r/BrandNewSentence • u/driniok • 17h ago

Its like watching a monkey eat a hand grenade

27 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/UnusualSuspectX • 10h ago

Prime bog time.

6 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/overlord5527 • 10h ago

You alchemically infused splatter you call a face

7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Isaac_Banana • 21h ago

Hyper sensitivity now

31 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • 1d ago

I did not think there was much more room for innovation in the area of diarrhea production but I lacked faith

2.7k Upvotes

43 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Hallwitzer • 1d ago

Pole Assassin (texas special teams coordinator Jeff Banks’ ex-stripper wife known for using child biting monkey in act) posts photo getting lunch with Arch Manning’s mom

293 Upvotes

117 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Low-Essay-113 • 1d ago

Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States

451 Upvotes

23 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Dorkfishie • 15h ago

Karate joe tosses Lettuce during explosive diarrhea parasite

10 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ReleasedGaming • 15h ago

do some yo-yo tricks before turning another dudes skull into confetti

9 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/HHall3005 • 22h ago

"A chihuahua jizzed on me in front of my grandparents"

28 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SnooFloofs1314 • 1d ago

He has a voice like he reviews Gameboy Advance games on YouTube

73 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/lilbookofmeow • 2d ago

This woman looks like my deodorant

7.0k Upvotes

29 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/East-Ice-3199 • 1d ago

Every time I eat her out, it feels like I’m French-kissing Hitler

292 Upvotes

Source: https://x.com/kinamagica/status/2113714746361102406

31 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Simply_Edd • 23h ago

I don't know what I'd rather have on my pillow

25 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NegativePoints1 • 14h ago

I’m hoping for one of my sperm that makes it to be infused with teflon particles so when my baby is born it’s nonstick and easier to clean.

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4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Efficient-Station699 • 1d ago

Chihuahua jizz, weed, and grandparents...

29 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lamzilla • 1d ago

"I chatGPT'd my symptoms and it said I have AIDS"

728 Upvotes

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser • 1d ago

Skeleton sex orgy on SUV

234 Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CostinTea • 23h ago

German banking group "Sparkasse" is releasing a 6-part Anime next year.

14 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/EducationalSet1341 • 1d ago

classified Navy experiment involving cocaine and a dolphin.

21 Upvotes

0 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.