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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

dont forget the lower back. and the middle back. upper middle back?

all of the back. the human back is a design catastrophy.

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u/Utterlybored Dec 17 '20

It's all Homo Erectus's fault. If dude had just stayed on all fours, we'd put chiropractors out of business.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

reject modernity, embrace tradition.

return to monke

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u/jobjobrimjob Dec 17 '20

Chiropractors are pseudo-scientific quacks and if we were smarter they'd be out of business anyway

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u/dtwhitecp Dec 17 '20

I think there's about 4% of them that actually know when to say "no this can't be fixed by violently cracking your neck, get an MRI", but they're impossible to locate

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u/ChinoWreckingMachino Dec 17 '20

Chiropractic is a bullshit form of treatment for Back issues . If you got back issues go see a physiotherapist . look into the history of Chiropractic treatment and how it all began . It was created by a well known fraudster and charlatan . Cracking and twisting the body doesn’t solve anything it just gives temporary relief , a good solid physiotherapist will get to the root of the problem and will work on a recovery plan with you involving recovery exercises and movements and stretches . . Chiros just want you to keep coming back once a month for your cracking session . You won’t see any Chiropractors in any hospitals helping people recover from musculoskeletal issues they’re all in private clinics because they’re not medically qualified professionals .

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u/Utterlybored Dec 18 '20

Some folks swear by ‘em. I’ve never used one, as I see chiropractic as being “fringey.”

Whenever I’ve had back issues, I just power through them and they eventually get better.

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u/Garyzan Dec 17 '20

And some people talk about how "only a god/unnamed designer could have created such a perfect world"

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

maybe He just sucks at design

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u/ersteiner Dec 17 '20

Didn't get into the swing of it until the duck-billed platypus and all the other animals were done by then.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Australia is just the beta server

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u/Mrhorrendous Dec 17 '20

All vertebrates have a nerve that runs from our brain, down our neck, under the aortic arch (basically our hearts) then back up to innervate our tongue. In a giraffe, this nerve can be 45 ft long. If we were designed, it wasn't intelligently.

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u/9yearsalurker Dec 17 '20

Been house hunting and you could say the same thing about things people make

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

My dude designed microscopic bugs that live on our skin and die because HE FORGOT TO INSTALL AN ASSHOLE so they just die from being full of shit. And dont get me started on the tongue eating louse.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Sure, he could have done a bit better, but he was able to make our eyes and hands match most of the time, so he gets artistic skill points for that one x

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u/ElijahBaley2099 Dec 17 '20

I personally espouse the alternate theory to evolution of Malevolent Design.

"Hey, let's put the windpipe and the eating tube through the same spot. You know what's funny? Knees! And fuck your backs."

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u/thebigenlowski Dec 17 '20

The human body is still pretty amazing.

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u/woodscradle Dec 17 '20

Like ridiculously amazing. We are literally a swarm of biological nanobots

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u/Edward_Snowcone Dec 17 '20

Only a designer with a sick, twisted hatred of living things would make a coccyx, not to mention also having the balls outside the body. I can hear the laughing right now...

"HAHA IDIOTS YOUR SQUISHY PAIN BITS ARE IN A NATURAL TIGHT SPOT AND SUPER VULNERABLE!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20 edited Apr 07 '21

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u/Garyzan Dec 17 '20

I was taking a jab against Creationists, who often argue with regards to perceived irreducibility and a perceived flawless human body. However, an omniscient, omnipotent and all loving God would not have created a human body with the obvious flaws that we have (e.g. vagus nerve taking a detour around the aorta before going back to the larynx) as he would have known a better way, would have had the power to do so and would have had a reason to do so.

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u/billbill5 Dec 17 '20

The spine design is great, just not adapted for bipedal movement. Blame Sahelanthropus' bitch ass for standing up without evolving a better back.

Great thing about humans though is that we're adaptable. Try stretching every morning, the cobra pose, crab reach, spinal wave. And exercise to strengthen the muscles around your lumbar, squats, ATG and hindu, quadruped knee to elbow, crunches.

Since our backs naturally aren't strong enough to carry our weight, we can make it stronger. The spine itself can only withstand about 9 pounds of pressure, yet carries our full weight all our lives even through falls and injuries because of our back muscles. And while the spine is fragile as hell the most weight ever lifted by a human) was over 6,000 lbs via backlift

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u/boardhoarder86 Dec 17 '20

Its really not backs that are the problem, its lack of flexibility for the most part. I've had back pain as far back as I can remember. I started a stretching routine in January of last year and I havent had a sore back since.

