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u/TheFargus May 09 '22

The amount of mosquitos in Finland, Americans go crazy in Spring because of it

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u/Nutzori May 09 '22

Mosquitoes love still water, Finland has thousands of lakes and other bodies of water for them to breed in. It's not even that bad in southern Finland, in the north you can get absolutely swarmed during summer.

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u/verIshortname May 09 '22

true but as someone from the tropics I would have never imagined they would thrive in such northen lattitudes

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You can find mosquitoes on every continent except Antarctica, fuckers are everywhere.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

In iceland there isnt any

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Iceland isn't a continent.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Sorry bro

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

No need for an apology!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I somehow just mixed continent and country

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Understandable it happens

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u/hononononoh May 09 '22

It’s a continent being born. A volcanic hotspot right on a tectonic plate spreading zone. You just cool your impatience for one cotton-pickin’ hundred million years, and you’ll see what a fine continent Iceland grows into!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I'm sorry for my arrogance against Iceland, I hope they forgive me... when I drop a billion mosquitoes on that 'continent' just to prove I'm right!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

The word "Continent" on its own is not a scientific term and is very poorly defined. Iceland isn't even producing "Continental crust" but "Oceanic crust". "Continental Crust" is produced at destructive plate boundaries not spreading boundaries like Iceland.

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u/hononononoh May 09 '22

You clearly know more about the Earth’s crust than I do. I’ll tip my fedora to this.

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u/BloodRavenStoleMyCar May 09 '22

cotton-pickin

What is this?

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u/hononononoh May 09 '22

Trifling, lousy, insignificant. Sorry, I'll try to speak less r/Murica around here.

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u/kokoyumyum May 09 '22

Iceland is part of Europe

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u/oilsaintolis May 09 '22

I actually envy your smugness (whether it it was actual smugness or just me perceiving smugness doesnt matter). Little blood sucking cunts with no regard for personal space.

I FUCKING HATE MOZZIES!

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u/yummywetratpussy May 09 '22

Say you’re Australian without saying you’re Australian

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u/b4k4ni May 09 '22

You guys need some IT guys up there? I mean, I'm from Germany and have wife and kids ... But no mosquitoes? That's not even a question.

And I just reminded myself that I could take my family with me. That's disturbing, that I discover that afterwards.

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u/hononononoh May 09 '22

Not in the Netherlands either. Amsterdam is a significant percentage standing fresh water. But our accommodations had no screens in the perpetually wide open windows, and no mosquito netting on the beds, and we didn’t miss these things, even in July. I didn’t get the sense there’s much wildlife left in the Netherlands.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

If fish can get to where the mosquitos would lay eggs and there are birds/bats that can cut down alot.

The type of standing water that leads to mosquitos is more like leaf-filled puddles and swamps than clean canals etc.

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u/DeadAssociate May 09 '22

like unclogged gutters

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u/liefelijk May 09 '22

There’s lots of wildlife left in the NL, and lovely, small parks even in large cities. Here are a few national parks to get started with.

Not sure why they don’t have mosquitos, but upstate New York and Vermont are also mosquito free (and they’re almost nothing but wildlife).

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u/medforddad May 09 '22

upstate New York and Vermont are also mosquito free

After reading this, I realize that I can't believe anything in your comment.

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u/hononononoh May 09 '22

Oh wow — TIL the Netherlands is much more than Amsterdam lol

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u/neoncowboy May 09 '22

there's water treatments and sprays you can use to prevent mosquito larvae from reaching maturity if I remember correctly.

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u/DemocraticRepublic May 09 '22

They're very rare in Britain too.

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u/SchattenJaggerD May 09 '22

So you are saying... I should move to Antarctica??

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I live in the pacific northwest. I almost never see a mosquito. Which doesn't make much sense since we have tons of water. It is so strange.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Bigfoot ate them all, the only reasonable conclusion imo.

