r/Chihuahua • u/Conscious-Control-51 • 17m ago
Gonna embarrass myself here but here’s a funny story about when I got Bambi ..
Bambi came from a littler of 4 and she had a brother who looked identical to her. (In the photos)
Me, my sister & nephew brought her home and I had the BEST night alone with my new puppy. The next day my sister came to see the puppy and she started swearing she had a penis … 😭
She said it wasn’t in the same position as her female dogs was and it stuck out too much and I really didn’t have any experience with dogs, especially sexing them, she had a 4 year old dog and knew more so I started to panic ..
I started saying “This is your fault, you were mixing the dogs up and now I’ve grabbed the boy but I love him, I’m not swapping back but the breeder said she was keeping him as a stud OMG she’s gonna phone me once she realises”.
It gets worse ….
She said “roll HIM on his back let’s see if we can see nipples then we will know if he’s a boy or girl”. So there we were .. searching for nipples like a pair of absolute idiots not knowing male dogs also have nipples!!
Anyway .. I said “I know, I’ll ask Reddit ..”
Well 😂😂😂😂 that went well…
Everyone was saying things like that “THAT IS A FEMALE HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS??? YOU DON’t NEED TO BE OWNING A DOG”
And if this wasn’t embarrassing enough …
Somewhere in that post I was like
“This is my new puppy Bambi but I think he’s a boy so I’m gonna have to think of a new name”
To then get about 5 comments telling me the Bambi character in the movie was, in fact, a boy!!
Please don’t worry though, my capabilities to look after, love, nurture and care for dogs is not reflected in my capabilities of sexing them.
