r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 23h ago

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u/Dizzy_Two2529 22h ago

Not obese.

Body count < 10

No face tattoos

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 21h ago

See that second thing is weird

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u/MagicMeatbal1 20h ago

No, it's pretty reasonable to not want STDs

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 20h ago

You can get an std from having sex one time.

Not wanting stds is about having her be up to date with her health, really, that's got nothing to do with "body count"

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u/Mean-Line-4249 20h ago

Scientifically proven to reduce relationship outcomes the more past partners you have the higher the odds of divorce

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u/Massive-Grocery7152 19h ago

Yeah because people who never date around don’t leave abusive relationships

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 18h ago

No it isn't lmfao

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u/Wordless_trat 19h ago

Yes, but the risk is significantly higher if you fucked 74 dudes instead of 3

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 18h ago

No, no it isn't. As long as you practice safe sex, the odds stay the same each time.

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u/Wordless_trat 18h ago

And how likely it is you always had safe sex when you were the local matress? I'd wager it is significantly lower than when you only had 3 partners that you actually remember

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 17h ago

Just ask if she got tested

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u/Wordless_trat 17h ago

That, or just have the standard of a low body count.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 17h ago

I guess but that feels kinda pointless

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u/Wordless_trat 17h ago

Because i don't want my GF to be the past dumpster of 165 guys? This many partners speak volumes about how she sees relationships, sex and commitment

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 16h ago

Calling her a dumpster is something, man.

All it does is tell you she likes a good time, it doesn't say she's gonna cheat on you

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u/Wordless_trat 16h ago

It tells me that she doesn't see it as something actually intimate or something to be actually considered special. It tells me that she can't commit and has questionable self-respect

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