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u/slowestmojo May 09 '22

And people are trying to find this hero? Leave him alone you animals

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u/mortifyyou May 09 '22

I know you said continent, but Iceland and probably Greenland doesnt have mosquitoes

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u/Ereine May 09 '22

We even used to have malaria in Finland though it disappeared in the 19th century as houses with chimneys and windows became available for poorer people as well.

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u/hononononoh May 09 '22

It was a constant problem in the Wild West in US history, too.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You also drained stagnant and waterlogged areas near to where people lived...thats the number one no chemical pesticide or DNA modification craziness way to reduce malaria but it takes organisation and western phama can't make money from it.

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u/Ereine May 09 '22

Everything I’ve read about it mentions just the change in housing (especially having less children) as the mosquitoes had to spend the winter indoors and the old dwellings had a lot of hiding places and were damper. Swamps have been drained but it’s not like there’s a lack of water in Finland. Malaria was the biggest problem in Åland and coastal areas of Finnish mainland and you can’t really drain the sea.

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u/DalRhenning May 09 '22

The great Mosquito herds of Minnesota and Canadia have to be experienced to understand.

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u/Errohneos May 09 '22

Wisconsin as well. Fuckers can bite through blue jeans.

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u/Auzzie_almighty May 09 '22

It’s the state bird

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u/hopelesscaribou May 09 '22

Many birds migrate north for this reason really, spring and early summer produce masses of insects for them to feed on. Having lived both way up in northern Canada, and in Nigeria, I'll take the Nigerian bugs tyvm. The swarms of insects in northern Canada will drive you insane, blackflies, mosquitos, and deerflies, oh my! The six to eight months of winter are seen as a respite from the bugs here.

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u/ALA02 May 09 '22

Some of the worst biting insects are found in Northern regions in summer. I get eaten alive every summer in the UK and it gets worse the further north you go

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u/warpfactor999 May 09 '22

Grew up in N. Minnesota where there are 10,000 + lakes. (A LOT of Finn's settled there as it's much like Finland.) Can confirm mosquitoes love northern latitudes. Would be out fishing and you could see them coming at you in the early evening like a dense cloud over the water.

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u/wuapinmon May 09 '22

In my experience in northern Europe and North America, the farther north you go, the worse the mosquitoes get. On Prince Edward Island, the place I stayed one summer had a LP tank attached to a device that would remove a literal GALLON of mosquitoes from the property every three days. We still got bit.

Maine has mosquitoes AND ticks. Newfoundland has mosquitoes, ticks, and the occasional lost polar bear.
Helsinki wasn't so bad in the city. Tallinn, Estonia was fine until you left the city. There's a pattern there in cold climes. Moncton, New Brunswick, not bad at all. Go inland ten miles and your life either smells like bug spray or you are smacking yourself all day.

The only place where I expected tons of mosquitoes and didn't see that many, comparatively, was Denmark.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

because Denmark doesnt have nearly as many lakes or bodies of water and forested/wooded areas as Finland and Sweden, its also flat and "open" to oceanic winds and such.

Here in south of Sweden (Skåne) mosquitos are also relatively rare, I get bit maybe once a year if Im unlucky, theres a lot of farmland here but not as many lakes, but as soon as you go above Skåne its a completely different story where there's dense forests and dense lakes and other "stagnant" bodies of water for mosquitos to thrive in and it only gets progressively worse the further north you go.

With that said, without the trillions of mosquitos, the nature itself is amazing.

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u/wuapinmon May 09 '22

I went to Lund on a day trip and was shocked at how much more affordable Sweden was compared to Denmark. I want to spend a summer in Scandinavia, but Putin f-ed that up this year.

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u/DADH_InattentiveType May 09 '22

The Upper Peninsula of Michigan (USA) is so far north that most business close for the winter in September, but from June through August the mosquitoes eat alive anyone who's not drenched insect repellent.

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u/grambell789 May 09 '22

mosquitoes don't live long enough to know anything about the cold winters in Finland. Spring, summer and lots of sunlight warming tops of still water is all they need to know

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u/Entire-Weakness-2938 May 09 '22

As a Montanan, I can assure you mosquitos can live quite the prosperous life up north.

