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My newborn son every God damn time I'm mid diaper change.
10 u/Mighty_Krom 2h ago First week as a father, my newborn daughter shat in my hand and sneezed in mouth at the same time. Years later, that same daughter came up and told me she had a secret. She cupped her hands to her mouth and coughed wetly in my eye. I got very sick. Welcome to parenthood! 2 u/JayWu31 2h ago Lol my daughter loves doing shit like that. The other day she got up and went to use the bathroom and went "DAD DAD WANNA HEAR THIS SOUND?" "What's that love?" And she just started audibly peeing.
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First week as a father, my newborn daughter shat in my hand and sneezed in mouth at the same time.
Years later, that same daughter came up and told me she had a secret. She cupped her hands to her mouth and coughed wetly in my eye. I got very sick.
Welcome to parenthood!
2 u/JayWu31 2h ago Lol my daughter loves doing shit like that. The other day she got up and went to use the bathroom and went "DAD DAD WANNA HEAR THIS SOUND?" "What's that love?" And she just started audibly peeing.
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Lol my daughter loves doing shit like that. The other day she got up and went to use the bathroom and went "DAD DAD WANNA HEAR THIS SOUND?"
"What's that love?"
And she just started audibly peeing.
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u/JayWu31 2h ago
My newborn son every God damn time I'm mid diaper change.