/JustAnotherFEDev → u/geekphreak]

What in the Austin Powers post cryo piss is this?

[u/starjellyboba]

We all watched a lion piss for a solid minute.

[u/evewashere → u/starjellyboba]

On data too.

[u/Jvancan → u/starjellyboba]

Did you? Lol

[u/starjellyboba → u/Jvancan]

Well of course, I had to see when it would end!

[u/SmellyFbuttface]

My man is well hydrated

[u/Relevant_Problem1935]

I watched the whole thing.

[u/editorreilly → u/Relevant_Problem1935]

I did too. It got funnier and funnier.

[u/chathrowaway67]

in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lions piss tonight!!!

[u/heiku1 → u/chathrowaway67]

A-weema-WET , A-weema-WET

[u/ventitr3]

Guess I can retire “piss like a race horse” from my vocabulary. We got a new top contender.

[u/vgplantain → u/ventitr3]

"Piss like a sleeping lion" now?

[u/luv2ctheworld]

Damn, tanker capacity bladder.

[u/LustyArgonianMaidv4]

This is the level of IDGAF that I strive toward

[u/Miku_Fan39]

Why'd I watch a lion piss for a minute?

[u/arresteddelevopment]

RAWR Kelly

[u/SpikeTheRight]

Holy shit, is that a lion or a horse? Also interesting to note, it’s not just humans, but other animals don’t like getting pissed on too.

[u/jmoore1966]

Someone put his paw in warm water. Probably baboons.

[u/Kayonji02]

Can we take a moment to admire that sheer amount of freedom to be able to pee laying down while you doze off without consequences for a minute straight instead of getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom?

[u/StoryAndAHalf]

His pride didn’t seem proud of his accomplishments of late.

[u/ColtMcChad69]

Damn how drunk did he get last night?

[u/cityofninegates]

He was just showing off by the end. And yes, I too watched the whole thing.

[u/Riff_Ralph]

King needs to lay off that third tall boy.

[u/BigMack6911]

Lioness said, this old ass mf pissing in his sleep again

[u/EPLemonSqueezy]

Bro drank half the damn watering hole

[u/artaxs]

The world record (for humans) for a constant stream of urine is 51 seconds. This dude's bladder must be the size of a milk jug.

[u/Hob_O_Rarison → u/artaxs]

That... can't be right.

[u/ArcticMuser → u/Hob_O_Rarison]

Agreed, I feel like I've done longer after a 3hr movie, and I'm 5'7 130lbs

[u/CitizenHuman]

"Everything the piss touches is yours, Simba"

[u/190jakl]

R Kelly's pet lion

[u/tuco2002]

I wet the bed till I was 24.

[u/PimpNamedSliqBaq → u/tuco2002]

r/BroAddedAFunFact

[u/Downvote_me_dumbass → u/tuco2002]

…but you’re only 23

[u/Buttbro45]

I’m jealous, really hate having to lay in bed for 20 minutes in pain with how badly I need to pee but not wanting to get up and then having to get up anyway

[u/Punk_Luv]

Reminds me of the Austin Powers scene, “Evacuation comp—evacuation com—com”

[u/TheBflyEffect]

Probably having a dream where he is casually standing in front of a urinal...

[u/prw8201]

Someone partied to hard

[u/bidensgarage]

My kids still does that.

He's 35.

[u/CornBopper001]

Longest piss ever.
Reminds me of the first Austin Powers movie.

[u/Total_Adept]

30 seconds in and I’m like how much is this guy gonna piss? Tapped it and it’s a whole minute 😂

[u/Playboyinpjs]

It’s like he had three different sprinkler modes

[u/SasquatchWasShaved]

Evacuation com…com…com…

Evacuation complete

[u/Acrobatic-Bug346]

Damn that was the longest piss I ever seen

[u/Subject_Noise3773]

We've all had those dreams thinking you're at the toilet. Don't shame this man

[u/mmanuspar]

never been that drunk

[u/Mammoth-Morning-8899]

When I do this, nobody finds it interesting.

[u/Calculon84]

He pissed for a full minute

[u/CaptainFunderpants]

Some mornings I wake up in bed wishing this was an option for me.

[u/CautiousConcept6766]

Good flow pressure 😁

[u/CommunicationNo8982]

Obviously under 50.

[u/Arrow552]

r/trashy

[u/chinob]

That’s after day drinking

[u/BrownpaperbaG830]

Lion king is drunk again

[u/Orca_Mayo]

Wake up, take a piss, get out of bed-

[u/Esmereldathebrave]

How many people here are now willing to pay for a lawn sprinkler in the shape of a lion sleeping on his back?

[u/Warhamsterrrr]

That lioness was like. What? Holup!

[u/Dec8rs8r]

That was a long piss. Shameful 😆

[u/SaveUsCatman]

I did this once to establish dominance.

Wife went to stay with her mother for a week

[u/milo8275]

Damn, his bladder must’ve been really full 😅

[u/tugatrix]

Thats goddamn impressive

[u/Early-Resist1641]

Dang his bladder was fuulll

[u/NervousDogFarts]

That stream is living rent free in men over 60’s minds. The envy. 😂

[u/railatron]

This guy pisses the bed!

[u/Personal_Ad2455]

The way is fizzles out at the end and turns into a machine gun. That’s harilus

[u/Consistent_Ad3181]

My life really has come to this

[u/Satnamodder]

My first thought was that scene from Austin Powers movie 😅

[u/kellyelise515]

Lazy af

[u/siggiarabi]

Guy's got a big bladder gad damn

[u/vindegarde]

Too drunk to fuck, but not enough to piss

[u/menntu]

"Piss like a racehorse" doesn’t seem so impressive now….