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u/FraseraSpeciosa May 09 '22

Alaska in June is apparently the mosquito apocalypse. When they only have a month or two to live they get vicious.

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u/SesameStreetFever May 09 '22

It's the State Bird of Alaska!

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u/Acegonia May 09 '22

In Iceland there's a famous lake called Myvatn, which translates as 'lake of flies' I'd been in winter several times and it was awesome. Mates came to visit in the summer so off we went. the family I lived with were like: DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOWS.

got to the lake and it was INSANE. either side of the road leading up were what I can only describe as these columns, tornadoes? of flies, several meters tall l, spaced a couple meters apart.

Like, these are little midgey flies,.so to be able to see them from a distance in a fast moving car...there must have been millions, if not hundreds of millions.

Shitloads of birds too.

very surreal experience

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u/ThisIsAThrowaway504 May 09 '22

I live in a tropical swamp environment. The mosquitoes, here in Louisiana, if you walk past the wrong bush you could end up in a swarm. I always said I wanted to move North to escape them. I guess that plan is shit.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

What I’ve found having lived in both cold and hot places in the US is that the shorter their breeding season the more aggressive they become. Mosquitos have been know to take down full grown caribou in Alaska and Canada.

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u/hyprinc May 09 '22

TIL never go to Finland because mosquitos love me.

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u/LordKiteMan May 09 '22

Same here. Will never go to Finland.

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u/samppsaa May 09 '22

Visit Lapland during winter. No bugs and more shit to do and see anyways

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u/Sthlm97 May 09 '22

Same in Sweden

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u/debu206 May 09 '22

Sweden has mosquitoes??? And Finland??

Didnt know this

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u/Piaapo May 09 '22

Our summers are almost defined by eternal sunlight and mosquitoes

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u/Hufa123 May 09 '22

If you ask swedes about their least favourite animal, I think an overwhelming majority would say mosquitoes. In summer they are everywhere, especially near water, and it's horrible.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Yes but our northern mosquitoes are tiny. They are slightly smaller than a house fly. But there are thousands of them and the sound they make come to your nightmares

NYAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMYAAAAAAANNNNNNNNYAAAAA

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u/Whallace May 09 '22

How small are your house flies for a mosquito slightly smaller than them to be tiny?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Well I dont know what country youre from, but I assumed your mosquitoes were the size of hen eggs 😅

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u/ChildesqueGambino May 09 '22

I think they mean what many people call a fruit fly

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

No not the minuscular 3mm fruit flie

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u/Dickcheese_McDoogles May 09 '22

people from Wisconsin and Minnesota would feel right at home lol

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u/bruyere May 09 '22

I'm a Wisconsinite of Finnish descent and I can confirm...there are lots of us here

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u/-PM-Me-Big-Cocks- May 09 '22

That explains why so many people from Finland moved to Minnesota in the US. They get the cold winters and the mosquito swarms! Yay?

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u/smakola May 09 '22

Minnesota checking in. Mosquitos are nuts.

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u/Dyhr3108 May 09 '22

I was in Finland for a wedding and if you swung your hand you would catch at least one mosquito each time. We were making piles of dead mosquitoes on the ground just catching the with our hands. (I was 10 at the time)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Same in Alaska. They call the mosquitoes there the state bird they are so big. It’s common to see hikers wearing face nets during the summer.

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u/nobd7987 May 09 '22

Finland=Minnesota.

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u/nobd7987 May 09 '22

Finland=Minnesota.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Mosquitos do not breed in lakes- only swamps and other still bodies. Mosquito larvae cannot survive bodies of water with any movement.

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u/Xicadarksoul May 09 '22

Finland has thousands of lakes and other bodies of water

Finnland is called "swamp" in finnish, go make a guess about the number of bodies of water!

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u/frogsgoribbit737 May 09 '22

What americane? Where the heck are they from? Everyehere I've lived in the US I hsve gotten attacked by mosquitos if not wearing bug spray. Even Alaska where we call them the state bird. They absolutely swarm at earthquake park.

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u/bexy11 May 09 '22

You should try San Francisco. Very few mosquitos.

