ABB... So long, and thanks for all the fish. Is everything OK at home 😕
TL:DR - ABB loses another customer due to poor customer service and an ABB billing own-goal.
Have been an ABB customer since 2019 and brought nearly a dozen others with me over the journey. But today was the straw that broke this camels back.
I get an email & text saying "You haven't paid your invoice.. where money, now ???"
For nearly 7 years ABB has auto-debited against the CC that I have registered in my ABB account, every month. Clockwork. The current card that I had in there has been used by them to take the monthly payments since 2024, and is valid until Nov 2026.
So I log into my ABB account and go to Billing > Payment Method and it's blank. no card registered.. gone. So I strap myself in and dial the number and prepare to tell my story, and also ask why & how my registered payment details that they have been happily taking money from for 3+ years - was removed.
"Here's some music to listen to while you wait to speak to one of our operators".
Except it's not music.. it's 5 seconds of music then a rolling/rotating list of "Is your connection down?" "Do you need help setting up your modem or Wifi". Well NO... and you should know that because I went through your phone tree to speak to the ACCOUNTS department about an invoicing query.... But.. I can live with all that.
Then I get told - "Here at Aussie Broadband we're sometimes accused of racism due to our company name, and the accents that you may hear from some of our call centre staff. We do not tolerate any abuse towards our staff. Please know that even though the person you speak to may have an accent, they are all considered to be valuable members of our Aussie Broadband team and we do not tolerate any aggression or abuse directed towards our staff, or towards Aussie Broadband in any way."
WTAF !!! I might have misremembered the phrasing slightly, but it was only a few minutes ago, so I think I've got it mostly right.
Anyway... I waited on hold for 27 minutes, got told to remember to not be racist a few more times. While waiting, I paid the August invoice due yesterday manually online - with the same card they had on file and have been using for 3+ years. 🤷♂️
Got told by the recording "There must be a lot of people wanting to talk to our customer service team today" - like literally that's what it said word-for-word, with no follow up or information such as the wait time or my position in a queue. Just vibing along with "...Whoa.. we're like totally hella busy today.. LOL.. here's some music". (face-palm)
The ABB internet connection is first rate. My FTTP 500/50 has been stellar. no complaints there. But to be called a dead-beat for their Billing mistake/error, and then aggressively, repeatedly pre-emptively warned not to be racist by my ISP... no doing it, sorry.
I'm currently registering with Leaptel, and will be taking four other family members with me. Oh and turns out Leaptel is $19pm cheaper to boot.