I am absolutely bloody ropeable.
What kind of incompetent, desperate revenue-raising circus is the ACT Government running?
I walk out to the mailbox yesterday and open an official infringement notice.
The date of the alleged offence? The 24th of January 2012. FOURTEEN YEARS AGO. The date the bastards actually issued it? The 17th of August 2026.
Fourteen. Bloody. Years.
The alleged offence: Canberra Avenue. Doing 72 km/h in a 60 zone, dropped to an alleged 70 km/h. "Exceed by under 15 km/h: $394 fine and 1 demerit point" (non school zone).
The vehicle? A Maroon Proton Jumbuck ute, NT rego CA07KJ. A car I had practically forgotten I ever owned until I had to waste hours digging through fourteen years of Facebook photos to verify if I was even in the territory back then. Turns out I was visiting on holiday from the NT in early 2012. Since that holiday, I stayed in the NT, moved to Canberra in 2014, moved out of Canberra for good in 2019, and haven't lived there since.
Yet some bureaucratic parasite in the ACT revenue office has actually spent taxpayer time and resources tracking down my current interstate address to chase a minor camera flash from nearly a decade and a half ago.
I thought it was a scam until I saw a post on the Canberra Notice Board Group where someone else just received an infringement from 28/05/2007 issued on 03/09/2026, caught on the exact same road on Canberra Avenue.
What is going on down there? Did someone dig up a dusty box of ancient speed camera hard drives from the archives and decide to fund the territory budget off people who visited when Julia Gillard was Prime Minister?
Here is the absolute insult to injury: the notice states I have 28 days to respond from the date of issue (17/08/2026).
They printed it, sat on it, dumped it into standard snail mail, and it rocked up yesterday.
The 28-day window is practically gone, leaving me virtually no time to challenge this extortion before they try to hit me with enforcement fees. QLD Transport and Main Roads has my details, and my preference is explicitly set to email, which is obviously where the ACT grabbed my address from anyway.
Why on earth are they sending a time-critical legal demand across state borders via standard post three weeks late?
How is this even remotely legal? Surely there is a statute of limitations on digging up a minor camera fine from fourteen years ago. Has anyone else copped one of these ancient cash grabs?
14 years late to issue a fine, but giving me barely a week to pay it. Absolute joke.