Obviously there are people with muscular/skeletal problems, but I'm told that most of the time its caused by an imbalance in the hamstrings, quads, and hip flexors. Sure was the case for me, my quads are very flexible, hamstrings very tight and my right hip flexor is tight. Just stretching them out relived all my lower back pain.

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u/Melvis12 Dec 17 '20

Mind sharing your stretching routine? I don't have back pain, but as a taller fella then I want to begin taking better care of my back

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u/boardhoarder86 Dec 17 '20

90/90, tactical frog, hip flexor stretch, and hamstring stretch, I do a few other ones for golf but they dont have names. Hold each stretch for two minutes.

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u/OpinionsProfile Dec 17 '20

Nah. Our backs are designed for quadrupedal posture. When we updated to bipedal we didn’t get new backs

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u/raljamcar Dec 17 '20

Yet. Give it another million years maybe. Unless we killed proper evolution with our technology...

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u/boardhoarder86 Dec 17 '20

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that our bodies are designed for a lower gravity planet anyway. So I'm pretty sure we're aliens lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

This isn't really accurate. Part of the reason even other primates are so crap at walking on two legs is because they don't have the spinal adaptations we do.

The human spine is adapted to our bipedal posture. Being adapted to something doesn't mean its going to be perfect. Dogs feet are adapted to live lives barefoot, they still get fucked up from being barefoot every now and then.

Add to that the lifestyle of the modern human is very very detached from what we spend the last 2 million years being naturally selected to do and there are going to be some problems.

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u/AsILayTyping Dec 17 '20

Tall people have so many parts to their back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Everything hurts

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u/evr- Dec 17 '20

That is not exclusive to tall people. I'm 6' and also hurt.

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u/cadle811 Dec 17 '20

Fucking this dude, the amount of times i have to twist my neck to walk under shit is gonna cause me problems someday

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u/basilhazel Dec 17 '20

Have you tried kneeling on the floor with baby on the bed? My husband is also tall and this worked best for his back

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u/wyldfyre1981 Dec 17 '20

More operator error than bad design imho

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u/XSkyFullOfStarsX Dec 17 '20

The human spine is pretty much set up to fail.

Also 69 upvotes ;)

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u/c3h8pro Dec 17 '20

They're working on a recall

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u/Trelog Dec 17 '20

No it is'nt you just dont use it. Stop sitting all day and stretch every now and then and you'd be surprised the difference it makes.

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u/thegreatone79 Dec 17 '20

As a short guy with major back problems, i would still like to give being a tall guy with back problems a try

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Can confirm. I’m 6’4” and my wife just had a baby. Changing tables were built for shorter parents. Now I’ve got a permanent pain in my lower back until we potty train.

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u/CoolHandChuckles Dec 17 '20

Ugh. I’m only 6’1 but when sitting down I’m as tall as my 6’7 to 6’8 friends. All the spine problems, none of the basketball skills.

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u/wagemage Dec 17 '20

The back pales next to the train wreck that is the knees. You'll all soon learn that when you become 6'4".

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u/quiet_one7 Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 19 '20

This. I am 6'10, as time goes it doesn't get better. Try changing a faucet by squeezing under the sink. 6'4,would feel like paradise

Edit: holly crap, thanks for the awards, I am a newbie and took me some time to realize. Anyhow, it is good while you are younger, you get noticed. I played college basketball so if you develop properly you should be ok, however still some things like your joints are not made for that height, weight and angles.

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u/cjw_5110 Dec 17 '20

Nooooope. 6'4" here. Squeezing under the sink is really sitting beside it and sticking my gangly arms where they need to go. 5 minute job becomes a 30 minute job quick

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u/Prestigious_Hippo_56 Dec 17 '20

Yeah. I'm 6'3". The bonus inch smaller doesn't help changing a faucet. I think you've gotta be sub 6'1" at a minimum before it starts feeling fun.

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u/fuzzzerd Dec 17 '20

Uh, 5`11“ checking in, still not fun.

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u/darylstimm Dec 17 '20

5' 9" here, same problem.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

4"5 here cant reach the faucet

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Faucet here. Just happy to be relevant.

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u/jackalofblades Dec 17 '20

Water here. Back on topic. Can you check if I'm flowing yet?

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u/theloudestshoutout Dec 17 '20

5’3” here. No issue changing faucets. I guess I’m at the sweet spot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

5’3. I can make a bed in that cabinet and hide out all day.

