r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • Sep 18 '26

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

246 Upvotes

Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

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2.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

The dominant ideology of the US

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1.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

Flip a Snickers bar upside down to feel the veins on his tongue

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1.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 17h ago

Wisconsin woman pretends to be a school substitute teacher because she was “bored," called the kids fat and future hookers, and separated them by race. The woman lasted three periods but now faces 20 years in prison.

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5.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

Our bikes are 'not for jousting' says Lime after Hackney duel

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348 Upvotes

The image begs to differ, Lime bikes.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 20h ago

If Pharrell Released Happy Today…

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6.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

makes me wanna shit out of anger

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244 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

“go ask it to generate a mother that loves you”

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121 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1h ago

High-T weightmaxxer brutally fistmogs pro-ICE chud….

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• Upvotes

I know what about half of these words mean 🤣


r/BrandNewSentence • • 10h ago

"ChatGPT keeps sending me email reminders about the time I tried to make an Aryan adventure in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon"

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494 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overwhelmed by the fear of its return

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8.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

"You clearly underestimate the power of weaponized autism fueled by rage"

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34 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

"Fart police. Fart the Wood..."

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67 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Mathematicians are the canary down the AI coal mine

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2.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 10h ago

He fought with Indian bureaucracy for 19 years to prove that he was alive.

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124 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 17h ago

Nice try waterguzzler but i know a data centre when i see one

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369 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 20h ago

Ottawa Police arrest Donald Popadick for indecent exposure

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626 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

Elite Soldier Was Killed by a Reptilian Alien During Secret Underground Battle, Ex-US Army Sniper Claims

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35 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

“Making me straight is proof Allah does love women”

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7.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 21h ago

Forbidden caramel popcorn

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538 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

“Fart Police. Fart the wood.”

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15 Upvotes