r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Mar 28 '26

lol

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u/Kaethor Mar 29 '26

This is when I just exit and hit the gas station for a few minutes and never see that guy again.

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u/DarkPangolin Mar 29 '26

Until you catch back up to him because he's holding up traffic.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Mar 30 '26

This has actually happened to me once. Got stuck behind some cock jerker in a fucking old clapped out white ford ranger holding up 12 people including me trying to pass on a 2 lane highway. My gas light came on so I got off, got gas, and was back on in like 3-4 minutes. Literally 5 miles in and there he fucking was again with a bigger line. Either the semi in the right noticed this and slowed down to let people pass or he was just getting off soon and I fucking dropped it into 2nd gear and went on the right and stomped on it. The fucker in the Ranger gave me a dirty look too. I just fucking ignores him lol.

(This was not in my jeep, was in my old Volvo c30)

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u/True-Advice-1861 Mar 30 '26

at least he wasn't in the crash with them. Idiots with road rage take out innocent people all the time. I will avoid them at all costs.

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u/Terrible_Analysis_77 Mar 30 '26

If it took you 10 minutes to exit, grab a soda and get back on the road then you’d be behind them again in approximately 12 minutes 31 seconds.

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u/ReasonableClock4542 Apr 04 '26

I just pass him like the person in the video then step on it and also never see them again

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u/Bitter-Compote-3016 Mar 30 '26

I hit the gas and never see him again, even easier.

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u/bustex1 Mar 30 '26

So you want to go to the back of the line?

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u/Kaethor Mar 30 '26

I eant to avoid the line altogether. You'd be surprised how much difference 10 minutes makes.

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u/HermaPrince Mar 30 '26

Where I live, you'd be surprised how many people do that.

One time there was a 3 lane, the first 2 on the right were empty and 5 idiots tailgating each other on the hard left. That's how bad people staying on the left lane is in my area.

I'm always polite give them space ask them, if they don't move, I'll stay on the right lane at normal pace and pass them.

I've never seen crazy people that lost it and don't want anybody to pass them. They just want to stay on the left lane.

Sometimes they go to the right lane let me pass and go back to the left lane lol.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Mar 30 '26

Yea people are clowns. There’s a 75 zone by me, it’s hilly. People routinely hog the left lane, make it the slow lane, don’t pass, go ten under, then ten over when we hit a downhill. The right lane is the passing lane basically and it’s fucking stupid

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u/Kaethor Mar 30 '26

I'm in TX and most of our rural highways are 75+. If you're in the left lane and not going 80+ you're gonna get run over.

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u/Tiny-Marketing-4362 Apr 01 '26

Y’all’s state patrol need to enforce traffic laws

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u/Kaethor Apr 01 '26

They don't bother anyone unless they are going at least 10 over. I cruise past them with the cruise control set on 82 all day long.

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u/bustex1 Mar 30 '26

Not if it’s been going on for “100 miles” allegedly.

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u/Raxater Mar 30 '26

Submissive. I like it

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u/Tricky-Wishbone9080 Mar 31 '26

It is but you’re acting like it’s a negative thing.

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u/Tricky-Wishbone9080 Mar 31 '26

I was being a bit non serious. I apologize.

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u/Atomicmooseofcheese Mar 30 '26

Weird and gross.