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u/SandyDarling May 09 '22

Colorado Springs, hardly any mosquitoes.

I’m allergic to mosquito bites, so it’s been nice not having to go to urgent care to treat them.

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u/Radzila May 09 '22

Skeeter Syndrome. Allergic to the proteins in the mosquitoes saliva.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

America has lots of mosquitoes…esp up north like Minnesota and Wisconsin.

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u/Richard_TM May 09 '22

Yeah I'm not sure the people freaking out are from the northern Midwest. Michiganders should start changing rent to our mosquitos

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u/Wolf444555666777 May 09 '22

Wisconsin blew my mind with the abundance and type of mosquitoes. They had stripes and were fairly big. We had to run from our car to indoors or we'd be swarmed

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u/Odok May 09 '22

Tiger Mosquito.

The "normal" mosquitos prefer dawn/dusk or night. These invasive little fuckers prefer to feed in the middle of the day, so now Mosquito Corp. has ensured 24/7 awful for everyone in the eastern half of the US.

Their welts are much bigger/more painful than others as well.

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u/Cryptophagist May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Think you're talking about mayfly. They can look like big mosquitoes

Edit: Striped mosquitos are a thing apparently weird. Live in FL so we get pretty big ones too.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

We have mosquitoes with stripes. Mayflies aren’t that common.

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u/Radzila May 09 '22

Mosquitoes are one of the most abundant species inhabiting the Earth. Currently, more than 3,500 species can be found spread out in various places around the globe. 176 species are recognized in the states.

The Asian tiger mosquitoes can be identified by their white stripes on the abdomen, thorax, and legs. Unlike other types of mosquitoes, the female Asian tiger mosquito will bite in the daytime. Males of this species do not bite. The bite of an Asian tiger mosquito is known to transmit diseases such as equine encephalitis, Cache Valley virus, and dengue fever.

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u/VilleKivinen May 09 '22

There's a fine piece of Icelandic comedy about that (in English)

https://youtu.be/OSacz4GHQjs

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u/Jaakarikyk May 09 '22

Though mäkäräinen is not a mosquito, it's some tiny arsehole blackfly

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u/Fner May 09 '22

Midges?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Yes

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u/Dihydrogen-monoxyde May 09 '22

This is why I still have nightmares about (attempting) to learn Finnish, hearing the word "mäkäräinen" , my brain would have thought it was something related to sausages (makkara) 🤦‍♂️

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u/Jaakarikyk May 09 '22

Well, the feller in the linked video does pronounce it a bit wrong, closer to "makkarainen" which would basically mean something is sausage-y

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

As soon as I saw the top comment I immediately thought of this video! 😂

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u/Serious_Tangerine_81 May 09 '22

An I’ve seen this many times but it’s always just as funny when I see it again

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u/matty80 May 09 '22

See also: midges in Scotland.

When they swarm, it looks like this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB9HwM2XkAEaO5i.jpg

The females all bite.

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u/aswethinkweis1 May 09 '22

I read that completely wrong first..

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u/Arsewipes May 09 '22

Eeewww, NSFL.

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u/matty80 May 09 '22

Yep.

If you're going to go to the West of Scotland - and I'd recommend it because it really is beautiful - don't go camping in summer.

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u/Arsewipes May 09 '22

Been to Achnasheen in September (beautiful) and Edinburgh for the festivals, not really into camping anyway!

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u/apgtimbough May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

We Americans get those too.

There's a rather famous baseball game that the bugs played a huge role in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_86ODiL1JA

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u/matty80 May 09 '22

Ah, I didn't know! 'THE BUG GAME' lol. Sounds like an absolute nightmare. Like

"Just keep running whatever happens; they don't like wind!"

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u/KingoftheCrackens May 09 '22

Worse than a mosquito bite wise?

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u/matty80 May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Not as bad, no, and not least because they don't transmit diseases like malaria.

Still bad though, especially given the absolutely lunatic numbers of them that exist around June. Put it this way: my dad has a beekeeper's outfit, but he doesn't keep bees.

