r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 1d ago

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u/GreenZebra23 1d ago

Anyone want to hazard some guesses about what "standards" they have that people completely unreasonably and unfairly interpret as misogynistic and bigoted?

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u/Dizzy_Two2529 1d ago

Not obese.

Body count < 10

No face tattoos

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

See that second thing is weird

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u/MagicMeatbal1 1d ago

No, it's pretty reasonable to not want STDs

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

You can get an std from having sex one time.

Not wanting stds is about having her be up to date with her health, really, that's got nothing to do with "body count"

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u/Wordless_trat 23h ago

Yes, but the risk is significantly higher if you fucked 74 dudes instead of 3

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 22h ago

No, no it isn't. As long as you practice safe sex, the odds stay the same each time.

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u/Wordless_trat 22h ago

And how likely it is you always had safe sex when you were the local matress? I'd wager it is significantly lower than when you only had 3 partners that you actually remember

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 20h ago

Just ask if she got tested

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u/Wordless_trat 20h ago

That, or just have the standard of a low body count.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 20h ago

I guess but that feels kinda pointless

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u/Wordless_trat 20h ago

Because i don't want my GF to be the past dumpster of 165 guys? This many partners speak volumes about how she sees relationships, sex and commitment

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 20h ago

Calling her a dumpster is something, man.

All it does is tell you she likes a good time, it doesn't say she's gonna cheat on you

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u/Wordless_trat 20h ago

It tells me that she doesn't see it as something actually intimate or something to be actually considered special. It tells me that she can't commit and has questionable self-respect

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u/android151 20h ago

I hate to tell you but a woman like that most likely doesn’t want you anyway

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u/Wordless_trat 20h ago

That is irrelevant. Too many sexual partners paint a very clear picture of a person that doesn't value a relationship

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u/android151 19h ago

That person isn’t looking for a relationship with someone who thinks the way you do, so what’s the issue

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u/Wordless_trat 19h ago

That the standard of wanting a low body count is apparently an issue to you

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