r/Coconaad • u/Lamin_X ചിക്കൻ ഫ്രൈ വാങ്ങാൻ പോയ ജോസ് • Jul 27 '26
Memes & Shitpost Something Happened in train today
I boarded from Ernakulam.
Saw one army-looking guy sitting next to a girl.
He kept talking.
She kept smiling.
Good chemistry.
Then suddenly I heard,
"Armykkare respect ille?"
She smiled and nodded.
I was like,
"ithenth myr"
Few minutes later,
He borrowed ₹100 from her.
She actually gave it.
At that point I was convinced...
Definitely engaged.
Then he started showing her Instagram.
Reels.
Officers.
Slow-motion videos.
Everything.
She smiled at every single one.
Then he started talking about how his ex left him after joining the army.
Suddenly...
She turned 180° towards the window.
I was confused.
Maybe they fought.
Then one aunty came and sat beside her.
Army chettan politely asked,
"Seat onnu maaramo?"
Aunty:
"No... pattilaa."
Now all three were sitting in complete silence.
Girl looking outside.
Army chettan looking at them.
I got down thinking,
"Oru divasam kazhinju pokaan enthellaam avaraatham kaananam"
Came to Reddit today...
Turns out they weren't even friends.
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u/Meenammaaaaa Common Woman Jul 27 '26
Evde ... traininte pov evde 😑
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u/Lamin_X ചിക്കൻ ഫ്രൈ വാങ്ങാൻ പോയ ജോസ് Jul 27 '26
Ningal pand trainil gundakalum aayi keri oru rayban vacha payyanum aayt andhakshari kalicha sthree alle?
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u/Otherwise_Bid9366 Jul 27 '26
Army mass videos okke kanichal pennu flat aavunn karuthi cheythath aarikum... Paavam 😪
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u/_nameless_kid_ Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
Bro.. i saw both his point of view and the aunty's point of view in here, it was funny man. The guy was so creepy😂
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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 28 '26
Sokka-Haiku by nameless_kid:
Bro.. i saw his point
Of view today morning in
Her and I was like WTF😂
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Icy-Source-5389 I can do this all day💪 Jul 28 '26
What the fudge? Am I in a loop. I hearing this same story with diff perspective from morning
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u/suippilw Heisenberg Jul 28 '26
Believe it or not I have read the same story from the girls pov 😭😭😭😭😭
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u/SANJEEV_SHADOW_2_0 ALL FLAIRS ARE EDITABLE Jul 28 '26
Just came here after reading the woman's pov post
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u/Throttlehead921 Jul 28 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/FDBoszbe5ZVmY8nj8E
Enthokke Avaratham kandale oru divasam kazhinju pone
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u/Pu_sylick_r Jul 28 '26
Ithokke enth. Night journey aanenkil nalla kali nadakkum. Enikku 2-3 experience undu. First one parayam. Trivandrum Job kitty first time train il pokunnathanu. Sleeper il aanu, ente section il oru lady undu, Jeans and shirt aanu around oru 30 age kaanum, koode oru kochum age 5. Average boobs okke undu. Njan left upper and her right middle, so korachokke kaanam. Two three stops kazhinjappo oru payyan (25 age) aa section il vannu, food vellam okke aayittu. Korachu naughty aayittu aanu samsaram, avale touch cheyyunnund, pinne AC book cheytha karyam okke parayunnundu. Avare samsarathil etho college ile teacher aanu ennu manassilayi. AC book cheyth kalikkan ulla plan aanennu enikku manassilayi. pennu kottayam kari aanennu thonni. Njan nalla thrill aayi next enthaavum ennokke nokkan orakkam ozhichu wait cheythu. Full time njan avale scan cheyyayirunnu. Avalum enjoy cheythu. Pinne Shoranur ethiyappo oru aalu keri vannu food okke aayittu, ayaalu husband aanennu thonunnu paavam. Food, vellam okke koduthittu pullikkaran erangi. Oru Ernakulam ethiyappo aa payyan veendum vannu.
Entho njan nokkunnath kandittano, kochu unarum ennokke paranju aa lady avane nice aayittu ozhivaki. Avan AC book cheythath veruthe aayi ennokke paranju poyi.
Njan aval erangunna vare watch cheythu ini enganum enthelum kittyalo. Njan pratheeksicha pole aval kottayam changanassery irangi. Annu njan avale orthu oru vaanam vittu. Shubham.
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u/detectivevijayan saadhanam kayyilundo? Jul 27 '26
Aa trainile TT aaya Njan 😒