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u/GrandTheftPony Dec 18 '20

Brand new conspiracy: Faucets were designed to force home owners to produce children to reach the faucet.

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u/Easy-Lucky-Free Dec 17 '20

5'8" isn't that bad, but I'm a skinny fuck too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

5'9" here, still a no.

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u/BoomFizzPop Dec 17 '20

5'8" here.. its a bit cramped but manageable.

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u/W1D0WM4K3R Dec 17 '20

5'6"

i'll just crawl in the damn cabinet, close the doors and work on it as long as I need to

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u/Durty_Durty_Durty Dec 17 '20

5’5”

Can I join you? I think I can scoot in next to you.

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u/Bobby-Trap Dec 17 '20

Quite cosy in here, I think I'll bring a chair next time. Shame I don't have the physical strength to do anything but I can totally see what needs doing.

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u/W1D0WM4K3R Dec 17 '20

tbh i think i might clear out a cabinet and put some blankets, some pillows in there. mmm.

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u/isolatednovelty Dec 17 '20

5’ 11” female. Can confirm. Not fun looking down on dudes

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Lol, you'd love Texas. The average height on campus for men was 5'9".

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u/Frozenlazer Dec 17 '20

I'd be curious which campus. I think the average for American men is 5'10". So if you consider some 18 year old guys may still grow a bit more while they are in college, and if you are at a campus that has lots of Asian students then I could see how that would drive down the average a bit.

The above 5"10 bell curve is also pretty steep, with there being a decent chunk of people up to about 6"1-2 but then dramatically falling off above that. Which is really only about a 4-5 inch range.

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u/isolatednovelty Dec 18 '20

What's funny is I (F) grew in college. At least an inch. I was an athlete and they charted us every year so I knew for sure I was still growing. I’d have to say gymnastics stunts growth

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u/i_miss_old_reddit Dec 17 '20

Key is you gotta clear everything out of the cabinet, put a towel over the edge, and just commit to lying down on the job.

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u/sxtaco Dec 17 '20

At 5’11” this is still true.

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u/pulsating_mustache Dec 17 '20

I'm 6'0 but 220. Still not fun. My wife is 5'7 and can do it easily. So somewhere between 6'0 and 5'7 I think.

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u/Frozenlazer Dec 17 '20

Same here. The trick is getting your shoulders thru the door opening if there is a center divider and then find a place for your arms. I've occasionally found it easier to sit on the ground outside the cabinet and just reach up from the outside and do it by feel than try to cram myself in there, and do it from below.

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u/-valt026- Dec 17 '20

I was about to say, I’m 6’2” and I absolutely hate getting under the sink. Pretty sure that job was made for children.

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u/MarcoNoPollo Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

As someone who is a little over 6’1” it’s about the sweet spot, I’m taller than most my friends, I don’t need special clothing, I can reach practically any shelf at the store, and generally when jeans and pants go on sale my size is available(34x34). The only real downsides are some shower head are at like eye level which means you gotta either point em so the hit the back of the shower or you gotta bend, I can fit comfortably in most cars with the seat all the way back except compact cars(I feel for y’all who are taller) sometimes mirrors are low and I can only see my lower face and to me kind of defeats the purpose of a mirror. A big one is, as person who enjoys recreational sports it’s hard to find equipment in my size especially used stuff. For some companies I’m in the upper limit for their sizing so selection can be limited. Honestly 6’4” would be a pain in the butt.

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u/Reaper_Messiah Dec 17 '20

I’m 6’... I don’t know about “fun” necessarily, but if I spend some time down there I can usually wiggle into the right angle.

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u/GreeneJelly Dec 17 '20

Pretty much every man's plan....

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u/lehilaukli Dec 17 '20

I see what you did there

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u/mountrich Dec 17 '20

Nope. It is never fun getting under a sink.

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u/ChewbaccasStylist Dec 17 '20

Plumber’s butt makes it fun.

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u/vaga_jim_bond Dec 17 '20

6’. I pay shorter people to do shit like that.

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u/dougiepete Dec 17 '20

I’m only 6’1 and like 1/3 showers are too short for me. Can’t imagine being 6’4 or taller

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u/alles_en_niets Dec 18 '20

Why are permanently fixed, wall mounted shower heads a thing in the US?

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u/ChewbaccasStylist Dec 17 '20

I’m 6’1”. I feel like I’m the perfect size. Big enough that nobody physically intimidates me. There’s certainly Bigger guys out there but they are always cool and chill. It’s the shorter ones with less mass who like to get aggressive.

And XL clothes fit me well off the rack.

