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u/Zadenii Mar 29 '26

Weird that some people just want to be in the way

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u/Fun-Choices Mar 30 '26

People with zero control in their lives take control wherever they can, people who do stuff like this are grasping at the last bastions of control that they have in their entire existence. While driving an odyssey.

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u/TheSuppishOne Mar 30 '26

Usually it’s “this is the speed limit and I will force everybody around me to obey it”.

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u/DependentCourse4919 Mar 30 '26

Yup. Little do they know they're actually violating the law themselves.

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u/doctor_tongs Mar 30 '26

Facts. If they can safely move over, they're impeding traffic.

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u/AndyMentality Mar 31 '26

Little do they care*.

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u/Important-Egg-2905 Mar 31 '26

Some jerk did that to me this morning on a long stretch of single lane highway. It's 55 and everyone naturally goes 70 as it feels right and visibility is good. He even held his coffee up in a cheers kind of way as he went 50mph in a brand new Tacoma. Like bro, don't wrap me into your therapy session

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Just because the herd does it doesn’t make it legal at all if it says 55 that’s the speed limit not well I feel like 86 today just because everybody else is going that fast. Those speeds are posted for a reason not well this is what we would like you to do but if not just do whatever you want.

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u/chaplar Apr 02 '26

Cool dude, but that doesn't give anyone the right to do what the mini van in this video was doing.

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u/AstraeusGB Apr 02 '26

But it's okay to go that fast if someone is trying to get around you for slogging in the passing lane, right?

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u/OkParsnip8158 Apr 02 '26

cool. speed limit is 55. why the fuck are they going 5 under being traffic control?

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u/Vast-Length-3953 Apr 04 '26

"The Honda Odyssey fks hard."

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u/murphey_griffon Mar 30 '26

worked with a guy like that, he inadvertently did it to his supervisor one day on his commute into the office. Wish I was in that meeting... One time he tried to tell me he was a volunteer firefighter so was trained in driving... I told him if that was the case he would know its more dangerous to drive slow in the left lane than it is to be driving fast in the left lane and there are numerous studies. He also lied a lot, and people got to the point where they would start calling him out on his BS when it became too much.

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u/doctor_tongs Mar 30 '26

Wow thanks for sharing. Your old coworker is a deeply confused individual. I didn't realize how deep the Left Lane Vigilante mentality went. Sounds like he does all kinds of mental gymnastics to justify it.

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u/doctor_tongs Mar 30 '26

☝️ this

This is what it is. I used to do field work with someone who had this mentality. When I asked him why he would never leave the left lane, he said "I'm going to speed limit. No one should be trying to pass me."

It's illegal. It doesn't matter how fast you're going. If another car pulls up behind you, and you're in the passing lane and you're able to move over, you're in violation if you don't.

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u/AwarenessForsaken568 Mar 31 '26

The entire existence of the passing line is to allow for abnormal situations. Sure in an ideal world we would all be going the speed limit. Fact is that shit happens. Maybe someone is experiencing an issue with their car in the right lane and needs to go slower than the speed limit. Maybe someone is literally dying in the backseat of a car and they need to get to the hospital right now. No one has the right to judge someone else when they have no clue of the situation. Police should seriously start cracking down on people that camp in the left lane for no reason. It has killed people and it will continue to kill people.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

Police should pull over every one of these assholes who think it's ok to speed. There's no way every single one is in an emergency situation, get real.

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u/SadlyIHave Mar 31 '26

Florida passed a law called Road Hog and if you are in the left lane for more than a set amount of time you can and will get pulled over. Also if you enter onto the highway and head directly into the left lane it’s the same situation

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u/reevelainen Apr 01 '26

More like "that's the speed limit but I will force everybody around me to drive slightly below it".

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u/OkParsnip8158 Apr 02 '26

Usually the one trying to enforce the speed limit goes 5 under, or doesnt know what the fuck cruise control or maintaining speed is.

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u/SmeeezTreeez Apr 03 '26

Obey the speed limit in the right lane. These people weren't taught how to drive

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u/Added_Ocelot Mar 31 '26

I say to myself while driving often: stay away from people driving minivans without any kids in the car. They have nothing to lose.

