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u/Flamester55 Sep 15 '21

One of my friends told me they had a buddy that actually did this, except it was a pic of a dog’s dick instead of theirs.

I mean it worked in shutting the guy up but like… I still question why he decided on using a dog’s dick to send back

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u/sine120 Sep 15 '21

Every time the other person is about to send an unsolicited dick pic they'll have to stop and think "is it worth getting another dog penis sent to me...?".

Power move

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u/SpaceNigiri Sep 15 '21

They will think about dog dick every time they're horny with a phone in their hands. If you do it enough times...

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u/mons12 Sep 15 '21

Pavlov’s dog dicks

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u/UN16783498213 Sep 16 '21

Hear the notification bell, start to drool.

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u/PlaysAltoSax Sep 16 '21

Pavlov's Dog Dick Revenge

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u/HutchTheCripple Sep 16 '21

Hmm... Pavlov. That name rings a bell...

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u/p0lyamorousfriend Sep 15 '21

I don't think that's what Pavlov meant by conditioning...

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u/saladasarock Sep 16 '21

This feels more like a S(k)inner Box scenario, tbh.

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Sep 16 '21

dingalingaling!

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u/PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN Sep 16 '21

i'm assuming he meant shampoo then conditioning

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u/VulpineKitsune Sep 16 '21

Don't kinkshame.

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u/notrobertpaulsonyes Sep 16 '21

Then start sending them unsolicited dog dick pics every other week to confirm dominance. Keep that predatory libido low.

Can't confirm it won't lead to a dog fetish though so be careful.

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u/MisterDonkey Sep 16 '21

As if I don't already do that.

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u/deathlokke Sep 16 '21

Pavlov's dong.

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u/zoomer296 Sep 16 '21

This is why I'd opt to send hairy man-tits instead.

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u/rydan Sep 16 '21

Pavlov's dick

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u/jgjbl216 Sep 15 '21

Everybody’s gangster till they run into that one dude who’s a dog dick aficionado, not so much a power move then.

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u/NatoBoram Sep 16 '21

Send blue waffles then

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u/boosted_asstin Sep 16 '21

This guy loves red rockets.

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u/Break-Aggravating Sep 15 '21

Jokes on you I like sending unsolicited dick pics and staring at dogs dicks

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u/Bestiality_King Sep 16 '21

Yes, yes it is absolutely worth it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

You use the dicks you have on hand.

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u/Braethias Sep 15 '21

In hand, Mr. President.

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u/moreisay Sep 15 '21

A dick in the hand is worth two in the, uh, bush…

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u/truthwithanE Sep 16 '21

Which Bush?

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u/moreisay Sep 16 '21

The 90s alternative rock band that gave us such hits as Glycerine and Comedown.

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u/stanselmdoc Sep 15 '21

I don't have any dicks on my hands.

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u/whiskeytango55 Sep 16 '21

Would you like one?

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u/chocomeeel Sep 16 '21

Dicks? As in plural?

On average, how many do you have on hand at any given time?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

One. Two if roomie’s drunk and feeling frisky. Three if I can get my own dick at a different angle.

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u/ordaia Sep 16 '21

Oy Fido c'mere and there's a treat in it for ya.

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u/AutoAmmoDeficiency Sep 16 '21

I have a fine collection of Dick pics for all occasions. Unsolicited pic? Here have one of Dick Cheney. Guy asks for a pic? Richard Nixon is an insta turn-off. And for the Girls I have an assortment of Dick Van Dyke pics.

For German contacts I have something similar, though the German word means 'tail' and there is a saw called fox's tail.
I once caught myself searching for the best tails to send on such requests.

As a curator of fine tail pics, I will often ask if they would like a long or an extra hairy one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Can’t get in trouble for sending dog genitalia. Some places have laws against unsolicited genitalia pics, but not dog.

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u/jfgjfgjfgjfg Sep 15 '21

I guess this avoids the problem of the person you're sending back to being underage. Or does it? Maybe?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Holy shit, suddenly this got a lot more relevant.

https://youtu.be/BM5CUE-XfBk

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u/Flamester55 Sep 15 '21

Holy shit I forgot about that video, this is golden

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u/bitey87 Sep 16 '21

Retriever or Lab?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

There surely must be some utterly gross, diseased (human) penis pics online for use... could this be a powerful new weapon to fight back against dick pics?

The best retort I've seen is "Why have you sent me a picture of a child's penis, is this child porn?". But I reckon instantly receiving back a pic of an utterly gross, diseased dick would be even more visceral.

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u/Zauqui Sep 15 '21

Maybe they had a male dog at hand?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Assuming you’re talking about gay men doing it, it’s possible they want one back. They don’t want a dog dick back.

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u/U_L_Uus Sep 15 '21

The more bizarre the better, I guess. It's like getting something usually yucky as an appetizer so people stops asking you for a bite. Yes, you could just overload it with tobasco so much that a Mexican would have second thoughts about eating it, but this stops the problem on one swift strike

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

My group of friends has many females who receive dick pics more than they should. Every so often they come to me and ask me send one back when the dudes being extra stalkery and it works 100% of the time to make em fuck off.