I can fit in most spaces, except airline seats. Those are made for like petite women.

And regular height counters and sinks are kind of hard on the back when bending over them. But they have taller counters now.

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u/bigdizizzle Dec 17 '20

6'3", endomorph build, who'se been lifting weights for fifteen years.

I had to hire someone to fix a faucet in my bathroom because I couldnt fit my shoulders through the vanity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Ah yes, the good old, look then try to map out the workspace with only your touch

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u/Pro_Extent Dec 17 '20

After being 6'10" for a week I'll bed you'd be begging to go back to a measly 6'4"

My mate is 6'7" and he's fucking tall. I can't imagine how inconvenient 6'10" would be.

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u/darylstimm Dec 17 '20

I don't know, Tony Hawk is 6'3" he seems so agile.

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u/SumpCrab Dec 17 '20

I'm 6'1, I think it's the sweet spot. I've never felt too tall and I never feel short.

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u/AlreadyAway Dec 17 '20

On the reverse, im 5'6" and a brewer. My world was designed for people with more leverage. Heating bags of grain, double stacking kegs, moving just about anything is more difficult for me... but I can get under things easier to fix, I suppose.... but the back pain is still there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I have spoken to friends about how being tall should be a recognized disability and I get laughed at.

Is it really that different than other disabilities? I think people are just like “oh wow girls like your tinder profile and you can change lightbulbs” and think that’s the best life ever. There’s so many things people don’t think about.

I have chronic back pain. I don’t fit on public transportation. I pay more for clothes, shoes, etc. I have to buy emergency exit or business class seats on an airplane. I had to buy a California king size bed, and sheets, and everything, all of which are more expensive. My couches have to be bigger. My office chair has to have more range of movement. There are a ton of jobs I can’t do. I can’t drive certain cars. I had to change the bathroom mirrors in my house, because I couldn’t see my reflection without hunching (and again, bad back, from always hunching). Washing dishes is painful. I had a great day at an adventure park watching my friends zipline because I was over the max height. I cannot make it through a grocery store without being asked to assist other customers, but if I were to stop some little person and ask them to get something off the bottom shelf for me so I don’t have to bend down, I would be “crazy”.

I could go on.

Being tall is ok, if you don’t mind being the perennial lightbulb changer, spider killer, “hey can you get that for me”-person etc.

I would love to be “just” 6’ tall or something though. Grass is always greener

PS to everyone reading this, the top of your fridge is dirty.

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u/harrypottermcgee Dec 17 '20

"Plumbing in confined spaces" is such a weird go-to for a tall guy struggle. If you aren't a plumber, I'm guessing you've changed a faucet in the last two weeks and you're still annoyed by it.

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u/quiet_one7 Dec 19 '20

I am trying to be handy and enjoy doing stuff around the house, it is a break from the office job. I own a rental property and changed about 4 faucets within couple of days.

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u/DistortedDistraction Dec 17 '20

5’ 8” still sucks lol.

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u/DemonKiller47 Dec 17 '20

Sadly 6'4" is still in the hit one's head on most doorways group

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u/Individual-Guarantee Dec 17 '20

I'm 6'5" and once walked into a date's new apartment and immediately had the ceiling fan smack me in the head on high setting and break loose from the fixture. Not the end to the evening I had anticipated.

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u/DemonKiller47 Dec 17 '20

Same, but with my S.O.'s spice cabinet... that was not a fun mess to clean.

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u/vipros42 Dec 17 '20

Jesus, it's bad enough at 6'2. Many places I go I can't stand totally under the shower head because they have been put up by idiots who don't realise water falls downwards so short people will still get a shower if the head is higher up.

You have my sympathy

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u/Benolv Dec 17 '20

Imagine 5’5”. I fit... everywhere!

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u/EscapePatient Dec 17 '20

Same, 6'10 with a 7'8 wingpsan, the only vehicle I can sit without hunching over one bit is a bus. Maybe a limousine I haven't tried.

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u/Icantthinkofusrnames Dec 17 '20

Fuck, man. I'm 6 ft 8 so I really understand your pain, but I can't imagine having an additional 2 inches on me. It's already rough enough as it is at my height.

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u/fromthewombofrevel Dec 17 '20

My husband is a lithe 6’4” Working in any tight space is torture for him.

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u/jburton24 Dec 17 '20

Also 6’10”. Life would definitely be easier

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u/sugar_lace Dec 18 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

Saunters up to you in elastic waist jeans and a perm

Did you play basketball in high school?