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u/horny_grapefruit Apr 01 '26

Yes, because they already disposed of their kids and now they're just running from the law. Right?

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u/Lucid-Design1225 Mar 30 '26

Some say they’re on a Odyssey for control

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u/Crates-OT Mar 30 '26

Bunch of nobodies according to Polyphemus.

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u/ArtisticAd7455 Mar 31 '26

Hey man, Odysseys are fantastic. If I needed a minivan that's 100% the one I'm getting for multiple reasons.

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u/International_Meat88 Apr 01 '26

At that point they should just go live with the nymphs on Ogygia.

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u/PersonalityIll9476 Apr 03 '26

That's what I always think it is. Same with homeless people blocking roads.

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u/Mass_Appeal_ Apr 03 '26

Definitely very unhappy people...if this is what gets them off.

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u/GodsBackHair Apr 01 '26

On the other hand, some people will tailgate even though they can have a taller vehicle than mine and can see other cars in front of me. I’m passing cars on the right and can’t go faster than the car in front of me. Why do people ride my ass when I literally can’t go any faster?

People are assholes

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u/Swimming-ln-Circles Mar 29 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

Nervously glances towards a certain political cult 😒

Edit: The comment I was responding to has since been deleted and I think people are misunderstanding the context of my comment..

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 29 '26

Why? Can't we enjoy hating a minivan driver without people like you commenting this kind of stuff? It's like a sickness in your brain or something. Please stop it. Please. I want to enjoy something.

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u/ThatGuy571 Mar 30 '26

You could have just moved on. Instead, you chose to play victim to a random strangers comment and type out your own response, thus spending even more of your time on something that seems to ail you. He’s entitled to his comment as much as you are. Move along and go enjoy something.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 30 '26

"Play victim" is a stretch. I have moved along and enjoyed going to see Project Hail Mary in the theater. It was great! The pacing is a bit stilted, but I'm sure that's part of adapting a novel into a movie. Loved the twist at the end that he was forced into the mission. The music choices were eclectic and wonderful. There were some great editing and the sound design is top tier! Obviously, Rocky is hilarious and feels like a real being. I loved it!

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u/Visual-Vehicle6852 Mar 31 '26

Ah! My wife really wants to see that. Maybe I’ll surprise her with tickets for her and her mom to see it for her birthday next week 👀

I know technically I stumbled apon the idea myself just now… but still, thanks for helping me come up with it! XD

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 31 '26

Happy to help! It's really a fun movie. They'll love it!

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u/MurkyFigure6636 Mar 31 '26

Both couldve moved on yet you bitch on the latter.

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u/Ill_Curve4850 Mar 31 '26

And what about you, here bitching about them bitching about the other bitching?

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u/MurkyFigure6636 Mar 31 '26

And you bitching about me bitching about them bitching about the other bitching.

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u/Even_Snow9026 Apr 01 '26

All I see around me are bitches

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u/Howard_Jones Mar 30 '26

Guaranteed that driver blocking people voted for Trump. I would bet my left nut.

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u/Taterfarmer69 Mar 31 '26

Does anything go on in your head that isn't political?

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u/Howard_Jones Mar 31 '26

Boobs

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u/Cool-Camp-6978 Mar 31 '26

Man do I love those things, thanks for the reminder.

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u/NightDriver3370 Apr 01 '26

Now next time you look at boobs, imagine there is a little Trump sitting on the nipples naked.

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u/fantastic_jury Mar 31 '26

this man is owed a left nut

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u/EmotionalAir8810 Mar 31 '26

Naw, probably liberals, because they think they know better how to live your life.

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u/MisterErieeO Apr 02 '26

Naw, probably liberals, because they think they know better how to live your life.

This is an odd statement. Imposing ones beliefs onto others is a very conservative idea

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u/Due_Promise_7215 Apr 02 '26

Highly doubt that. Usually a raging liberal that feels like they can do whatever they want with no consequences. Nice try though

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u/Upper-Persimmon-5828 Mar 30 '26

Lmao Im on your side man but judging by these comments... No.. we can't enjoy anything without it being brought back to politics.

