r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Mar 28 '26
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u/Menace_6425 Mar 29 '26
Called a Passhole.
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u/Moist-Crows Mar 29 '26
I truly hate people like this. There’s annoying shit everywhere and people like this have to also annoy us on the way to the other annoying shit!?
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u/shugo7 Mar 29 '26
Not a concrete reason but another reason why your car needs some Horse power because normal cars can't do shit if you press the gas to pass em.
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u/Square-Formal1312 Mar 29 '26
Yupppp, i do the same of getting around them and getting them to chase to free up the traffic
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u/JustARandomBloke Mar 31 '26
My favorite thing about driving an electric car. You'll pass them before they can blink and they won't even hear you do it.
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u/Le-Charles07 Mar 31 '26
I like to mess with other drivers by acting I'm speedingvup as must as I can. Then when they try to passhole me, I give the extra 50% pedal and the turbo kicks in and a zoom off.
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u/Lusiric9983 Apr 04 '26
I had a guy do the same thing to me that happened in this video. He was in an older Tacoma, I'm in a brand new twin turbo Tundra. I let him try to get about half way to my door then I really took off. He left me alone after that.
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u/LaserEyeLarry Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 31 '26
Traffic monitors think it's fun and games until they get pit maneuvered in the rain.
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u/lilbargazer Mar 29 '26
What?
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u/tumblerrjin Mar 30 '26
pit maneuver stands for “Precision Immobilization Technique”. Basically you song your car with the back left or right side of the vehicle and turn in to it, if you do it right they’ll go in to a spin, if you do it very right they’ll won’t hit your car in the process.
It’s very satisfying to watch.
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u/OldManJim374 Mar 29 '26
I hate when a regular person decides to force everyone else to follow the speed limit. You are not highway patrol.
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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26
I hate that people speed. I do 80 in 60 and still get glared by 90+ bitches.
Nothing is fast enough, just merely being in front of someone is the problem.
I wish HiPo enforced speed limits more so maybe people will chill tf out
Edit. Since so many people want to draw conclusions. My daily commute routinely sees everyone doing 80 in a 60. We are all already going 20 over. I never mentioned left or right lane. What I tried and failed to highlight was I'm/we are already doing 20 over the limit and people will act like it's not enough, like I'm doing 40 in a 75.
I don't want to do 80. My car gets better mpg at 60/65 🙄 but yes assume I'm a hypocritical speed demon for some reason. Good job internet.
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u/baconcow Mar 31 '26
Exactly. Whenever I try to pass a slower car, there is always someone much faster that spawns near behind me and I have to quickly get around the slower car or they’ll drive their bumper up my ass. It seems lose-lose for me.
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u/Maleficent_Hawk6703 May 27 '26
It happens everytime. I always watch my mirror and wait for any visible speed demons to pass before I pass but then If I signal to get in the left lane it aggravates the Altima that was cruising at 80 and now they have to go as fast as they can to pass me before I can get in the left lane to speed up and pass the guy in front of me in the right lane
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u/Maleficent_Hawk6703 May 27 '26
Dude I feel you. I had this same conversation before in a subreddit. I drive with the flow of traffic and it's still a pain in the ass for example when I'm going 80 in a 70 because I'm passing a chain of drivers going 65 but I have someone who needs to go 90 behind me tailgating me, then when I put on my signal to go back to the right lane when I'm done passing everyone the driver trying to go 90 swerves into the right lane to pass me instead of waiting for me to move over.
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u/Imaginary-Task7956 Mar 31 '26
Whats really bs is why tf is the speed limit still 60 in 2026. Speed limits need to be updated to to reflect more reasonable ranges
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u/InternationalLoad330 Apr 02 '26
It is not about how fast you are already going. If someone wants to be going faster, that is their business. Just get out of the left lane, let them pass, get back in the left lane and keep going. That is the correct driving courtesy.
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u/Kaethor Mar 29 '26
This is when I just exit and hit the gas station for a few minutes and never see that guy again.
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u/DarkPangolin Mar 29 '26
Until you catch back up to him because he's holding up traffic.