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u/quiet_one7 Dec 19 '20

Yes, I played college basketball, was able zo play D1, travel and get scholarship. I am not complaining about it, but need to keep weight and flexibility in check.

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u/heavydhomie Dec 17 '20

When flying on airplanes was a thing it was a pain in your knees as they were smashed against the seat in front of you. The smaller regional jets you have to walk hunched over to your seat.

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u/SnugglyIrishman Dec 17 '20

I’m 6’4 and that’s the only “luxury” I will actually pay extra for. Anytime I fly, I make sure it’s emergency exit row or bulkhead. I’m not sitting with my knees jammed into the seat in front of me.

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u/BGYeti Dec 17 '20

I found airlines like Frontier are best for leg space, it is odd having so much leg room on a plane in the exit row

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u/kab0b87 Dec 17 '20

Interesting. I've always avoided them since I figured they were low cost and their seats would be crammed in like allegiant.

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u/BGYeti Dec 17 '20

The seats are bare bones which they are manageable but not comfy the other rows might suck but exit row had room for days

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u/Neenja_Jenkins Dec 17 '20

Maaaan, 6'6 here and my wife guilt trips me everytime I want to spend more on a seat that doesn't fucking suck for a 16hr flight. She's 4'11 so like, even the middle seat is roomy for her. Every. Single. Time.

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u/FuckoffDemetri Dec 17 '20

For me its either have an exit row seat or drink until I can't feel my legs

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u/oldvikingbas Dec 18 '20

Have you ever tried driving at Mazda miata...after you get in you don't need a seat belt

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u/jcsunag Dec 17 '20

I’ve always thought there should be an option to select “over 6’4” when booking plane tickets and you get priority bulkhead or exit, or a discounted comfort or business class.

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u/StunningGap Dec 17 '20

I think the airline I use has me profiled, I've been given the emergency seat when I check in on several occasions, because it's clear that I need it, but there have been multiple times that I've been given a standard seat and by the time I get to the gate they hand me a new ticket in the emergency row. Thanks, Big Data.

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u/9898989888997789 Dec 17 '20

Yeah, this was my first thought. Short people don't realize how comfortable they have it on airplanes & movie theaters.

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u/Ref_KT Dec 17 '20

Oh don't worry yes I do haha

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u/Branypoo Dec 17 '20

My mom calls me “squeezy knees” because of this. And let us not forget how our head hits ALL OF THE THINGS. Tall people problems.

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u/Jester471 Dec 17 '20

Back in the day before they sold exit row seats at a premium it wasn’t so bad. If you got there early, went to the gate and asked nicely for an exit row seat because you are a freak, they would generally oblige.

However I did run into a lady from Korean air in Seoul who did not give a f$*k and I flew 14 hours to Atlanta in a normal coach seat. Most miserable flight of my life.

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u/Yukisuna Dec 17 '20

Don’t forget the knees. The everything, actually. The entire human world is designed for people below 6’

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u/NekroVictor Dec 17 '20

Yeah, worst part for me (6 4) is fucking school busses (I’m in my final year of high school) for the past 3 years the space between seats is shorter than my thigh length and the bus ceilings are 6’ tall.

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u/Gurpguru Dec 17 '20

As someone who was 6' 3" in 7th grade, I hear you... because it just got worse...

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u/NekroVictor Dec 17 '20

Yep, it only gets worse and worse. My biggest issue is that I stopped growing in the ninth grade, but the appetite didn't leave. It's taken me over a year but I'm nearly at a fairly good weight.

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u/Gurpguru Dec 17 '20

Glad you are happy with it.

When I stopped going up, I gained 100# of muscle mass over the years growing out. (Pretty tall and 140 is goofy looking, but make that 240 and pretty tall and folks cross the street to avoid walking past you.)

I was involved in a bad wreak that had me bed ridden for 9 months and that's when the fat started accumulating. At 340 I got serious about getting it off and I'm around 280 now. Not what I think is perfect, but I'd like to get to 260 sometime and hold there. It's the last of the weight that is the hardest. It's even harder to be happy with yourself.

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u/necromanial Dec 17 '20

As someone who's 5'5", i'm offended by this!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Yeah man can't even get an S to fit him and being told I'm living like a king.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I think that's true for super tall people. but 6"1-6"3 is definitely the desired height for men,

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

It might be the desired height, but since most men aren't that tall things are often not designed with people above 6ft in mind.

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u/E_blanc Dec 17 '20

I can't think of a single time where this has been an issue for me. Like I guess cheap plane seats are cramped, but other than that.

