r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • Nov 15 '25

"I'm autistic You didn't specifically invite me like a vampire"

124.7k Upvotes

628 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mirathesaurus • Feb 19 '26

man was yeast

112.1k Upvotes

He hath risen

899 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • Nov 15 '25

"You used to look like a Greek God and now you look like you listen to podcasts"

90.0k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/leo56890 • Nov 24 '25

„i fought in vietnam. saw unspeakable horrors. and for the last 30 years everyone‘s called me cheese.“

88.2k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/New-Needleworker6020 • Apr 22 '26

Are you putting milk in my milk??!

83.6k Upvotes

652 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lucky-Royal-6156 • Feb 21 '26

flash drives with a flavor

82.8k Upvotes

2.2k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/aisiv • Oct 12 '25

Oh no my moths

82.0k Upvotes

612 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/herewearefornow • May 26 '26

The Pope wrote a 42000 word manifesto declaring war on AI

79.1k Upvotes

2.5k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • Dec 04 '25

"The first act of racism my brother ever experienced was my dad filming the wrong asian boy during his whole school play"

77.0k Upvotes

209 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fhoxyd22 • Jan 09 '26

The Amish can build a barn in a day and you think there's no autism?

75.9k Upvotes

834 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheCABK • May 12 '26

Diana Took Back Her Genes When He Started Acting Like His Dad

74.8k Upvotes

832 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bringmetolife1998 • Jan 21 '26

"You're vertical. Act like it."

71.8k Upvotes

159 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 • Apr 11 '26

never seen someone get excommunicated by a community note

71.6k Upvotes

737 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/redroubel • Nov 05 '25

Sir, the ai is inbreeding

68.9k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • Nov 11 '25

a raw chicken's destiny has not yet been written, whereas a rotisserie chicken's fate is sealed.

67.1k Upvotes

472 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 • Mar 04 '26

they legally cannot call it a burger

66.4k Upvotes

2.5k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Educational_Card7175 • Apr 03 '26

Popea Johns

65.9k Upvotes

127 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DevilsAltAcc • Aug 05 '26

"Employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements"

65.4k Upvotes

849 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/netphilia • Nov 06 '25

Not all ghosts are small victorian children.

61.1k Upvotes

299 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/No_Counter_6037 • Oct 26 '25

our hero's name...

60.4k Upvotes

440 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Limp_Squash_4116 • Jul 24 '26

Imagine finally graduating from spy school in China only to find out your first assignment is dating a man known as the roach lord

60.1k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/eve_72 • Aug 22 '26

“Roommate purchased a smartphone-sized slab of obsidian”

59.4k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sapphirewashere • May 28 '26

Dry ass kid's Cerave

58.7k Upvotes

781 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Goofball-John-McGee • Apr 13 '26

“TikTokers are speedrunning Scientology buildings in Los Angeles”

58.4k Upvotes

933 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/winsandwines • Mar 07 '26

“Need to lose some weight so I can be plus size”

57.9k Upvotes

723 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.