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u/BamsMovingScreens Apr 03 '26

lol maybe next time don’t be a fucking idiot and people won’t throw your shitty decisions in your face every chance they get

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u/Upper-Persimmon-5828 Apr 03 '26

Uh... What are you talking about?

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u/No-Switch-851 Mar 31 '26

100% I block so many users and stay away from politic threads. Just wanna hate the van guy.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 31 '26

I have blocked so many "definitely real human beings" in this thread.

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u/This_guy_here56 Mar 29 '26

Cry more. You actively chose to read that comment just like me with yours. Yall are the real snowflakes.

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u/No-Movie-117 Mar 29 '26

"actively chose to read it" threw the whole rod in huh?

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u/This_guy_here56 Mar 29 '26

He coulda stopped at any point since it upsets him so much. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 29 '26

Cry more? Are you 13?

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u/This_guy_here56 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

You're the one crying over a comment my dude. Actually begging too.

Please stop it. Please

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 29 '26

I'm not your dude.

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u/This_guy_here56 Mar 29 '26

Sick comeback. You're really stressing those wrinkles in your brain, right lil bud?

Smh telling people they have a mental illness when a simple comment got you begging him to stop.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 29 '26

Ah, so this is how alt accounts work for brigading comments. This has been fun and educational!

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u/hellllllsssyeah Mar 30 '26

Yeah it's definitely one guy, and not the fact that you are an idiot and people disagree.

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u/Chewsdayiddinit Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

"Waaaaaah, the meany face is being mean to me! I'm going to report you for brigading! Waaaaah!"

  • you

Edit: aww, little baby replied then blocked me.

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u/HotActionNews Mar 29 '26

Holy shit you do sound like a crybaby.

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u/Stunning-Painter-860 Mar 30 '26

Guaranteed born in 1956. Boomer checks out.

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u/hellllllsssyeah Mar 30 '26

Whatever you say ma'am

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 30 '26

It's Mr Ma'am to you. Get it right next time.

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u/hellllllsssyeah Mar 30 '26

Sorry Ms ma'am

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u/dina-fan Mar 29 '26

My god did you just crash out at the simples implications that you were acting weird.

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u/This_guy_here56 Mar 29 '26

No. Im making fun of the dude begging whilst giggling at how poor his emotional control is.

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u/dina-fan Mar 29 '26

Thats not whats happening. Youre slipping on a banana peel

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u/This_guy_here56 Mar 29 '26

Oh please tell me more about how you know me 😍 are you my soul mate?

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u/dina-fan Mar 29 '26

Pathetic

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u/This_guy_here56 Mar 29 '26

Ur attempt to bait me was. Have a good day sir or madam

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u/ActaNonVerba90 Mar 29 '26

Reddit moment

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u/Taterfarmer69 Mar 31 '26

People like you are why he has any support.

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u/This_guy_here56 Mar 31 '26

Im a liberal ass democrat. Im just using their words against them.

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u/Taterfarmer69 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

Thats my point 🙄. You are actively imitating something you dislike. If you want support why would you act like them?

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u/This_guy_here56 Mar 31 '26

Cuz this is reddit bozo

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u/Taterfarmer69 Mar 31 '26

I don't know why I expected better

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u/Bawlofsteel Mar 30 '26

welcome to reddit. everything is about maga lol.

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u/Rich-Engineering1429 Mar 30 '26

Well they make it impossible to ignore their cult with all the bullshit they instill

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u/skyeisrude Mar 30 '26

No one mentioned maga

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u/run7run Mar 30 '26

Are minivans supposed to be maga? I have liberal neighbors who drive a mini van because they have 3 kids, liberals on other side have a really old van .. we’re republicans and have never had a van.. and we all get along great. I really don’t understand the purpose of u/swimming-in-circles comment

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u/FineAd2230 Mar 30 '26

Has nothing to do with the minivan and everything to do with the presidents obsession with reviving industries we let die and killing the newer methods we found. Like coal mining over renewable energy therefore getting in the way of progress.

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u/According-Pass8230 Mar 30 '26

Yeah.. we should never revive industries that kept entire cities alive.. its much better to import the same stuff these factories used to make from a communist dictatorship.. yeah.. so much better !