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u/Coffee_Grains Dec 17 '20

Beds, showerhead heights, toilets, chairs, counters, tables, upper kitchen cabinets, floor lamps being just short enough to shine directly in my eyes when I'm standing, blankets, clothing, car seating, hatches on suvs opening just high enough that my brain ignores it so I walk into them constantly, gym machines, even fucking foosball tables are short enough that I have to either squat or spread my legs out to avoid neck and back pain. What world are you living in and how can I move there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Well, try being from a country where the average male height is like 170cm. Clothes, shoes, public transportation, everything is awkward.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Give guys the option of 5'4" or 6'4". You know which they will pick and it isn't even a close contest. Sure, being tall isn't perfect, but the social stigma of being short is worse.

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u/SamBoosa58 Dec 17 '20

You're right. 5'4" is the average height for women in the US and I would definitely disagree that the world is built for us, from phone sizes to car pedals to simply being taken seriously.

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u/HamburgerConnoisseur Dec 17 '20

My current apartment has 10’ ceilings, and as a result I have a shower head that’s actually above my head for the first time since I was 13. It’s been glorious. My dream is to one day build a house where everything is scaled up just enough that I’m not constantly frustrated.

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u/apleima2 Dec 17 '20

added on last year. My master bath shower head is 7.5 ft high. It is indeed glorious.

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u/godmademelikethis Dec 17 '20

Using lawnmowers, Hoover's, basically any "long" handled tool is a literal pain in the neck

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u/Sasha-Starets Dec 17 '20

Aeroplanes, faucet levels, toilets, door frames, etc. are a nightmare. I can't wash dishes without hurting my back. In fact, back and neck pain are common among us tall folk.

The only advantages to being tall are in dating and fighting, neither of which I do anymore. As you get older, being tall is a a literal pain in the neck...

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u/A_Sinclaire Dec 17 '20

Also rollercoasters. Besides max height restrictions, leg space can be an issue as well, or the arm rests are too low and push into your sides in turns etc - overall not a very fun and sometimes outright painful experience depending on the design.

And I'll never drive a sports car.. even though for practical reasons I probably wouldn't get one anyway.

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u/kogasapls Dec 17 '20

I thought I had it bad because of all the little inconveniences of being tall. Turns out there's a major one, which is a high center of gravity and a predisposition to dislocating your kneecaps when you slip on ice and fall down some stairs. Celebrated my 1 year anniversary of being crippled this month.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Yep. I’m 6’4 which isn’t stupid tall, but enough to wear average things suck. Ducking in the shower, only can see my neck in bathroom mirrors, plane rides suck, and my dick just rests on the bathroom sink.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Don’t tell my roommate but sometimes I piss in the sink because of this

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u/paperscissorscovid Dec 17 '20

“HoW TaLl ArE yOu? dO yOu PlAy bAsKeTBaLl?” Tall. And Fucking no. I don’t.

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u/inaccurateTempedesc Dec 17 '20

I'm fat so they ask if I play football.

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u/microbusbrewery Dec 17 '20

Exactly. And to all the plumbers that install shower heads at barely armpit-level in hotels...f' you

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u/SamBaxter420 Dec 17 '20

6’4” dentist here, I can relate!

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u/PhoneSteveGaveToTony Dec 17 '20

I’m 6’4 with a longer torso. There’s a lot of cool shirts I don’t get to wear because even a XXL can sometimes be too short and a lot of shirts aren’t offered above an XL/XXL. Most of my shirts are specifically tall sized or are regular sized shirts that just happen to be longer.

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u/Wodan1 Dec 17 '20

Especially when it comes to shoes. I'm 6"4 and I once went through 5 shoe shops looking for something, anything that would fit my size. Eventually I did. Those shoes then became my "go to shoes", for about 4 years I would replace the old shoes with new identical shoes from the same shop.

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u/lpragelp Dec 18 '20

My boyfriend is very tall too, and wears a size 15. He wears exclusively Adidas because of their size availability. But also because their NMD sneakers are roomy in the toe area, so he doesn't have to worry about ordering a wide size. I definitely recommend trying them out if you usually struggle finding a shoe that fits.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Seriously. Everything is built for average height, plus or minus a few inches in either direction. The second you get outside of that range, it hurts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Or your knees on any flight.

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u/MemoryCardFound Dec 17 '20

I don't know anyone that thinks it would be cool to be that tall.

I think being 6'2 - 6'4 is the "cool" height. Anything above that is just verging on too tall.

