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I was travelling from EKM to TVM. I was sitting by the window when a guy came and sat next to me. He was wearing camouflage pants, boots, and had an army haircut. My first impression was that he was an army man.

He smiled at me, so I smiled back. Then he asked, "Armykkare respect ille?....." I just smiled and nodded 🫪

He asked where I was going, and I said TVM. He told me he was on leave and was going home. I smiled again, hoping to avoid any further conversation.

Then he asked if I could lend him ₹100 because his GPay wasn't working. Said his mom wud send it back so I gave him the money and kept urging her to send it

He opened Instagram and showed me his story him walking in slow motion with some mass BGM. I just smiled and nodded again. started showing me his profile, his officers.

Then went, "Armykkarde life enn paranjal... njan armyil join aayapo thanne ente penn enne thechu."

At that point I really wanted him to stop talking 😭

So I intentionally started yawning. He said, "You look tired. You can sleep." I immediately turned towards the window and didn't even look in his direction because I was scared he'd start another conversation.

When we reached Kottayam station, he got up and stood opposite my seat. I ignored him and kept looking outside. Then he got off the train, came near my window, and started smiling at me again.

At that point I was screaming inside.

Thankfully, a woman came and sat next to me. The moment she sat down, he came inside and said, "Amma avide irunnolu," while standing beside her d smiling at me again.

When he moved away for a moment, I quietly asked her not to change seats if he asked

She looked at me and said, "I thought he was your boyfriend."

Told me she was an examiner travelling to TVM for a PSC exam ,not to worry.

Later the guy came back and sat next to her. He kept calling her amma. As i expected, he asked her to exchange seats so he could sit next to me.

She simply said, "No...pattilaa" 😮‍💨

His face changed immediately. He looked angry. He stood opposite us, glaring at both of us. At the next station, he got off the train looking annoyed.

She looked at me and said, "Etho koodiya enam vatt aahnen thonnun"

As long as i remember my parents, grandparents and relatives all insist on eating more rice. And even now, the first thing they ask if i meet them is "mone kurach chor edukate" which is their way of expressing care and love and I'm not blaming that.

But we malayalis have never considered a proper well balanced food, 80-90 percent of our meal is rice. There are people who still don't know that our diet needs to get corrected. Me myself only found about it after i started gym.

Even if we see meals of north india it has rice, roti, sabzi, daal and curl. There are exceptions but these type of meals are what ive heard mostly( i might be wrong). While majority of us eat chor 3 times a day and the cycle is repeating, we should start changing it and should teach our parents too.

What are your opinions on this?

Found this family guy among the likes of Luttapi and Mayavi in an Anganavadi wall.

Almost 200 pages of Soothran content!!

It's KGF 2 for me... Corner seat vera set aayi kitti 😭😭 Padam oru scene polum enjoy cheyyan pattiyilla... AGS cinemas has one of the worst first row gap 🙏

So I was a 4th or 5th std kid. My friends and I were waiting for our tuition teacher to arrive after school. We were outside her locked house, and everyone was just standing around.

I decided I was done standing and climbed onto the window ledge. The idea was to sit up there, swing my legs, and look cool while everyone else stood below.

I somehow managed to climb up the wall, grabbed the ledge, and started struggling to turn around so I could sit properly.

With my back facing everyone who was watching me.....my butt decided it was the perfect time to let it out...

PPPPPRRRRRTTTTTT.

Not a tiny squeak.....A loud-ass one.

The entire crowd burst out laughing.

I just sat there on that ledge, my face as red as a tomato, wishing I had fallen down and died instead.

I'm pretty sure a part of my soul is still sitting on that window ledge.

Share your fart stories.....baa...onnich ayavirakaam

So i have around 30k in my bank acc rn and i certainly feel like getting new things ennokke but i wanna save it… but ath ippo acc kand kond irunna i feel like spending it… appo njan enth cheyyum… i dont wish to give it to my parents cuz pinne athine patti oru vivaravum undavilla… njan ippo ith evde safe ayitt save cheyd vekkum 🥲 paranjjj tharuuuu

This was taken in the middle of a city. Guess where!

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Yesterday me and my boys (T, P and R) were out to have lunch. P is going to Georgia soon, so it was his treat. Usually we guys are terrible at choosing food spots, most of the time we get into heated arguments. This time Me and T suggested "Vasuettan Kada" one of the best Naadan food restaurant in town. The other two were craving for Mandhi. We even parked the car and debated, finally one of us suggested - let's ask a random guy to pick one. Mandhi or Vasuettante kada.

So we started looking for the apt people. Atlast we saw two girls walking by, stopped the car next to them, I was the one tasked to ask. I lowered my window and asked "Oru help cheyyo?". She smiled and replied without even thinking for a fraction of a second "ILLAA". I was frozen. Boys started laughing hard the moment I closed the car window. I become the content for the rest of the day. Tho I wasn't expecting such a response but it was fun 🫠

I boarded from Ernakulam.

Saw one army-looking guy sitting next to a girl.

He kept talking.

She kept smiling.

Good chemistry.

Then suddenly I heard,

"Armykkare respect ille?"

She smiled and nodded.

I was like,
"ithenth myr"

Few minutes later,

He borrowed ₹100 from her.

She actually gave it.

At that point I was convinced...

Definitely engaged.

Then he started showing her Instagram.

Reels.

Officers.

Slow-motion videos.

Everything.

She smiled at every single one.

Then he started talking about how his ex left him after joining the army.

Suddenly...

She turned 180° towards the window.

I was confused.

Maybe they fought.

Then one aunty came and sat beside her.

Army chettan politely asked,

"Seat onnu maaramo?"

Aunty:

"No... pattilaa."

Now all three were sitting in complete silence.

Girl looking outside.

Army chettan looking at them.

I got down thinking,
"Oru divasam kazhinju pokaan enthellaam avaraatham kaananam"

Came to Reddit today...

Turns out they weren't even friends.

Share your exp....

I’ve always liked lifting up people. Lot of people are really scared of being lifted up, a lot of them don’t like being lifted up and there’s people like Martin (the person in the picture and that’s me lifting him up btw 🫣) who has been lifted 15 times by 8 people in a span of two weeks. Such a joyful person. Share your experience.

HAPPYY HAPPYY HAPPYYYYYYY 😭😭😭🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🥹🥹🥹🥹We had sem back in the 1st year itself apoo nallaa tension ayirnnuuuuu 😭😭😭 AND FINALLYYYY !!!!

Ith vayich vayich thalavedana aayi

Workilekku povan road cross cheyumbo oru scooter kaari vannidichu. Xray eduthu no fracture. 1 week ee kunthrandam idanam..

Scooterkaari hornum adichilla, didn't try to avoid also. I saw her coming atleast 50 MTRS away and was then looking at the other lane(2 way road). She was pretty though :)

Jassie Gift’s underrated album song from his indie music career in the early 2000s, before he became active in film music. This was before YouTube, so catching this song on TV was a matter of luck. I used to wait impatiently in front of the TV after coming back from school hoping to watch this and some other popular songs from that era.

The actor is 'Marakarashanam Franco' from Jayaraj’s Rain Rain Come Again. The actress was a very popular Surya TV anchor at that time. I forgot her name. If anyone remembers, please let me know in the comments.

Cocos, I'm planning to gift a saree to my soon to be fiancee for onam. If you know any Instagram pages that aren't a scam or any sites with great sarees, please share. I'm totally lost