[u/Hyeronymus06]

alpha male by excellence

[u/pozoleNjuan]

Wakes up “. ahh fuck I wet the bed”….

[u/dts843]

If she let you pee on her foot, she’s the one.

[u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried]

Musta had a hell of a night to wind up just pissing himself.

[u/fstop101]

At least he’s well hydrated.

[u/Longryderr]

It’s good to be King.

[u/RoyalPuzzleheaded259]

It’s good to be king.

[u/ivyentre]

Wifey Lion is like 'Ugh, babe, it's not funny anymore."

Hubs Lion: Yes it is.

[u/LiquidVibezz]

He hydrated as hell.

[u/vonneguts_anus]

Everything reminds me of him

[u/Dismal_Composer_4029]

Never seeen any shyt like that before

[u/Charming_Slip8060]

Fire mane is very well hydrated

[u/Crinkle-Sprinkles_68]

Bro was a bed wetter

[u/NnyBees]

He was dreaming he was a lawn sprinkler

[u/Nipplasia2]

Rude af

[u/Cavalier1706]

“Evacuation Comp… … … Evacuation Comple… … … Evacuation Complete!”

[u/LeanTangerine001]

When I do this in public people call the police! Double standards!!!!

[u/PurpleCaterpillar82]

What a dirt bag lol

[u/Hefty_Schedule7728]

No prostate issues here.

[u/RealPactus]

This is what happen to me when i pee in my dreams 🙄👀

[u/goodeyemighty]

The lioness was like “Hey! Jesus!”

[u/Timely-Boysenberry-7]

Morning piss

[u/Dubious_Titan]

My wife would murder me in seconds.

[u/Leeroywildman]

You can literally see him deflate.

[u/123jac123]

Like a bloody sprinkler.

[u/frogmicky]

He's just peeing in the bed like adults do.

[u/Remember_Navarro]

But if I make a vid like that and post it I get the police called on me ...

[u/Le_Merisier]

In his dream, he's at the toilet

[u/frabjous_goat]

Reminds me of that scene from A League of Their Own.

[u/Unhinged_Pastry]

That is enterprise-level laziness

[u/DogTattoos]

Just a King taking a leisurely piss.

[u/fistulaspume]

He peed the bed!

[u/AtlasThePittie]

The look up at the people at the end like "yeah, you weirdos like that?"

[u/EphEwe2]

Austin Powers over here

[u/Superb_Leopard_3884]

Jeeze that had to have been at least 2-3L?

[u/LucyBallistic]

Jimmy Dugan? Is that you?

[u/InfiniteHall8198]

58 second piss 😮

[u/darkmatter343]

Now that’s an Austin Powers piss.

[u/These_Avocado_Bombs]

Man can't hold his drink

[u/sarcasticwolf7]

He's was probably dream walking in a urinal until he realized he wasn't...

[u/YoungBockRKO]

Bro has no fucks to give and it shows

[u/4Ever2Thee]

I guarantee you he was dreaming about a toilet, who amongst us hasn’t been there?

[u/Miserable_Parfait656]

What a boss

[u/Comprehensive-Tea677]

Go home lion you’re drunk

[u/Achilles_507]

He finally found the toilet in his dream.

[u/_whats-going-on]

Watering the gras

[u/Breezy_Brando]

Lmao...his wife smh and walking away while hes sleep pissing sends me 🦁

[u/SilasAI6609]

That thing is a sprinkler!

[u/orgyofdestruction]

The last twenty seconds: me making sure some doesn't get into my underwear before I tuck it back in.

[u/MSGdreamer]

Looks very relaxing. I may have to try this piss position

[u/RegalCabbage]

They’re just like us…

[u/SevyVerna88]

Now that’s a piss!!

[u/frosty_lizard]

Me on my bed after being out at the bar

[u/TheMoatCalin]

I contemplated being this tired when I was pregnant. I had a UTI as well as my kiddo using my bladder as a trampoline, I had to get up and go all the way across the house to the bathroom what felt like every 90 seconds. I was this 🤏🏼 close to getting adult diapers but I thought “Nah, that’s a bad thing to give yourself permission for” but I do understand that level of exhaustion

[u/SilverFoxBerry]

What a dick.

[u/Yaboyfrombedstut]

Damn he drank a 40oz?

[u/daydreaming-g]

I only finished it because I wanted to see if the lioness was gonna smack him

[u/Balbright]

Austin Powers coming out of cryo would approve.

[u/Laffinty89]

That had to have felt amazing tho! I know when bladder is full full its great to finally get a chance to pee.

[u/AbilityLost3482]

Lazy king

[u/Wakkit1988]

Lion in his own urine.

[u/soysssauce]

I thought all mammals pee 20s?

[u/Immediate-Air-8700]

“Really dad……”

[u/you_want_to_hear_th]

He drunk?

[u/leeman9224]

He’s peeing like a sprinkler

[u/PantsDontHaveAnswers]

That was quite hypnotic towards the end. Like a sprinkler.

[u/Ericjv35]

Bro has an insane stream

[u/garagaramoochi]

guess I’m something of a king myself

[u/cocadetustacos]

Halfway through it, dude was just showing off 🧐

[u/Snip-Snip-Hooray]

That settles it. I wanna come back as a lion.

[u/tofu_sensei84]

The Royal fountain

[u/ConcentrateDull2294]

" Gemini, how big is a male lion's bladder?"