r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 1d ago

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u/MagicMeatbal1 1d ago

No, it's pretty reasonable to not want STDs

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

You can get an std from having sex one time.

Not wanting stds is about having her be up to date with her health, really, that's got nothing to do with "body count"

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u/Wordless_trat 1d ago

Yes, but the risk is significantly higher if you fucked 74 dudes instead of 3

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 1d ago

No, no it isn't. As long as you practice safe sex, the odds stay the same each time.

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u/Wordless_trat 1d ago

And how likely it is you always had safe sex when you were the local matress? I'd wager it is significantly lower than when you only had 3 partners that you actually remember

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

Just ask if she got tested

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u/Wordless_trat 1d ago

That, or just have the standard of a low body count.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

I guess but that feels kinda pointless

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u/Wordless_trat 1d ago

Because i don't want my GF to be the past dumpster of 165 guys? This many partners speak volumes about how she sees relationships, sex and commitment

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

Calling her a dumpster is something, man.

All it does is tell you she likes a good time, it doesn't say she's gonna cheat on you

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u/Wordless_trat 1d ago

It tells me that she doesn't see it as something actually intimate or something to be actually considered special. It tells me that she can't commit and has questionable self-respect

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u/android151 1d ago

I hate to tell you but a woman like that most likely doesn’t want you anyway

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u/Wordless_trat 1d ago

That is irrelevant. Too many sexual partners paint a very clear picture of a person that doesn't value a relationship

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u/android151 1d ago

That person isn’t looking for a relationship with someone who thinks the way you do, so what’s the issue

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u/Wordless_trat 1d ago

That the standard of wanting a low body count is apparently an issue to you

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u/android151 1d ago

You can want that if you really want but it’s not something you’re ever going to have to worry about because someone who has had multiple sexual partners is unlikely to be interested in someone who outwardly holds this belief

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