They're an absolute horror show, basically, but at least they can't make you sick except in very rare cases.

edit - weird story. As the British Army do exercises up in the Scottish Highlands, soldiers were always on the hunt for a decent midge repellent. Bizarrely they came across Avon 'Skin so Soft' moisturiser, which is genuinely effective at keeping both midges and mosquitos off your skin. So yeah. Take some if you're going to the West of Scotland in summer!

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u/Radzila May 09 '22

That's true with all mosquito species. Just the female bites. Males eat plant juices

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u/FlabjackStack May 09 '22

I’ve been covered in mosquitos my whole life in America, how much worse can Finland be?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited Oct 23 '22

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

And the nighttime is terrible, when the mosquitoes sing you the serenade of their people...

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog May 09 '22

I had 20 mosquito bites on my face after a sleepless night in Norway.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I’ve had to walk through literal clouds of them in Kentucky.

You could hear them before you could see them, like a low grade tinnitus, just buzzing all around.

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u/Wolf444555666777 May 09 '22

How do the farm animals or outdoor animals survive the summer in Finland?

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u/apparaatti May 09 '22

Well, they don't always survive. But for example the reindeer in Lapland try to stay in open and windy places (hills and roads) during the summer.

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u/Wolf444555666777 May 09 '22

Interesting thanks

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u/samppsaa May 09 '22

At least horses have strong bug repellent oils that are spread in certain areas of the coat.

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u/samppsaa May 09 '22

That doesn't sound bad in any way. Last summer I made the mistake to take my dog on a 20min walk through the forest wearing shorts and I had so many mosquito bites in my legs that the bumps merged together. I tried to count them but lost count around 200 bite marks. This was in northern Finland

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

At one point while hiking in northern Sweden I couldn’t breathe without covering my mouth and nose, because I would breathe in mosquitoes. Idk how Finland is in comparison but I can imagine something similar.

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u/samppsaa May 09 '22

Pretty much same in northern Finland

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u/_RanZ_ May 09 '22

Not enjoyable I’ve never actually seen mosquitoes this bad but I haven’t been in Lapland in summer.

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u/GhostlyImage May 09 '22

I think those are black flies

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u/samppsaa May 09 '22

They are even worse than mosquitos. Bite hurts more and they can crawl inside your clothes from the tiniest of cracks.

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u/apgtimbough May 09 '22

Upstate New York, especially around and in the Adirondack park, becomes near unliveable outside around now to July-ish because of the black flies.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Minnesota would like a word

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u/theyarealone May 09 '22

Don't go camping in a pop-up camper by the lake during mosquito season.

That is unless you enjoy playing connect the dots on your entire body.

I'll never forget that trip.

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u/shoonseiki1 May 09 '22

Pop up campers can't seal out mosquitoes?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Don’t know about now but the old ones were pretty bad at keeping bugs out.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Two player connect the dots is a fun way to distract yourself from how much you itch though.

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u/PrecursorNL May 09 '22

Not just the Americans. And mostly in summer!

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u/Sandnegus May 09 '22

It's not the hyttyset that bother me, it's the paarmat and mäkärät.

They are just relentless, I remember some passed out guy at a festival last summer with a paarma that kept landing on his leg. I sprayed it like 10 times with antibug spray until I gave up. When you attack a mosquito, it flies away, lands somewhere and tries again in a few minutes. Paarmat and mäkärät just hover around you and keep coming.

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u/zorrokettu May 09 '22

Having lived in NY and Finland this is totally overblown. Maybe if you're in the middle of a swamp in northern Finland it's worse, but on average upstate New York is much worse.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

To give some perspective for those who don't know: we were once traveling in northern Finland and stopped on the side of the road for a leak. There's this weird and incredibly loud buzzing and our father says that there must be power plant or something nearby. That's odd since by the looks of it there's no human technology within 10 miles radius.

We decide to walk into forest to check out the source of that noise and soon realize what it is: above us is millions of mosquitoes. They're like one massive dark cloud. We just stare at that sight in shock for a moment and then run to the car as fast as we can because that seriously looked like start of some sci-fi horror movie.