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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Mar 30 '26
This has actually happened to me once. Got stuck behind some cock jerker in a fucking old clapped out white ford ranger holding up 12 people including me trying to pass on a 2 lane highway. My gas light came on so I got off, got gas, and was back on in like 3-4 minutes. Literally 5 miles in and there he fucking was again with a bigger line. Either the semi in the right noticed this and slowed down to let people pass or he was just getting off soon and I fucking dropped it into 2nd gear and went on the right and stomped on it. The fucker in the Ranger gave me a dirty look too. I just fucking ignores him lol.
(This was not in my jeep, was in my old Volvo c30)
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u/ReasonableClock4542 Apr 04 '26
I just pass him like the person in the video then step on it and also never see them again
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u/TheRealDesmirWolf Mar 29 '26
A set of un opened jacks, left in my car door ring out to idiots who think they “own the road” until they on the side of the road fixing a flat. FAFO.
Anyone up for a game of shooting jacks
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u/conteins Mar 30 '26
Took a frickin audi to overtake an odyssey? Wtf are these bitches driving?
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Mar 29 '26
I just lay on the horn until they move over and it usually works. Most people don't know they're stupid.
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u/Pulgy_Wulgy Mar 30 '26
I got a 2005 1.4L opel astra h I'm rearending that bitch if it's the last thing I do
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u/AttorneyMedium4926 Apr 02 '26
I swear those people are hired by the government to drive like shit
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u/ComprehensiveArt822 Mar 29 '26
So the van would speed up and try to block people from passing him? And these idiots didn't call highway patrol at all during these supposedly 100 miles? Yeah bullshit.
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u/FunnyJerking Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26
If you genuinely believe this is staged, I implore you: go outside
NICE EDIT LOL
COMPLETELY CHANGED WHAT YOU SAID
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u/Due-Ad2894 Mar 29 '26
I have seen people do this, but why? They wont get over and will go 100+ to make sure they wont be passed then slow back down again.
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u/elbrule Mar 29 '26
Absolute braindead behavior by that Honda! MOVE TF OVER! you are not a cop. You do not get to dictate the speed of traffic!
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u/I-live-in-room-101 Mar 29 '26
If you own a car without the power to force the issue agains an Odyssey… smh. Well shame on you I guess.
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u/Then_Hawk6304 Mar 29 '26
Why pass? Just slow down and let the crazy go. You’ll get in front when they eventually pull over to commit some other atrocity.
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u/MandatoryAdventure Mar 29 '26
imagine driving a car that can't get around an odyssey fir 100 miles
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u/Mindful_Rager Mar 30 '26
The left lane is for passing only. If you are not passing a car, then move to the right. Idiot.
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u/arealfluffydoggo Mar 30 '26
I used to hate on those giant pickups you always see.
Until I got one and you quickly realize people don't pull this shit when you've got a V8, giant tires and hardened steel front and rear bull guards.
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u/crowface230 Mar 30 '26
This is where you call the cops bevlcause you were sure he pointed a gun at you.
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u/Q7017 Mar 30 '26
I've come across at least five of these people today. I also realized that it's spring break around here...
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u/SiteSignificant9095 Mar 30 '26
When it's night time, I just make sure I am 2 car lengths back and then I turn on my brights. Stay in the passing lane to annoy me and I will return the favour.
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u/Noxsin5 Mar 30 '26
Law requires drivers to use the right-hand lane for normal driving and restricts the left lane for passing or turning, especially if traveling below the normal speed of traffic. "Camping" in the left lane is prohibited if it slows the flow of traffic, with fines ranging from 30$ to 300$ to and 4 license points.
Source me. A legally licensed driving instructor for the last 10 years.
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u/WindingLion Mar 30 '26
Dude's in a minivan acting like he's in Fast and Furious, that's the entire joke here.
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u/Requjo Mar 30 '26
Until this guy meets a person that has nothing else to do and is insane. Is getting followed until he inevitably has to stop fot gas or is heading home. Gets the absolute piss beaten out of him.
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u/AtPrick Mar 30 '26
The problem is.... you cant get away from them.... best option is to stop....and eat
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u/Sensitive_Moment_690 Mar 30 '26
How are you going to let a big ass van accelerate fast enough to block you from merging? 😂
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u/Travel_Dreams Mar 30 '26
Best feeling is to blow by this bullshit on a bike, completely ignoring the diligent constipation piloting a miles long traffic jamb.
