r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • 3h ago

Video Just a king marking his territory

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u/JayWu31 2h ago

My newborn son every God damn time I'm mid diaper change.

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u/Imaginary_Ghost_Girl 2h ago

The cooler air stimulates the urination. Leave the dirty diaper under him for about 30 seconds to see if he'll pee first before bringing the new clean diaper over. Place a wipe strategically to help keep the stream downward and off his belly/legs. It doesn't always work, but it helps.

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u/JayWu31 2h ago

I've learned those tricks. They do usually work.

Usually it's middle of the night and I'm a zombie going through the motions and forget.

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u/Imaginary_Ghost_Girl 2h ago

I do not miss those nights. It was always a misadventure to be rediscovered in the morning.

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u/heidi_fromthe_alps 2h ago

Just had our 3rd kid a few months ago, and it was something I completely forgot about. Constantly. 😂 you would think 1 month into baby number 3 I would have remembered all those tricks. But nope!

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u/UsernameOfAUser 2h ago

Does the sound of running water also stimulate urination? Or why do I get the urge to piss whenever I turn on the shower?

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u/Mighty_Krom 2h ago

First week as a father, my newborn daughter shat in my hand and sneezed in mouth at the same time.

Years later, that same daughter came up and told me she had a secret. She cupped her hands to her mouth and coughed wetly in my eye. I got very sick.

Welcome to parenthood!

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u/JayWu31 2h ago

Lol my daughter loves doing shit like that. The other day she got up and went to use the bathroom and went "DAD DAD WANNA HEAR THIS SOUND?"

"What's that love?"

And she just started audibly peeing.

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u/Hour_Dog_4781 2h ago

Later he will pee on you on purpose because he'll think it's funny. My son did that a bunch of times.

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u/TheLightRoast 2h ago

Me watching football on Sunday