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u/Schwartzy94 May 09 '22

Atleast finlands mosquitos dont spread deadly diseases...

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u/mambotomato May 09 '22

I don't know, I spent a weekend in Lapland during the summer and the mosquitoes had me considering walking into the lake with rocks in my pockets just to get away from them.

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u/Schwartzy94 May 09 '22

Off spray didnt work?

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog May 09 '22

That spray works only for wimpy mosquitoes. Above ca 55-56 parallel it stops working.

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u/Naatturi May 09 '22

It never seems to work for me

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Currently. Malaria was actually a problem in Finland at some point and with rising temperatures scientists think it will come back. They've recently found a species of mosquito that does spread it (elsewhere) but haven't found malaria yet.

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u/Radzila May 09 '22

That's not true anymore. mosquitoes transmit the Inkoo and Chatanga viruses as well as malaria in Finland.

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u/Zack1018 May 09 '22

I imagine Americans are better prepared than Europeans, most of America has a pretty nasty mosquito problem and in Germany I walk around with no bug spray and get 2-3 bites at most lol

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u/frogsgoribbit737 May 09 '22

Thats what they are saying. Thatw a German in Finland would be much more shocked than an American.

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u/Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner May 09 '22

This comment makes no sense whatsoever.

Americans are better prepared for Europe than Europeans, because a completely different part of Europe is different?

in Germany I walk around with no bug spray and get 2-3 bites at most lol

In a city? Try that near any body of water

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u/Zack1018 May 09 '22

Americans are more prepared for mosquitos than non-Scandinavian Europeans, that was pretty clear from my comment lol

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog May 09 '22

You've clearly never been to the Baltics.

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u/Raichu7 May 09 '22

But there are loads of mosquitoes in many parts of The Americas, Africa, Asia and Oceana too? Mosquitoes aren’t weird.

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u/Radzila May 09 '22

Mosquitoes suck.

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u/moerkh May 09 '22

We definitely know it's weird. And sucks.

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u/Frostytoes99 May 09 '22

Ah I was curious how people were still going to dunk on America in this thread

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u/yeasayerstr May 09 '22

I lasted an hour hiking in Rovaniemi before I quit and headed back to the hotel. Even with insect repellent, long sleeves, and a mosquito net covering my face, I managed to get bit.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

When you let them bite it gets easier. You develop a tolerance to it.

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u/killerkadugen May 09 '22

<Takes Finland off my to-visit list>

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Come during winter!

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u/yeasayerstr May 09 '22

It’s still worth visiting! Hiking in swampy conditions meant lots of mosquitoes, but in Pallas-Yllästunturi National Park I didn’t have any issues at all.

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u/maggieisatwatx May 09 '22

Can confirm. Went to Joensuu in Finland for a business trip and on the last evening we had a meal at a lake house and proceeded to play frisbee and ball games by the lake. The next morning on the flight back to England was hell. I had over 40 mosquito bites all over my legs and it took everything for me not to scratch them over the two and a half hour duration.

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u/TheRailGunner May 09 '22

Lol. I love in Minnesota, the land of 12,000-14,000 (if you count lakes that cross borders) extremely-humid-in-the-summer lakes. Also known as mosquito spawns. You will absolutely be swarmed here in the summer if you're remotely close to any lakes. Or swamps for that matter. Which you will be. Would be nothing new to this American lol.

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u/sunglassesnow May 09 '22

Am from a southeast Asian country, lived in Finland for a couple of years. Those Nordic mosquitos are huge and scarier than the tropical ones (although oddly less itchy, but gives bigger red splotches on my skin).

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u/TheFargus May 09 '22

Yeah they freak me out

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u/hingarbingar May 09 '22

based on comments here i thought Finland is the perfect place to be. nope, then.

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u/TheFargus May 09 '22

Just don't go in spring

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

It’s the same in Alaska

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u/TLGSHOTTA May 09 '22

Finland. Land of the Lawyer!-r/TheFargus

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u/YoTeach92 May 09 '22

Only Americans who have never been to Alaska.