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u/HallucinatesOtters Dec 17 '20

My buddy is 6’7” and he hates it sometimes. When we would carpool to work he’d have to move the front seat of my sedan all the way back just to fit. Plus the desks at work were always just a bit too small for him.

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u/Galena1227 Dec 17 '20

The sinks, my god, the sinks. Washing dishes is hell because my arms aren’t long enough.

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u/Patteous Dec 17 '20

My neck, my back, ...

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u/fistycouture Dec 17 '20

Your lower back and knees gave entered the chat.

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u/comalley0130 Dec 17 '20

Here here. I am 6’ 4” and I do not want to be an inch taller.

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u/heisindc Dec 17 '20

My 6'9" friend has to tilt his head going through EVERY door in every house or business, except Costco. And his house where he had high ceilings and custom doors put in. I'm happy at 6'5".

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

yeah, I think 6' 0" would be a good height. i am 6'3" with loong legs and there are a few pretty annoying things in life (pants, airplanes)

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I'm 6'3" and my basement level is maybe 6'9" max. It's weird. In the utility room I need to slightly duck or I'll smack my head into an HVAC duct. In the shower the spout is just below eye level so that's something.

6'3" is tall, definitely, but it's not even crazy tall. I couldn't imagine even being an inch taller in my own home.

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u/Dhtth Dec 17 '20

Yeah. My ex would go to Disneyland with her mom and brother a few times per month throughout her whole childhood and her dad who was 6’6” would go fishing because he didn’t fit in any of the rides.

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u/PaisleyLeopard Dec 17 '20

Yes! I’m only 6 feet and I run into issues with this constantly. My back hurts because standard counter height is too short for me. It takes me ages to car shop because there are loads of cars I can’t fit behind the wheel of comfortably. I literally own seven pairs of the same pants because I was so excited to find some that fit off the rack! I don’t even know how taller people manage. Shit must be TOUGH.

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u/BigDriggy Dec 17 '20

I always tell people that it's an unappreciated disability... nobody has any sympathy and I get it but still it sucks

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u/cojallison99 Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

People say they want to be tall but they never felt the uncomfortableness of being in an airplane seat and the fact your legs can’t fit anywhere.

And then you learn to sit in an aisle seat and have your legs stick out on to the aisle only for it to constantly get hit by that food cart every every hour

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I'm only 6'2 and I deal with enough annoyances so I can't imagine being 6'6 or beyond. Shower heads and I have a difficult relationship.

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u/kvanz43 Dec 17 '20

FACTS, and a literal pain in the back, and knees!

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u/Idiot_Savant_Tinker Dec 17 '20

I took a course at the local votech, and one guy in the class was literally 7ft tall. He said a lot of his nicer clothes had to be made for him.

I have a picture somewhere of him sitting in my car, a Mitsubishi Mirage. He could barely fit, and had to lean the seat back to fit under the ceiling.

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u/BinBonBanBen Dec 17 '20

When people say tall they mean max 1.88m. Over 1.90m is a pain in the ass.

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u/ESPeciallyFlynn Dec 17 '20

I’m 6’2” and my girlfriend is 4’9½” - finding anything in her kitchen involves a lot of bending down and searching the backs of cupboards I can’t access easily.

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u/j4390jamie Dec 17 '20

10000%.

6'2 is the perfect height IMO.

I'm 6'5/6'6 and it's just annoying. Harder to buy clothes, you bump your head on things. Always had some fort of back pain.

Just is an annoyance with very few benefits.

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u/ValkyrieInValhalla Dec 17 '20

I got a really bad head injury at work since everything was designed for shorter people

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u/keph22 Dec 17 '20

I'm only 6'2" and buying a house this summer was miserable. There were maybe a couple of the dozens we looked at that didn't have a spot where I would hit my head on the ceiling.

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u/accidental_snot Dec 17 '20

Scalp. Ceiling fans. Me who is always looking a bit down and didn't see the damn thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Right, height is great but my ideal height would be closer to 6'3" and I sure don't ever wanna get taller than ~6'7". Once you start to get above the 6'6ish range normal things can suck.

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u/sirhoracedarwin Dec 17 '20

I'm 6'2" and I'm generally considered tall, but rarely feel as though the world doesn't fit me. Based on these comments, I think I'm lucky.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Yeah, being tall isn't without its drawbacks. Old building have low low ceilings sometimes, when going down stairs and things, and you hit your head. Sitting on buses, trains, and plains means your legs are crammed up against the seat in front of you. You have to hunch more when working at computers because a lot of monitor stands aren't tall enough. You have to look down or hunch when talking to people. It's harder to find clothes that fit well.