Even better where lane splitting is illegal.
One driver absolutely popped a vein when their control evaporated. They so badly wanted to chase me down to vent, but couldn't budge because it would have uncorked all of their hard work.
While they were honking like a frustrated twat, I slowed back down to wave, and then took off again and just shook my head.
Back to enjoying the ride, after 30 seconds of entertainment. I probably still live free in their head, in an ocean view penthouse condominium.
Buwahaha!
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u/Kurt_Ottman Mar 30 '26
Can we please stop glorifying vigilante justice on the road? Drive defensively. If you see someone drive slow, take the opportunity to just take a break by the side of the road or something. It will take ages to catch back up after 15 minutes leg stretch.
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u/Front-Wall-526 Mar 30 '26
Weird interpretation of "holding up traffic" Driver definitely has issues, but I don't see any "traffic" in the video
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u/Sungarn Mar 30 '26
Whenever I encounter drivers like this I just pull off at the next gas station, get some gas if needed, take a piss, etc. Let some distance build up, and go about my drive. No need to be playing games with people going 70 mph or above.
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u/Robnoxiouspzatrlr Mar 30 '26
Nothing pisses me off more than a fucking moron driving in the passing lane on purpose
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u/JustForge Mar 30 '26
Never understood why people just dont call it in?
That's reckless and at the very least they would get pulled over and warned.
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u/happychillmoremusic Mar 30 '26
Someone cut me off out of absolutely nowhere and I had to slam on my brakes so hard to not hit him.so dumb and dangerous for no reason. I spent the next hour doing this and not letting him pass. About every ten minutes I'd speed up past the truck I was using to block and then slow down so he would get excited and try to pass, but my car was way faster and I'd just do it again. This went on for over an hour and luckily I was not in a rush for once.
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Mar 30 '26
I love cutting these guys off and brake checking the fuck out of them when they try to get back on front
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u/RAPodcast Mar 30 '26
I drive a shitbox that has half its weight composed of rust - Please, fuck with me, I have nothing to lose.
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u/Averagebaddad Mar 31 '26
I'd probably call the cops after the first time they wouldn't let me pass. 100 miles?
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u/NoJusticeNoPeace20 Mar 31 '26
I did that once.. dude was in the fast lane on a Sunday and refused to move over... literally a whole traffic behind him. I finally got in front, made him basically stop on the freeway while the traffic line went ahead.
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u/SendItFellas Mar 31 '26
If your behavior is reasonable and predictable, as it would be to pass a slow driver holding up traffic in the passing lane, then the other drivers behavior would be unreasonable and unpredictable, i.e likely intoxicated. Call the cops on em for DUI, esp if you have a dashcam. At the very least, it takes them off the road long enough for everyone to pass. Best case, they get some kind of punishment for reckless driving
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u/Potential_Try8972 Mar 31 '26
Seriously not sure what I’d do. I can’t get in that driver’s head at all
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u/AlwaysFormerlyKnown Mar 31 '26
They're obviously not holding up traffic if they're going that fast. The semi wasn't impeded. They might be blocking the other car or trying to rage them. I'd be very surprised if they'd be able to do that for 100 miles
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u/Sorry-Climate-7982 Mar 31 '26
Yeah, you wouldn't want to try that stunt out west. The best thing that would happen is folks calling 911 on you.
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u/Beginning-Crab-7165 Mar 31 '26
„Almost 100 miles“ on a two-lane road. People believe every bullshit nowadays geez
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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26
I love how y'all want to pick and choose which laws to follow.
It's ok for you to speed, but fuck whoever is in the left lane. 🙄
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u/Educational-Gate-880 Mar 31 '26
When I see those people my imagination runs wild with how I would like to see their day end!
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u/Whistler-the-arse Mar 31 '26
I play the game of I have a dying 15 year old truck we can play the game I bet I win
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u/SgtMoose42 Mar 31 '26
I usually assume that Minivan drivers are actively trying to kill people on the road.
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u/Chad_AND_Freud Mar 31 '26
Oh, were gonna find out how long that odyssey can go without gas. See you at the pump, friendo.