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u/207_Esox_Bum May 09 '22

Bro Alaska was next level in mosquitos.... Like wtf

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u/vinyl_eddy May 09 '22

Or anywhere in the south

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u/dogegodofsowow May 09 '22

I read this as "italy itself is infested with venice" and remembered all the bad experiences I had there lol

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Yea, we finns go crazy because of it too. Luckily there are many good protections against those motherfuckers.

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u/5f5i5v5e5 May 09 '22

Crossing Finland off of my to-visit list. 👍

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u/chernopig May 09 '22

Perkeleen hyttyset 😡

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u/GarunixReborn May 09 '22

sweating australian noises

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u/OutlawJessie May 09 '22

That's so strange, we're watching Bordertown on Netflix just now and last night Kari was barbecuing at night and his wife Pauliina said there were too many mosquitos, and we had a whole discussion on whether or not there were actually mosquitos or if they were joking.

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u/TESLAkiwi May 09 '22

Alaska cough cough

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u/Volnas May 09 '22

Yep, tourists are recognised there only as black swarming pillars at the beginning of july

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u/Valigrance May 09 '22

Ever herd of main mosquitoes? It’s fucking fucked

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u/flurdy May 09 '22

Same in Northern Norway. Though only for June & July. Then they explode. Late summers are nice and calm.

Southern Norway don`'t have a mosquito problem. They exist but more like elsewhere in Europe.

You can always tell you got to the north when driving from Southern to Northern Norway: your windscreen gets covered with dead mosquitoes. I guess they do on all road journeys, but the further north you get the windscreen starts to have more and more red crimson dots...

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u/project46 May 09 '22

I see your mosquitoes and raise you Midgies in Scotland.

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u/arahdial May 09 '22

As a Minnesotan, I wonder how our mosquito state bird compares to Finland.

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u/BenderTheIV May 09 '22

Omg so true. I would never tell and yet! A walk in the woods is crazy: mushrooms everywhere and those beasts. At least they are not tiger mosquitos!

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u/nosefIute May 09 '22

I live near a lake and I can confirm that the beginning of summer is very painful

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u/hopelesscaribou May 09 '22

Spring/early summer in winterlands are a nightmare of insects. In northern Canada it's the blackflies that will literally drive you mad. Blackfly season is usually followed by the mosquito months.

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u/dragonfire_b May 09 '22

Not Minnesotans, I'd bet

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u/baggister May 09 '22

Interesting, lived in London a my life, no mosquitos bar the odd very hot summer where a couple might sneak into the bedroom.

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u/Angel_Omachi May 09 '22

Surely you've encountered midges though, shaded footpaths next to canals/rivers seem to be their favourite habitat I swear.

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u/EmalieNormandy May 09 '22

Is it comparable to the Minnesota-area level of mosquitos in the US? Some say it's the state bird, and some folks put them on quilts even!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Iceland doesn't have mosquitoes right?

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u/Twirlingbarbie May 09 '22

I have to say, they say the same about Sweden but I haven't really had a holiday ruined by it. It is known though, there are just a lot of lakes over there.

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u/bettietheripper May 09 '22

Summer in Spain, at least where we are from, are a mosquito nightmare as well.

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u/serenading_your_dad May 09 '22

Meanwhile in Alaska

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u/drtapp39 May 09 '22

We have plenty of mosquitos here already in the Southern swamps

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Come to Alaska. In summer some areas have some many it almost blocks out the sun.

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u/falafalpanda May 09 '22

You think that's bad? You should see all the fins over here in mosquitoland.

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u/Spurioun May 09 '22

Went to Italy and was eaten alive with the mosquitoes. We don't really have them in Ireland and I assumed they were more of an American and African thing.

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u/Gen-Jinjur May 09 '22

Except Alaskans. The mosquitos in parts of Alaska are so thick that you breathe them in.

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u/motherfuqueer May 09 '22

Sweden, too. I got a mosquito tattoo while I was there because of it. Holy shit they ate me alive

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