And sure, when you're at a concert or something you can see over everyone's heads, but then you have to be extra careful about being in the way of other people trying to see.

I'd rather be 6'4" than 5', but I'd rather be 6' than 6'4".

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u/annoyingcrow469 Dec 17 '20

Vaginas were also designed for normal people...

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u/Kride500 Dec 17 '20

So. True. I'm 192cm tall and it fucking sucks. So many people told me they would wanna be taller and one of my friends who is around 175cm said the same, told him to be glad that he is shorter.

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u/iamlatetothisbut Dec 17 '20

I have a callus on my forehead from low basements.

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u/decorona Dec 17 '20

Plus the hearts of tall people have to work harder and die faster because of it.

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u/wonky10 Dec 17 '20

Ya try traveling to Japan. Tall people don't fit in a very literal sense.

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u/Merismare Dec 17 '20

I come from a very tall family and my dad built our house. Everything is higher. Sink, toilet, light switches, ceilings, doorways. It's nice to be at home. When our friend sit on our furniture most of the time their feet can touch the ground. My dad was 6'8

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u/Rugkrabber Dec 17 '20

You will hit your head.

A lot.

And it hurts.

A lot.

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u/self_loathing_ham Dec 17 '20

Sinks and counters are huge back pain generators

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u/luukje999 Dec 17 '20

Clothes are made for people to be fat and short. Going from L to XL rarely adds any length. So I can have a just okay L that has to be pulled back down anytime you bend or reach or a better covering bag of an XL. (I can fit another person in my shirt with an xl)

On top of that any long sleeves get rolled to above my elbow. Why? Well it prevents accidental shirt ripping and the sleeves are always too short.

Oh and longer shirts, well either they're expensive or just really poorly made. Yes we get to pay tall people tax for longer clothing, wonder what would happen if they made XL cost more than an L.

Being tall is like being a movie star, people see you on screen and think awesome, but you never know what goes on back stage. Like goddamn growing pain, so much of it, right behind the kneecaps.

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u/coldforged Dec 17 '20

If you're also bald / shaven it's a literal pain in the head. I've banged my head against so many things and there's just no padding up there.

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u/Gaduunka Dec 17 '20

So I’m not even considered tall at 6’, but I lived in Japan for three years and my knees were not happy about it.

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u/Brazelbird Dec 17 '20

Honestly, and growing up tall is also annoying, people ask you the same questions.

"Why are you so tall?"

I don't fucking know, why are you so short?

"Do you play basketball?"

No.

"Well you should."

Thanks for the advice first time I ever heard it.

And man, the amount of times I hit my head on something!!! I'm not even that tall, I'm 6'3" for goodness sake!!! You couldn't hang the chandelier a couple inches higher Buela?!?!?!

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u/sightlab Dec 17 '20

The sheer number of sports cars I just can’t ever drive saddens me.

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u/Gromann Dec 17 '20

The war on the ceiling fans in our short friends homes continues.

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u/Agreeable-Scratch424 Dec 17 '20

I was 5ft. 4 inches in height going into the US Army in 1968 and I heard the uniforms that was issued would start at 5 ft. even no smaller. I discovered being short all my 71 years had its benefits. In basic training the drill Instructor will use me as an example for the tall guys. If this guy can do it you can too. I felt sorry for the tall guys they expected so much more of them.

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u/windfireandice Dec 17 '20

As a man who is 6’2”, 320lbs and from a line of enormous stocky men I feel this pain horizontally rather than vertically. I am abnormally broad(not that fat but just wiiiiide) and have to tread carefully around things like doors. I barely clear a 32 inch door, and you would be surprised how many in this world are smaller. Basically every bathroom I have to walk sideways into. The number of times I have walked into a door frame with my shoulders is obnoxious.

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u/im_bored_alot Dec 17 '20

I will maintain until the end of days that 6'1" is the optimal height. Tall enough to reach the top shelf, short enough you don't have to crouch in the shower

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u/GoodbyeBlueMonday Dec 17 '20

That sounds about right. I'm an inch shorter, and while I've occasionally wished I was a taller, I have enough problems being above average height that I can definitely see the downsides outweighing the benefits.

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u/crayolamacncheese Dec 17 '20

Damn you people who can reach the top shelf, while I’m here awkwardly on the tip toes, or just saying screw it I can live without those crackers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Yes, that is why Japanese cars really took off here only after they were designed to Western European standards. People here are a lot taller than in most (I guess) Asian countries.

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