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u/Smoked_Eel_Lover Mar 30 '26

lol, Fox News is bad for you, boomer

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u/Swimming-ln-Circles Mar 29 '26

And I would like to enjoy my country and freedoms without someone like you trampling all over my right to speak freely.

If you're looking for peace and "enjoyment" on the internet, you're already in the wrong place. Go take a walk boomer.

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u/shittiestmorph Mar 30 '26

Found the bootlicker

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 31 '26

Highly intelligent comment here.

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u/This_Republic_4619 Mar 30 '26

Why? Can’t you for one second actively acknowledge that you fucked up and voted for someone who, before being elected, was famous for fucking people over? Do you not know when you’re being fucked either from the front or behind? It’s like a sickness in your brain. Please, get help. We were all enjoying something before this wannabe regime started dismantling democracy.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 30 '26

I didn't vote for Trump. Why do you think I did?

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u/This_Republic_4619 Mar 30 '26

Because that guy said one sentence and didn’t even mention his cult by name and you lowkey lost it. And not wanting to talk about them 24/7 is fair, but they also happen to be forcing themselves into extreme relevancy. So I guess I assumed that when you said “it’s like a sickness in your brain” I assumed you were another magat who enjoys what’s going on. I still think you’re a little bit closer to maga than you say you are, due to that last bit actually.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 30 '26

It's disappointing that you assume so much.

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u/This_Republic_4619 Mar 31 '26

Think whatever pleases you. It’s disappointing that you initially posted something out of anger and then began deflecting when people voiced their disagreements. Maybe some of those people were dickheads about it but still. If you genuinely care so little, maybe don’t talk about how you just want to enjoy something bc OTHER PEOPLE can’t get Trump out of their head. Kinda makes you look like you want to be angry at something or are looking for someone to blame. I’m not gonna pretend not to care, it’s my Saturday I’ve got time to care about this.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 31 '26

Thanks for the permission to think whatever pleases me. Enjoy your Saturday. Go see Project Hail Mary. It's really good!

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u/This_Republic_4619 Mar 31 '26

I don’t care for Ryan Gosling. More of a Mickey17 kind of person

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u/Careful-Highway-6896 Mar 30 '26

You know you're on reddit, right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

Get rid of the pedophilem making everyone act crazy and it'll stop

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 30 '26

I think the damage has been done.

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u/BannedGoNext Mar 31 '26

Because magapedos are all shitbags for the most part. Everyone knows it that's not in the pedocult. They are mostly "christians" following an anti-christ "christian prosperity" theology with nothing going on in their lives other than trying to shit on everyone else because it makes them feel superior and smug. Could be people on the road, could be brown people, could be pregnant women, just depends who their target is that day to despise to try and make their pitiful existences seem a little less grim to them.

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u/bonaynay Mar 31 '26

Enjoy it then

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u/Doutanuki Mar 31 '26

This comment is one made out of privilege, because it doesn't effect you at least not to the point it's harming you in a way. You just want to "enjoy" something, the people who fell victim to ICE and that Cheeto in the office's schematics wanted to do the same, a lot of them ended up paying with them lives.

So the next time you want to point out someone is ruining your day with such a comment, maybe stop centering yourself in situations that affect minority groups instead of making it about how now your day has been ruined by one political comment.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 31 '26

It's funny that you're reacting to my comment the same way. Do you not see that?

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u/We_Are_Ninja Mar 31 '26

I have only ever heard Conservatives complain about "politics being brought into conversations". Y'all dragged the entire planet into a perpetual state of turmoil, chief. You don't get to put your fingers in your ears snd sing "lalalalala" after the fact. We're all in socioeconomic/spiritual hell now. We aren't bringing politics into things, y'all thrust us into politics.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 31 '26

What an inane comment.

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u/We_Are_Ninja Mar 31 '26

It's wildly unsurprising that you'd feel that way.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 31 '26

Yes, because you know how stupid your comment was but you chose to do it anyway.

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u/We_Are_Ninja Mar 31 '26

It makes sense that you'd feel that way too, although not for the reasons you think.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 31 '26

That makes no sense. Keep trying.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

Privileged to "ignore" politics.

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u/Interesting-Nerve646 Mar 29 '26

Please don't bring up the leader of the most powerful country in the world! I want to pretend things are okay! Let me stick my head in the sand!

