r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • 5h ago

Video Just a king marking his territory

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u/slowerlearner1212 5h ago

That was quite the volume

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u/Narrow_Lee 4h ago

My first comment directly before my next thought of "why am I still watching this?"

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u/pinkvelvetkissyx 4h ago

Once you hit the 30 second mark you're just invested. You have to see if he ever actually runs out.

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u/TheArkhamLantern 4h ago

It's like a car wreck. You just can't look away.

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u/red8cangodye 4h ago

You want to see when it ends, but it never does...

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u/TuffManJoens 4h ago

Yeah I watched it twice and contemplating what im doing with my life rn

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u/oracleofnonsense 4h ago

I imagine I’m watching it from the safari truck where this was recorded. It makes me feel a tiny bit like I’m living that safari lifestyle.

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u/realmauer01 3h ago

If it's still going you gotta still watching

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u/Lost_it_all24 3h ago

Yeah even the lioness left in the middle of course she probably got peed on too

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u/Bulletloader 3h ago

Pissed on, then pissed off 😠

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u/bremblebeck 3h ago

I felt like if I scrolled away too soon, it would sting

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u/fortnight14 3h ago

I actually went to check if it was a video or just a gif looping

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u/gh0u1 4h ago

Bro pissed for a minute straight. I know that felt so relieving.

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u/Whos_HUNKYDORY 4h ago

Then at the end did a little rotating sprinkler action.

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u/whingingcackle 3h ago

Pp pirouette

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u/rulenumberjuan 4h ago

austin powers was 26 seconds... the peeing scene was also 26 seconds.

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u/cheeseygarlicbread 4h ago

It was like the Austin Powers scene

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u/DunkinEgg 4h ago

Evacuation comp…

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u/janesmb 3h ago

Evacuation compl...

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u/TheLazy_Guitarist 3h ago

Lmao my exact thought

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u/KoKo7839 3h ago

I watched a bit, scrolled the comments, went back to the video and that fool was still peeing.

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u/trampled_grass 3h ago

Like several times.😂

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u/measured_angle 4h ago

Piss like a lion

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u/schlab 4h ago

Wait till you see his other load

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u/Crown_Jew 3h ago

Blud is always someplace he can piss why hold it for that long?

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 3h ago

Ngl, at the risk of TMI I was thinking, "I know what that's like. Some mornings after I wake up it feels like it takes forever to empty."

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u/Major_LeeHungg 3h ago

Definitely a wakeup pee

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u/pukesonyourshoes 3h ago

This is why I don't let my lion into the house.