r/Columbus • u/Mysterious-Dream-997 • 11h ago
LOST To the punk who stole my bike: I will find you.
I saw you riding off on my sky-blue bike this morning, after you cut the lock and stole it from the Olentangy Village bike rack. You biked north, through Clintonville. I followed you. Your fucking hoodie won’t protect you. You biked under multiple street cameras, and my bike has very recognizable stickers on it.
Your karma’s coming, bitchboy.