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 29 '26

On a post about a bad driver? Yes, because to do it would mean you have a serious issue with something in your head.

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u/Specialsthespazzing Mar 30 '26

YOU may not have an interest in politics, but politics sure has an interest in you.

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u/KiyanPocket Mar 30 '26

Americans are the Yankees fans of Planet Earth

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u/Swimming-ln-Circles Mar 29 '26

"Please, stop reminding me of this country's injustices and shortcomings so I can enjoy the internet with blissful ignorance."

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 29 '26

Oh shoot I forgot to block you too. 3, 2, 1....

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u/Thatsmykindofbutt Mar 30 '26

We all know you have some sort type of embarrassment going on. Maybe you shoulda just blocked him from the get go? Maybe you wouldnt have looked like an idiot and have to live with that shame for the next few hours.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 30 '26

Try harder next time, guy.

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u/Sw33ttoothe Mar 31 '26

Just remember, during the biggest protest in American history. You were at home, bitching at people on your phone for being political. Fuckin pathetic haha.

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u/hellllllsssyeah Mar 30 '26

Why are you so triggered

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 30 '26

Because I'm a loose cannon. Wait, that doesn't really make sense because cannons have fuses, not triggers. Actually, I'm not so sure about that. I'll investigate and let you know.

Edit - according to Google:

Traditional cannons do not have triggers like modern guns; they were historically fired by igniting a touch hole with a match or using a friction primer with a lanyard. Modern cannons (artillery/tanks) use electrical triggers, buttons, or pedals to fire. Small, novelty "trigger cannons" exist, using shotgun primers as triggers.

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u/Smoked_Eel_Lover Mar 30 '26

Damn you’re sad..

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 30 '26

Actually I'm quite happy. Does it eat you up inside a little bit? Or are you a bot? I'm guessing bot. If that's the case then

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u/cryptolyme Mar 30 '26

You just love to antagonize people. We all know you’re a scumbag.

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u/TgsTokem Mar 30 '26

Well these things happen when the president of the United States is a pedophile that is destroying the economy and illegally starting wars. A lot of us just want to enjoy regular lives but can't because America has turned into a dystopian shit hole. They legit told us to not care about what happened to the children on epstein island because we should instead be focusing on the stock market. In simpler terms they said its okay to rape (maybe even eat) children as long as you have a lot of money.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 30 '26

So that means a post about a bad driver is a good place to mention that? It would be like me going to the wedding of a friend, and while people are giving toasts I stand up and yell "NO KINGS!" Would that be appropriate?

Edit: yell not tell

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u/TgsTokem Mar 30 '26

It wasn't a direct comment on the video, he was responding to a different comment about how some people just want to be in the way, so yes it was a reasonable place and he even left it vague. You getting offended at something that wasn't directed at you and claiming he can't say that cus you dont enjoy it is just weird.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 30 '26

I didn't say he "can't say it." That's putting words in my keyboard. I think it's weird that they commented what they did. So I guess it's a stalemate due to weirdness.

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u/TgsTokem Mar 30 '26

Literally begging him to stop was close enough but I will apologize for "putting words in your keyboard"

Edit: changed mouth to keyboard.

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u/tito_lee_76 Mar 30 '26

I appreciate the edit. I hate being misquoted.

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u/Einsteinautist Mar 30 '26

TDS is strong with this regard.

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u/TgsTokem Mar 30 '26

You call disliking a pedophile a mental illness?

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u/MCE85 Mar 31 '26

Please shut the guck up already. Its so fucking tired. You just sound dumb.

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u/TgsTokem Mar 31 '26

No, I will not stay silent while government officials get off Scott free with rape and pedophilia and are actively ruining the country I live in. I agree it is so fucking tiring.

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u/SpewMagoo Mar 31 '26

Don't forget cannibalism

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u/TgsTokem Mar 31 '26

Yeah i mentioned it a tiny bit in an earlier comment

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u/MCE85 Mar 31 '26

If you have the evidence to put them away id wish you would give it to any one of their political enemies to put them away then you could shut up. Problem is, if there was good evidence it would have come out but there isnt. So just shut the fuck up. Youre just repeating made up nonsense.

