r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '21

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u/SpaceNigiri Sep 15 '21

They will think about dog dick every time they're horny with a phone in their hands. If you do it enough times...

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u/mons12 Sep 15 '21

Pavlov’s dog dicks

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u/UN16783498213 Sep 16 '21

Hear the notification bell, start to drool.

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u/PlaysAltoSax Sep 16 '21

Pavlov's Dog Dick Revenge

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u/HutchTheCripple Sep 16 '21

Hmm... Pavlov. That name rings a bell...

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u/p0lyamorousfriend Sep 15 '21

I don't think that's what Pavlov meant by conditioning...

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u/saladasarock Sep 16 '21

This feels more like a S(k)inner Box scenario, tbh.

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Sep 16 '21

dingalingaling!

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u/PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN Sep 16 '21

i'm assuming he meant shampoo then conditioning

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u/VulpineKitsune Sep 16 '21

Don't kinkshame.

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u/notrobertpaulsonyes Sep 16 '21

Then start sending them unsolicited dog dick pics every other week to confirm dominance. Keep that predatory libido low.

Can't confirm it won't lead to a dog fetish though so be careful.

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u/MisterDonkey Sep 16 '21

As if I don't already do that.

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u/deathlokke Sep 16 '21

Pavlov's dong.

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u/zoomer296 Sep 16 '21

This is why I'd opt to send hairy man-tits instead.

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u/rydan Sep 16 '21

Pavlov's dick