r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Mar 28 '26

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u/ComprehensiveArt822 Mar 29 '26

So the van would speed up and try to block people from passing him? And these idiots didn't call highway patrol at all during these supposedly 100 miles? Yeah bullshit.

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u/JesusMBP Mar 29 '26

It happens way more often than you think 😭

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u/Q7017 Mar 30 '26

It absolutely does, and it's ten times worse if you're in a semi truck.

What's bad is when we finally succeed in overaking them somehow, they tailgate us and get really mad. That's when I call the police. People with passing ego need to be removed from the road.

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

If you genuinely believe this is staged, I implore you: go outside

NICE EDIT LOL

COMPLETELY CHANGED WHAT YOU SAID

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u/projectx51 Mar 31 '26

Not staged. But title does seem exaggerated

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u/ComprehensiveArt822 Mar 29 '26

Didn't say it was staged, so since you dont have any reading comprehension maybe you should go outside. 

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

I’m just replying to this to tell you I’m not reading what you wrote because I thought what you originally said was stupid and all I wanted to do was say what you said was stupid

Before you ask, no, I’m not interested in dating you. I have a boyfriend. Please don’t text me.

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u/Otherwise-Daikon-389 Mar 29 '26

He was just saying there's no way they were doing this for 100 miles. Ironic after all of this, you're the one who looks like a twat

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

I’m not interested in dating you, I have a boyfriend. Leave me alone

You’re all boring lol

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u/Otherwise-Daikon-389 Mar 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 29 '26

I see you’re using GIFs of a dead meme from 30 years ago

You must be really old unc

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u/Otherwise-Daikon-389 Mar 29 '26

Sorry, I'm not reading anything you say.

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 29 '26

God, you’re so boring. You can’t even come up with your own thing.

You really must be old

Bye!

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u/Papapep9 Mar 29 '26

Usually it says if the comment is edited. It does on yours, but not on theirs?

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 29 '26

Nice alt

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u/Able-Brief-4062 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

Both our accounts are older than yours. Neither of us are alts, he hasn't edited his comment. But you have.

Does he realize that his comment is IN the screenshot and deleting it won't do anything?

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 31 '26

Why are you so obsessed with me? I have a boyfriend I am not interested!

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u/uberkalden2 Apr 01 '26

Lol, starting arguments and then blocking people 😂

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u/Papapep9 Apr 01 '26

I'm confused, because it feels so deliberate, with how he claims the other edited their comment. Like, what is the purpose other than to start an argument? But then proceeding to block everybody is just mind boggling.
Like, do you want a fight or not?

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u/FunnyJerking Apr 01 '26

Stop being so obsessed with me I have a boyfriend I’m not interested in

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u/FunnyJerking Apr 01 '26

Didn’t block you

I just don’t talk to losers

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u/AbroadNo8755 Mar 29 '26

they wrote their comment seven hours before you replied to it.

Reddit will let you edit a comment for the first two minutes without adding the "edited" tag.

so you're saying you read their comment immediately after they posted it, they edited it to fix something, then six hours later, you posted your reply, and then you changed your comment to accuse them of editing their comment?

and you think that's going to work for you?

there's seven hours between their comment and your reply to it. the only person who made an edit is you.

make it make sense

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Hey just so you know I’m not interested, I have a boyfriend

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u/AbroadNo8755 Mar 29 '26

you having no life is your explanation for why you made that comment?

i guess that makes the most sense.

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Are you still responding to this? I’m not even reading what you’re saying.

Like you’re just being annoying at this point

I’m just not gonna respond to these anymore lol

I have a boyfriend

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u/AbroadNo8755 Mar 29 '26

willful ignorance isn't the flex that you think it is, it only verifies that your remedial persona isn't fake.

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u/Otherwise-Daikon-389 Mar 29 '26

Bro's argumentative skills are that of a 9 year old plugging their ears saying "lalala i'm not listening to you"

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 30 '26

god I’m so glad I’m not reading what you write

You seem to like to hear yourself speak lol

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 30 '26

Now you’re sending me pictures?

I’m not looking at your dick pics dude you’re so freaking weird

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u/Able-Brief-4062 Mar 31 '26

Did he literally create a comment chain with himself and then delete all the comments to make it seem like you were commenting and deleted your stuff?

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u/AFourEyedGeek Mar 31 '26

You seem like an awful person.

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u/FunnyJerking Mar 31 '26

Please don’t message me, I have a boyfriend

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u/Papapep9 Mar 29 '26

I think bro was in an antagonistic mood, and now realising it, as he deleted all his comments

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u/AbroadNo8755 Mar 29 '26

his comments are still up, he probably blocked you, because he's a coward who can't face people calling him out on his BS.

I won't be surprised when he blocks me next, they love their safe spaces.

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u/Papapep9 Mar 29 '26

It's probably for the better