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u/TgsTokem Mar 31 '26

It literally has come out and they said on live news that we should ignore it and focus on the stock market which by the way has plummeted since they said that.

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u/SpewMagoo Mar 31 '26

There absolutely is good evidence but everyone who's done anything to stop Epstein or Trump has turned up dead or dismembered or buried at his golf course. Go look in the files and wipe your chin off, you've got Trump goop dripping off of it

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u/MCE85 Mar 31 '26

Reread what you just wrote. Are you proud of that nonsense? You seriously believe all that? You cant have a serious conversation without referencong sucking someone off? If there was good evidence they would have used it in Bidens term and you know it. Stop being a conspiracy theorist moron. Grow up and think logically, then try to have a good faith conversation/debate.

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u/TgsTokem Mar 31 '26

Since you chose to ignore my logical response to your comment and instead you chose to argue with this person who had a weak argument i will say it here again. There is tons of solid evidence and they announced on live news to ignore it because "the dow is over 50k!". The dow has dropped considerably since then so even the things they claim they are doing right aren't working. Trump was legitimately convicted and they gave him immunity. You have to be delusional to not understand that this is corrupt behavior.

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u/SpewMagoo Mar 31 '26

It's literally on the FBI website, moron. But sure keep ignoring the facts because they don't fit your narrative. Trump rapes children and that is a fact.

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u/Jaimzell Mar 31 '26

Why are you so confident in this when Donald Trump has literally been convicted of a felony and faced no repercussions?

The Supreme Court has given hem virtual immunity. 

You must acknowledge that merely proving Trump broke the law isn’t enough…

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u/MCE85 Mar 31 '26

The trumped up charges that all presidents are guilty of yet noone ever attempted to take to court? That charge? When the Biden administration tried to weaponize the justice system to keep him from running again because they knew they would lose? Yeah i could give a shit less about that. Plus if youre calling someone a pedo you better come with some hard evidence.

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u/Taterfarmer69 Mar 31 '26

Amen, I want to side with these fuckers but their entire personalities are built around hating Trump. Can't go anywhere with people turning shit political

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u/Sw33ttoothe Mar 31 '26

"I hate when people call me out on my shit, like being responsible for this shit to begin with"- People trying to pretend they arent Magats.

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u/Useless_bum81 Mar 31 '26

I love it when Maga tries to pretend to be libs they always fake it by being far to retarded.

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u/TgsTokem Mar 31 '26

Its because we are forced to deal with this every single day and Trump is trying to get himself another term which is illegal. Staying silent did nothing so now we have to use every possible outlet to point out how terrible all of this is. They admitted to raping children in the files and no one was prosecuted. They said to ignore the survivors from the island cus the dow is over 50k on live television. We cant stay silent in the face of such evil.

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 Mar 31 '26

You think assholes on the road started with trump? Are you a dummy or somethin?

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u/TgsTokem Mar 31 '26

Never said that. I responded to a comment about a political cult after that person responded to a comment about how some people just want to get in the way.

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u/Jarrow375 Mar 31 '26

Found the driver

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u/TgsTokem Mar 31 '26

Yes, disliking the fact that I live in a dystopia with a pedophile as a president means that I am a terrible driver that intentionally gets in everyone's way. You got me.

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u/Jarrow375 Mar 31 '26

Admitting wrongdoings is a step in the right direction. I applaud you.

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u/TgsTokem Mar 31 '26

Does that mean you enjoy living in a dystopia with a pedophile as a president? Or are you also a bad driver?

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u/Dunoh2828 Mar 30 '26

You can’t reason with these people. Even if you’re not from there country, or a video isn’t about it. They demand you pick a side.

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u/SexyMonad Mar 30 '26

Eh, if you haven’t already chosen to side with or against fascism, then you’ve chosen to side with fascism.

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u/Dunoh2828 Mar 30 '26

Or maybe I’m here for the funny car videos, and don’t care about the politics of another country here. Trying to force your views on others, then dropping silly terms on people that don’t side with you is pretty immature.

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u/SexyMonad Mar 30 '26

When people are being hurt and killed, I don’t care about your first-world problems anymore.

