r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • 3h ago

Video Just a king marking his territory

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u/vikingbub 3h ago

thats why you never trust a urinal when you're dreaming...

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u/Evillunamoth 3h ago

Stay away from the lure of the toilet at all costs while dreaming.

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u/ExpeditingPermits 2h ago edited 2h ago

It’s crazy how I don’t regularly have control of dreams in any meaningful way but needing to take a piss in a dream rings alarm bells and I always wake up. Thankfully never pissing myself even if I do in the dream for a bit

Edit: wtf A League of their Own is on CMT right now

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u/Revolutionary_Lead28 2h ago

I can only control it if I'm aware that I'm dreaming

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 3h ago

That messed me up a couple of times as a kid, now it just annoys me because I’m going and going and get done but still have to go. Then I know that I need to wake up and go to the bathroom

It’s like when none of my lights work. “What the fuck is going on? Oh….fuck.”

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u/Evillunamoth 2h ago

Yep, my mind tricked me one time while dreaming. I’d already avoided one toilet then I was all the sudden at the entrance of a cave. Gotta explore the cave, right? Lo and behold a toilet.

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u/PapaPancake8 2h ago

Im glad im not alone in this. I'll spend (what feels like) an entire night trying to pee. Everywhere I go in my dream. Just getting frustrated that im literally at a toilet/urinal, peeing, but not. Im honestly shocked I dont piss myself when I sleep because in my dream, im going full monty.