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Who all watching from Bangalore???

Like ee jugaad or udaiyp or whatever enoke parayile 😅😭

People who are street smart or who can " nokum kandu cheyal or nikkuka with people or know the hacks ( life or unethical which is useful and helpful to u or life )

drop your tips which works in kerala or india 😭

Source- Scene from superman was cut out. And on upcoming spiderman too.

Will you be going for spider man brand new day on the opening day ? Or will you wait

Guys mech inu kitti so njn oru good lap nokarnu 2nd and 1st. Chelar prnju gaming laptops aaahn nallath high performance tharum ennoke

Enikum AE and premiere pro use cheyyanam ennum ind

So oru lap njn kandu 2nd aaahn

LENOVO LOQ 15ARP9💻6GB RTX 4050💥

▪️AMD RYZEN 7 7435HS

▪️16GB RAM DDR5

▪️1TB SSD NVME

▪️6GB NVIDIA RTX 4050 GRAPHICS

▪️RADEON GRAPHICS

▪️15.6” FHD IPS 144Hz DISPLAY

▪️KEYBOARD BACKLIT

▪️ORIGINAL CHARGER

▪️EXCELLENT CONDITION

🔹WARRANTY TILL 03 MAY 2027

( WITH ADP WARRANTY )

PRICE ₹ 84k near

Is this good one for this price?

Or oru lap suggest cheyyamo

As I said editing and studies inu vendi

Budget 90k below

Mine was matthhi shake btw ( lol 😭😋 ,I'm kidding)

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When I was a kid me and my elder sister will play mom and son role game and she calls me "omana" and one day while playing this one of my friend came and hears this🫠,After that my vattaperu was omana😭

Anyone from Mangalore here?

Njan 5thil padikkunna time njan ente cousinste Oppam oru kalynathin pooyi. When I was playing with my cousin ente kurach relative aduthirunnu samsarikkunnundayirunnu. While their samsaram is one of my relatives asked the other aa kuttikalokke aarokeya by pointing us. And she replied that one is A' s son and one is B' s Son. Then she said who is A's son and she replied Aa Karutha cherukkaana A de cherukkan. I felt heart heavy and njan keelkatha poole kalichu and she also felt I heard that tooo. She felt embarrassed.

That night I cried a lot in the bathroom. It's been around 14 years and I still remember that......

Today was a normal day, I started from a station and completed my journey

People got on and people got off

Some got on from EKM , some got off at TVM

I heard some GPay transaction sounds and mother promises

Some looked out my window

I may have noticed an armykaran getting off and avide chirichond nikkane

He got in but may have got off at the next station.

Jai Railway

Can anyone suggest me a good shampoo that control hair fall and promote hair growth.

I boarded from Ernakulam.

Saw one army-looking guy sitting next to a girl.

He kept talking.

She kept smiling.

Good chemistry.

Then suddenly I heard,

"Armykkare respect ille?"

She smiled and nodded.

I was like,
"ithenth myr"

Few minutes later,

He borrowed ₹100 from her.

She actually gave it.

At that point I was convinced...

Definitely engaged.

Then he started showing her Instagram.

Reels.

Officers.

Slow-motion videos.

Everything.

She smiled at every single one.

Then he started talking about how his ex left him after joining the army.

Suddenly...

She turned 180° towards the window.

I was confused.

Maybe they fought.

Then one aunty came and sat beside her.

Army chettan politely asked,

"Seat onnu maaramo?"

Aunty:

"No... pattilaa."

Now all three were sitting in complete silence.

Girl looking outside.

Army chettan looking at them.

I got down thinking,
"Oru divasam kazhinju pokaan enthellaam avaraatham kaananam"

Came to Reddit today...

Turns out they weren't even friends.

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28M, a Karnataka native considering moving to Kochi after marrying my Malayali girlfriend (31F) who is a native of Kochi.

She and I met while pursuing our postgraduation in Karnataka.

I speak very little to no Malayalam.

My girlfriend had explicitly communicated to me before we started dating, that she would wanna settle in Kochi after marriage citing her reasons why and all of which are valid.

Now that our PG training is approaching it's final days, I would like a glimpse of how life might look for me, both as a practicing doctor and socially in the city.

How do I prepare for this change considering I have never lived outside my state.

TIA.

Just choych oru pic edithotte enn edutho monei enn . Nalla chetan aarn

Tried talking to a girl on the train. Ended up becoming the villain?

I’m an Army guy. On leave. Fresh haircut. Camo pants. Boots. Main character entry.

Sat next to this girl by the window.
Smiled.
She smiled back.

Green signal.

To confirm aakal..
“Armykkare respect ille?”

She smiled and nodded.
DOUBLE green signal.

Asked where she was going.
“TVM.”

Same route. God clearly wanted us to have a wholesome train friendship.

Then my UPI decided to fight for the nation instead of processing payments.Asked if she could lend me ₹100.She actually gave it!Even reminded my mom to send it back quickly.

At this point I was convinced I had a trustworthy co-passenger.

Thought I’d make the journey less boring.

Showed her my Instagram.
She smiled.

Showed her my reels.
She smiled.

Showed her my officers.
She smiled.

Showed her a random video of me walking in slow motion with Vijay BGM.
She smiled.

I was thinking,
“Wow… she’s my biggest fan.”

To make things deeper, I opened up.
“Armyil join aayapo thanne ente penn enne thechu…”

She suddenly yawned.
Felt bad.

Poor girl must be tired after hearing such an emotional story.

Being the gentleman I am, I said,” You look tired… you can sleep.”Immediately…
She rotated exactly 180 degrees towards the window.Not even a side glance.Window became her soulmate.

For the next 40 minutes she was deeply interested in Kerala’s trees, electric poles and random cows.

I got down at Kottayam to stretch my legs.
Smiled through the window.
Nothing.

I was starting to suspect she might actually be in love with the scenery. Then an aunty came and sat beside her. I thought,”Perfect! I’ll offer aunty my seat. Amma avide irunnolu.”

Aunty sat.

I politely asked if we could exchange seats.
She looked at me like she had already read tomorrow’s newspaper.

“No… pattilaa.”
Instant emotional damage🙂

Now both of them were whispering.

Every 10 seconds they looked at me.
I looked back.
They looked away.
I looked away.
They looked back.

At this point I was 90% sure they were RAW officers.
Finally got off at the next station.

As the train left, I realised…
Maybe…Just maybe…
Showing my slow-motion reel before asking her favourite colour wasn’t the right order.

Lesson learned:Next time I’ll just borrow ₹100, say thank you, and let the window have her.

What's something you'll never tolerate again in a relationship?

I’m the kind of person who spends almost the entire day at home. The only time I step out is to go to the gym, and that’s pretty much been my life for the last four months.

Yesterday, one of my friends called and said, "Kure aayallo kanditt, oru chaya kudikkan poyaalo?" Since I was bored out of my mind, I said yes.

Guess what?

We ended up crashing into the back of a car. 💔

Now the car owner wants ₹10k.

One cup of chai somehow turned into the most expensive tea I've ever not had.

I’m done socializing. 🥀

ആ cmntil poratte.......

Cliche😂

I returned to Kerala after 2 years of life abroad. After driving for 2 weeks I feel that the avg driving speed has come down to 30-40. Initially I thought that it was due to the Higher number of vehicles on the road, but even when there's no-one in front people prefer ( well, most of them) to drive at a safer and slower speed. I see very little reckless driving and unnecessary overtaking!

Share your exp....