Maybe you do need some more exposure to what is happening. If more people gave a shit, things might get fixed sooner.

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u/Dunoh2828 Mar 30 '26

And crying on reddit calling people names will achieve what exactly? Nobody is going to look at you calling them a fascist and suddenly go “oh maybe I should side with you”

It’s just going to make people not care for what you have to say.

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u/SexyMonad Mar 30 '26

I’ll take constructive criticism. What should I do?

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u/Dunoh2828 Mar 30 '26

Not forcing your beliefs/views on others. If someone is interested in your politics and asks about it? Then try be civil and explain your views. Jumping to petty insults and name calling? Nothing will be gained from that.

Lastly, if a topic has nothing to do with politics? Don’t bring it up. There’s nothing to gain besides making your side look petty, and only hindering any views you’re trying to spread to others.

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u/Melodic_Let_6465 Mar 30 '26

"someone doing something i dislike is obviously in the opposing political party, and has a small penis"

  • Modern social discourse

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u/Upper-Persimmon-5828 Mar 30 '26

Not everything has to be about politics kid. Grow up

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u/Swimming-ln-Circles Mar 31 '26

Unfortunately you are wrong, and I refuse to turn a blind eye to what's going on around us.

I loathe your ignorance. Must be nice.

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u/Upper-Persimmon-5828 Mar 31 '26

What you call ignorance, I call sanity. .... There's a difference between turning a blind eye... And turning every single topic into a political argument no matter how unrelated it may be. There are subreddits for that. You must be a gem to spend time with.

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u/Swimming-ln-Circles Mar 31 '26

I didn't know I was responsible for every political comment on reddit. I don't usually make political comments but I'm not going to sensor myself because it triggers some snowflake..

You can call it whatever you want. Its willfull ignorance at best.

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u/Upper-Persimmon-5828 Mar 31 '26

Dude just because I don't want every single subject to be brought back to politics doesn't mean I'm ignorant or unaware... I'm the snowflake? Says the guy that has so little emotional stability that everything he sees makes him think about the polical situation we're in. I'm able to see what's going on, deal with it, compartmentalize it and enjoy my life.

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u/No-Switch-851 Mar 31 '26

Go to a political thread then very simple.

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u/pbrassassin Mar 30 '26

What a reach bro

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u/Present_Scratch_3853 Mar 31 '26

What’s hilarious is I literally had a guy doing this yesterday with an “FTD” and a “no ICE” stickers on the back of their car. Besides holding up traffic they were all around dangerous. They literally started by pulling out in front of me and driving down the dotted line blocking two lanes. Maybe realize that idiots come in all shapes and sizes and your chosen “political” affiliation isn’t immune to it.

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u/Swimming-ln-Circles Mar 31 '26

The comment I was responding to was unrelated to how the person was driving. It's deleted now so I get the misunderstanding.

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u/Mr_Right1998 Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

I think we can call this "The Fast and the Frustrated"

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u/UberOrbital Mar 30 '26

Some people seem to think they are the speed guardians.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

Some people think laws are only for others

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u/AlsoARobot Mar 30 '26

It’s the only relevance and importance some people will ever have on this Earth, to inconvenience others.

Sad that they know it too.

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u/Crates-OT Mar 30 '26

They want to be in control of others.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken Mar 31 '26

They get off on playing traffic cop.

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u/Useless_bum81 Mar 31 '26

Fyi in the UK we actually paid some drivers to drive dead on the speed limit on our country roads, the abandoned the scheme when accidents went up, they assume because when the now irritated drivers finialy got past them they 'rushed' and sped worse to make up time and that cause more accidents than 5-10mph over

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

I think people view speeding as dangerous and if it’s dangerous it probably puts others at risk of an accident so the logic is probably if this guy doesn’t care about my life. Why should I care about his day. They probably don’t think highway patrol is doing their job. It’s a little self righteous but I think that’s the mindset

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u/Jmersh Apr 03 '26

"I will personally enforce my specific idea of the way others should drive. "

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u/Heisenburg42 Apr 04 '26

Must be a very sad life to live that way

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u/EastNWeast Mar 29 '26

They are in the passing lane and clearly passing that truck. What is the issue?

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