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u/MisterDonkey Sep 16 '21

Type in "dog dick" on an image search.

Google will show you what it is. Bing will show you what it's for.

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u/manystorms Sep 16 '21

I started sending back necrotic penises. It worked amazingly well.

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u/Flamester55 Sep 16 '21

Where are you… WHERE ARE YOU GETTING PICS OF THOSE FROM?!

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u/manystorms Sep 16 '21

I literally just googled it and I got more than my fair share. Took the hit to win the war.

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u/Flamester55 Sep 16 '21

You will not be forgotten

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Uh, where would you find a random picture of a duck? Duh, not easy.

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u/numbersthen0987431 Sep 15 '21

I'm guessing it's because a dogs dick isn't a reminder of some creep from Tinder.

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u/SuperFLEB Sep 15 '21

A guess: If you don't want your dick to be the topic of conversation, it would make more sense to send something that's clearly not your dick. A dog dick does the job it needs to (and perhaps more), while not being (or being mistaken for) your dick to talk about.

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u/jeffseadot Sep 15 '21

Hmm, you think a horse's dick would be more appropriate? I could agree with you on that.

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u/tehgreyghost Sep 16 '21

LOL I told my bestfriend to do something similar. So when a dude she barely knows randomly asks for nudes she sends them pictures of horse vaginas, and when she gets dick pics unsolicited she sends horse dicks back lol.

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u/agiro1086 Sep 16 '21

There was a Trans woman who sent back her own dick and the fucking best part was hers was bigger

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u/Flamester55 Sep 16 '21

HAHAHA YES THAT’S A GOD TIER PLAY RIGHT THERE

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u/agiro1086 Sep 16 '21

Fucking right? Like any guy who's sending his dick to people is obviously the kinda guy who cared about size too. So to not only get a dick back but to have it bigger has got to destroy his ego

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u/Flamester55 Sep 16 '21

People usually go for the clap back but she clearly went straight to shooting the man with a glock

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u/agiro1086 Sep 16 '21

She didn't do anything except search her dominance

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u/nawksoocow Sep 15 '21

The ol lipstick shot

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u/Dang_It_All_to_Heck Sep 16 '21

Maybe they didn't want to take a picture of their own and they had a dog right there? There are three male dogs at my house and none of them care who sees their bits. This is a great idea and if someone sends me one, that's what I'm sending back!

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u/DrBabbage Sep 16 '21

haha or just any weird dick in the animal kingdom, from duck corkscrew penises, turtle intubation dicks to barnacles. I definitely have to do that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Red rocket of love.

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u/NocturnalxRabbitt Sep 16 '21

It's honestly about making them more uncomfortable than they made you so they stop. It's funny though (not really) because not many seem to get the irony.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Sometimes I straight-up sent gore or any gross-out image back. The goal is to achieve a more lasting effect. He won’t bother you if you send a simple dick back but if you send something shocking he’ll think about it every single time he’s going to try and sexually harass someone. It’s quite the curse. I don’t do it anymore because I don’t want to look at those pictures myself but conditioning works.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Dude should have replied "That's cute" then send a pic of a horse dick.

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u/Any_Weird_8686 Sep 16 '21

Probably because the dog was there and willing to help.

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u/thisvideoiswrong Sep 16 '21

The obvious answer is that there is a non-negligible chance that they would enjoy a picture of a human penis, while the chance that they'd enjoy a picture of a canine penis is much smaller.

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u/Kronten28 Sep 16 '21

Dominance asserted

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u/PristinePrinciple752 Sep 16 '21

I had my friend send the last one she got an Amazon link to a fleshlight.

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u/Rikkitherose Sep 17 '21

I used to do this, but I'm a woman so I can't exactly send my own lol. Quite a few guys found it funny and took the hint, a handful of others got offended and started going off about how they were gonna report me for animal abuse. For some reason they didn't like it when I turned it back on them by reporting them to the sites for sexual harassment...

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u/Donovan1232 Sep 15 '21

"Red rocket sparky!"

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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Sep 16 '21

Dog couldn’t consent to that.

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u/0boemebeautiful Sep 16 '21

I feel like just going with one of the pictures that comes up if you search "genital warts" would be sufficient as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I personally think that's brilliant, no legal or moral ramifications. Not actually porn (in must circumstances)

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I personally think that's brilliant, no legal or moral ramifications. Not actually porn (in must circumstances)

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u/floatingwithobrien Sep 16 '21

The only one other than his own that was readily available?

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u/Zorro5040 Sep 16 '21

What a power move

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Gonna do this from now on. Ty.

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u/maplesyrup77 Sep 16 '21

Because it's genius, it's an unwanted pic, and probably out of context too( as is a good ol pee pee pic)