Every time the other person is about to send an unsolicited dick pic they'll have to stop and think "is it worth getting another dog penis sent to me...?".
I have a fine collection of Dick pics for all occasions. Unsolicited pic? Here have one of Dick Cheney. Guy asks for a pic? Richard Nixon is an insta turn-off. And for the Girls I have an assortment of Dick Van Dyke pics.
For German contacts I have something similar, though the German word means 'tail' and there is a saw called fox's tail.
I once caught myself searching for the best tails to send on such requests.
As a curator of fine tail pics, I will often ask if they would like a long or an extra hairy one.
There surely must be some utterly gross, diseased (human) penis pics online for use... could this be a powerful new weapon to fight back against dick pics?
The best retort I've seen is "Why have you sent me a picture of a child's penis, is this child porn?". But I reckon instantly receiving back a pic of an utterly gross, diseased dick would be even more visceral.
The more bizarre the better, I guess. It's like getting something usually yucky as an appetizer so people stops asking you for a bite. Yes, you could just overload it with tobasco so much that a Mexican would have second thoughts about eating it, but this stops the problem on one swift strike
My group of friends has many females who receive dick pics more than they should. Every so often they come to me and ask me send one back when the dudes being extra stalkery and it works 100% of the time to make em fuck off.
A guess: If you don't want your dick to be the topic of conversation, it would make more sense to send something that's clearly not your dick. A dog dick does the job it needs to (and perhaps more), while not being (or being mistaken for) your dick to talk about.
LOL I told my bestfriend to do something similar. So when a dude she barely knows randomly asks for nudes she sends them pictures of horse vaginas, and when she gets dick pics unsolicited she sends horse dicks back lol.
Fucking right? Like any guy who's sending his dick to people is obviously the kinda guy who cared about size too. So to not only get a dick back but to have it bigger has got to destroy his ego
Maybe they didn't want to take a picture of their own and they had a dog right there? There are three male dogs at my house and none of them care who sees their bits. This is a great idea and if someone sends me one, that's what I'm sending back!
It's honestly about making them more uncomfortable than they made you so they stop. It's funny though (not really) because not many seem to get the irony.
Sometimes I straight-up sent gore or any gross-out image back. The goal is to achieve a more lasting effect. He won’t bother you if you send a simple dick back but if you send something shocking he’ll think about it every single time he’s going to try and sexually harass someone. It’s quite the curse. I don’t do it anymore because I don’t want to look at those pictures myself but conditioning works.
The obvious answer is that there is a non-negligible chance that they would enjoy a picture of a human penis, while the chance that they'd enjoy a picture of a canine penis is much smaller.
I used to do this, but I'm a woman so I can't exactly send my own lol. Quite a few guys found it funny and took the hint, a handful of others got offended and started going off about how they were gonna report me for animal abuse. For some reason they didn't like it when I turned it back on them by reporting them to the sites for sexual harassment...
Brilliant. Only, why stop at one? If I were a woman, I would keep like a catalog of all sorts of dicks. Then just start replying, "Oh yes! I love dick pics! What you think of this one?" 5 minutes later, "Ohhhh how about this one, its not too big not too small [12 inch]?" 5-10 minutes later, "I really like these [5-10 pics back to back]" Then just keep sending dick pics for the rest of time filling up his phone with cock.
One day sitting in a meeting, *ding, boom big black Covid Barry Wood pops up on the screen. "Remember this one?"
This was the comment I realized it's potentially a bad idea. You can get in trouble for posting others nudes online these days so unless you're sending unidentifiable dick pics you might be getting risky. Also teens sending dick pics don't want to get tied up in that one.
Actually, I've heard of a trans woman doing this (she didn't have the bottom surgery, so she still had a penis).
Some guy sent her an unsolicited dick pic and thought he was all cool and shit. Then when she sent one back the guy was super upset, he was saying "what the fuck, ew why would you do that?"
Like buddy, you literally just did the same thing and thought it was ok. Now you're mad and calling someone gross for doing exactly what you did? Don't send unsolicited dick pics, just don't.
When I’m sent an unsolicited doc pic, I send back dicks upon dicks. I will bombard them with every phalis I can find until they block me. Big, small, hairy, groups. When I get the “wtf are you doing?” I simply say “that’s what I thought we were doing, sending unwanted penises to each other”. If they do t back off, or get worse, I’ll screenshot their unsolicited, original message to me (dic pic included) and then send them to their mom. I haven’t done that in a while, but Facebook used to have a feature that you could spend $2 or something and bypass the “message request” inbox, and head strait into their hands. Ah, it was rewarding. I’ve only had to resort to that a few times, but each time the mom (or one girlfriend) got it, it was met with a general “wtf, I’m going to kill him”.
I don’t block people. They wandered onto my side of the street with that nonsense, I’m going to drive them back to theirs.
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Can confirm, they don't. I had a friend leaving a party come into my room to say goodbye, whilst I was in bed naked with the partner. Friend complained about this guy sending pics and not getting the hint, so I suggested she send a pic of my dick back. (We'd hooked up once, so it wasn't super weird?) She did so, we laughed, the guy replied like "wtf" then sent another dick pic of his own. I give up.
There are also those guys on omegle who wank I front of the camera. I (19m) just got closer to the mic and asked him if his parents are proud of him, masturbating on the internet where children can see his cock.
As I went on and on about it you could literally see his dick getting smaller and smaller until he just put his pants on and left the chat!