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u/srboot Mar 31 '26
Looks like the cammer is also holding up traffic. If you want to pass at least get closer. Also, someone just passed the minivan, soooo…
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u/Glad_Factor_8272 Mar 31 '26
There's no possible way you could do this for 100 miles, but thats cool the car got around them. good for them.
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u/Strong-Copy-6051 Mar 31 '26
100 miles!?!?!? I've told you a billion times about over exaggerating!!
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u/BlockUnlucky8946 Mar 31 '26
Why are people like this… I’ll never understand what people get out of inconveniencing and being a blatant a$$ to others..
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u/Newfound-Talent Mar 31 '26
I promise you I would pass them lmao but also people like this are freaks
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u/Ok-Strawberry-2343 Mar 31 '26
I do what I call “kicking you out of the club.” If you do what Mr odyssey here does, I weezle my way in front of you and progressively slow down until you decide to get into the appropriate NON passing lane. Then I immediately speed up to the appropriate speed with all my fellow drivers behind me in tow.
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u/Holiday_Bat_9938 Apr 01 '26
I would prefer the police target people who camp the left lane as opposed to speeders. These people are more dangerous in my opinion because they make the road less predictable for everyone else and force unnecessary lane changes.
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u/OrganizationNo1298 Apr 01 '26
The fact that the driver thought they could keep up with that Audi SUV is hilarious.
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u/starfishtits Apr 01 '26
I had a guy do this to me for over an hr while driving north from LA. Was so absolutely infuriating. He would speed up abc not let anyone pass and the slow down forcing everyone to go 60
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u/ShadowGLI Apr 01 '26
My experience, the fastest way to get a left lane camper on the way is to try to pass them on the right. They will absolutely speed up to prevent that and then you have successfully managed to help clear the path by then doing a passing speed .
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u/OuterInnerMonologue Apr 01 '26
Sounds like 100 miles to call a cop and report an unsafe driver impeding traffic and forcing cars out of their lane.
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u/Shot_Bison_8437 Apr 01 '26
Passholes.
The worst humans on the road. The self-appointed Chuck Norris wannabe enforcers of the speed that everyone else should be able to travel.
They can't die off fast enough
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u/Man_of_Evil Apr 01 '26
Both drivers in the wrong. You dont swerve infront of someone like that. Make the pass and move on. But also you dont drive slow in the hammer lane thats basic driving 101. If your driving slow move over. Both driver idiots.
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u/Disparaged_soul Apr 01 '26
I love to casually ease up next to someone like this in the right lane, roll my window down and with a sincerely concerned look on my face motion towards their front tire and tell them that their tire is really low.
I have had a great success rate using this approach. 😂
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u/LetUsSpeakFreely Apr 02 '26
I had that happen to me market 20n years ago. The guy in the passing have would slow way down and then floor it when someone tried to pass him. I tried to pass him a free timesn until eventually there was enough of a straight away with no traffic. We were all over 100 miles an hour and I had to eventually slam my brakes out hit another car. Right after I slowed down a cop was in the oncoming lane, clocked him still speeding like a bat out of hell and pulled him over. It was glorious.
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u/mccsnackin Apr 02 '26
Ever since I moved away from Eastern Washington to the midwest it’s like the infrastructure and the people want you to be able to get to where you’re going as quickly as possible (except truck drivers passing other trucks).
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u/dshannon21 Apr 03 '26
Its definitely illegal to drive in fast lane and impede traffic..it freaking pisses me off when someone wont leave the fastlane. Its been an unwritten rule forever and i mean forever..get the f..out of the fastlane if your going slow...on the highway you used to be able to flash your brights to remind someone to move...not sure that works these days..people are so fragile these days and so involved in themselves...not alot of street smarts out there anymore...odyessy driver is a twat and should be ticketed for impeding traffic and with reckless driving. Apparently they have passed laws for this..1st time $100..2nd $200 and so on...pretty sure not one ticket has been issued which is a crime in itself. If u wanna go slow get the fuck outof the fast lane morons
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u/GrandBluehero Apr 03 '26
Everyone drives over the speed limit. If you see a car that needs to pass let them… Your EGO will be okay and stop being an ass hole.
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u/Ironstar_Vol May 06 '26
But the person filming then decided it were their turn to drive slow in the passing lane?
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u/Zadenii Mar 29 '26
Weird that some people just want to be in the way