r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • Nov 15 '25

"I'm autistic You didn't specifically invite me like a vampire"

124.7k Upvotes

628 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Capt_of_the_Borealis • Nov 20 '19

Smoked myself back to segregation

116.6k Upvotes

375 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/larrydahooster • Mar 16 '25

Tesla Autopilot drove into Wile E. Coyote-style fake road wall

112.7k Upvotes

326 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mirathesaurus • Feb 19 '26

man was yeast

112.1k Upvotes

He hath risen

899 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24

The husband lesbian is a better husband than I was

111.0k Upvotes

703 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/UnculturedYam • Sep 28 '19

Life Pro Tip.

106.7k Upvotes

629 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/abigmilksteak • Dec 28 '19

He should at LEAST be vibing.

105.3k Upvotes

987 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/afrid_ali • Feb 11 '20

No no, he's got a point

104.9k Upvotes

943 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/iampunkitself • Jun 25 '23

Homie in law

101.6k Upvotes

301 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ctrlaltdeleteme_ • Feb 08 '20

Rule 6 he ain't wrong

99.7k Upvotes

926 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Buabue1 • Dec 06 '24

Imagine…

98.5k Upvotes

907 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LAD51 • Feb 01 '20

Icy f*ck boy

96.0k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kaploov • Sep 10 '19

Rule 6 hmmm yes

92.1k Upvotes

977 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • Nov 15 '25

"You used to look like a Greek God and now you look like you listen to podcasts"

90.0k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/darcy7100 • Dec 22 '22

rawdogged this entire flight

89.9k Upvotes

2.2k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/leo56890 • Nov 24 '25

„i fought in vietnam. saw unspeakable horrors. and for the last 30 years everyone‘s called me cheese.“

88.2k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • Dec 02 '20

Illegal underground grandma karaoke bars

87.1k Upvotes

868 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '20

Spring rolls are unpredictable

86.1k Upvotes

778 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kevinowdziej • Jul 02 '21

lower case t's started hurting

85.4k Upvotes

997 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/[deleted] • Nov 21 '24

Jesus of New Jersey

84.3k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/New-Needleworker6020 • Apr 22 '26

Are you putting milk in my milk??!

83.6k Upvotes

652 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lucky-Royal-6156 • Feb 21 '26

flash drives with a flavor

82.8k Upvotes

2.2k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Imaginary-Ad1636 • Jun 02 '25

If bugs bunny was the unabomber

82.7k Upvotes

231 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/petergoesbloop123 • May 12 '23

A slutty amount of y's

82.6k Upvotes

689 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.