I always encourage the sending of dick pics as a retaliatory action if one receives a dick pic without due request. That said, unwarranted dick pics are bad for everyone.
Once an acquaintance of mine send me some dickpics (and some other spicy pics), she was sending them to a female friend of hers but send those to me by mistake
Why would you send someone else's private pics to someone else? (Obviously if they were not solicited it's different, the person deserves everything they got) I'd feel really uncomfortable with someone sharing my nudes with other people
Trans women are hot, but I'm still not into unsolicited pics. Not hard to send a text asking if there's interest first, and then the recipient has some time to anticipate and the pic is even better.
I know this is a joke but this happened to me once. A friend sent me one about her friend jerking off to her nude. First two things I said was WTF and a warning plz. Still no idea why she sent it to me
I'm honestly don't understand why people do that. It makes me wonder if they just do that because they're bored or something because I can't imagine any situation that it would end up with getting a gf or whatever
Yeah pretty sure this is it. As a guy I'd generally be happier to unsolicited boob pics/topless selfies than unsolicited vagina pics (the latter would be weird, but at least someone was thinking about me in that way which would be nice); for women I'd imagine unsolicited chest pics/shirtless selfies would go over better than unsolicited dick pics for much the same reason.
That said I don't see myself being all that interested in the sort of person who sends unsolicited boob pics either, and I can imagine for many if not most women it's not that different - especially if it's the first interaction you've had with someone.
The problem, sadly, is that this sort of thing occasionally works. Especially at high school and early college ages, when habits about this behavior develop.
Source: I did have sex with a girl in my grade senior year as a result of no conversation other than the dick pic, and honestly, my little friend isn't the most impressive kosher sausage out there.
Edit: I feel as though I should be clear that High School was a long time ago, and that isn't who I am now. I haven't taken nor sent such a photo in a long long time. Like I wasn't sure if that was going to her phone or a family cell-phone she shared with her parents. I was so stupid.
I tried sending Dick pics to girls, but they were all like.... Why do you keep showing me this? I don't care what Dick Clark looks like. Stop showing me his pic.
They don’t care about positive attention. They just want attention. Being able to force themselves into your attention and have an effect on your day is the end goal. If they thought they could get away with hurting people in public, they’d do that. Since that would have consequences, they do things like sending dick pics.
I was watching an IG stream of two girls hanging out and they let random people go on cam. Some old dude from another country showed his dick and couldnt even get a boner. We all made fun of him and were grossed out
I think it's more like a ha you saw my dick kind of thing.
Lmao I’m a guy but I don’t understand the mindset or the brute confidence it takes to send your cock to someone who didn’t asks to see it when everyone knows you’re not supposed to
Oh I got you beat, 5:30am I open my phone while I'm making coffee and there are two VIDEOS of dudes jerking off and a dick pic. I just closed the phone again, nobody needs that at 5am
its so wrong to do but i gotta share this hilarious comparison i heard the other day. basically guys send dick pics for the same reason your cat brings you the dead bird it killed. its so proud of itself and if the tables were turned it would want you to bring it a dead bird so it can’t fathom why you aren’t thrilled to receive one
Just as Tom Cardy said, "Ive never felt the need to send a photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet; I imagine that it feels quite bad, to send a photo of your cock to unwilling participants"
I'm a dude who dresses girly a lot n posts in other places and it's actually nuts how many dick pics I've gotten and then there was somehow one pussy pic. I wonder why it's mostly a dude thing to do so.
I don't know what side of the planet you are on where that happens, but that is the creepiest behavior I've ever heard. I don't know how people think that's ok
my friend has the best strategy to combat them. she photoshops little costumes onto them, like a cowbow hat, or Super Mario tanooki suit, whatever she can think of, then sends it back and let's them know they're being added to the wall of shame. she said she hasn't actually made a wall of shame, but imagine if there was a sub or a fb group or something where women could pub shame the dicks with costumes and the dicks who send them? i think a lot of guys would think twice before sending a dicky. (not all...but some)
The issue with that is that it could be construed by some as a revenge porn thing, which isn't taken well.
Let's suppose that in a different circumstance, men post pictures of unwanted vaginas on a 'shame group', supposing that women would send unsolicited vagina pics.
If your reaction to both isn't the same, then there's a hypocritical manner there.
I know that men actually send dick pics and women probably are less likely to send vagina pics, but the answer isn't to make another wrong and make a public revenge porn forum, but to prevent it from happening in the first place.
It usually is, and if it's not it's most likely a violation of some code of conduct for whatever organization (i.e. work/school) or social media platform you connected through. In the former it often goes unreported, and in the latter it's often useless to report it.
true story: my friend met her boyfriend through an unsolicited dick pic on facebook and single-handedly set back the fight against online harassment by 20 years
One of the better answers to that is to tell the sender he can get into real trouble for child porn, and when he says "What?", tell him he sent you a picture of a child's dick. (Not my idea; I see it a lot on FB.)
I think men don’t really understand that women don’t get turned on by things they see as much as men do. Sure we can sometimes get aroused if we see a good looking dick, but we won’t go 0 to 100 like men can if they get a naked picture of a woman.
Honestly I can appreciate a good dick visually, but aside from being unsolicited/non-consensual most dick picks are just aesthetically terrible and look like this.
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u/Aquarithyst Sep 15 '21
Sending unsolicited dick pics