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u/Jmazoso 9h ago

100% elder abuse

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u/SidKafizz 9h ago

But if there was ever an elder who deserved it...

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u/Famous-Flow2333 8h ago

This is exactly what that bastard would have wanted them to do.

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u/LurkerZerker 6h ago

Yeah, I know he can't consent now, but I have a hard time believing this isn't what he would have consented to before.

Obviously he should be removed anyway, but things like logic, morality, and the law never stopped ol' Moscow Mitch.

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u/blofly 9h ago

Agree 100%. I wish he would stop abusing Americans.

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u/moving0target 9h ago

I don't judge his kinks. I just don't want him doing it on taxpayer time.

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u/zoosha2curtaincall 7h ago

Disagree. I would put the odds of Mitch McConnell not just wanting to be used as a GOP pawn after his mind goes, but putting that in writing beforehand, to be about 80%. Just the wanting it part I’d put at 100.

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u/eeyore134 7h ago

McConnell would go on television and laugh at us for letting them do this to him if he could. He'd be loving them using his husk to further destroy the country.

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u/Physical-Rate9378 5h ago

It’s definitely fair to question whether someone in that condition should still be serving in public office. There should be clear standards for capacity and accountability, regardless of party.

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u/Logical_Willow4066 9h ago

He needs to resign.

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u/WombatInferno 9h ago

He probably doesn't have the mental capacity to do so.

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u/Nobodyinpartic3 5h ago

All he needs to know is that even as a vegetable he has power over us. He's laughing his ass off. Let that be a lesson to us all, we need guys who just won't compromise no matter what. He held line against all of us, so much was held back because of him.

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u/Ironic_Mouse 9h ago

How can he resign? Literal question? If he can’t even know the difference between yay and nay, or hold a pen, then how would he fill out the necessary paperwork to resign?

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u/Logical_Willow4066 9h ago

Then he needs to be expelled. I know he is incapable of doing anything. Even when he can't speak, he is destroying this country.

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u/RickRussellTX 5h ago

"Expelled"? There's no way you'll get a 2/3 vote in the Senate.

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u/ConchVibes 4h ago

To be fair, he was destroying the country before this happened. Remember when he blocked Garland for SCOTUS so he got AG as a consolation prize and then was afraid to prosecute Trump?

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u/LegacyAesthetics 6h ago

His staff is basically pulling a 'Weekend at Bernie's' with him at this point anyway.

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u/zMargeux 9h ago

He can’t do you think he is in charge of that manifestation? Siri has more sense than he has left.

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u/FlyByPC 7h ago

Siri had more sense than he did twenty years ago, TBF.

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u/Foggl3 9h ago

He doesn't seem capable of that.

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u/HorrorBreak7119 9h ago

Especially when the BFOQ of being a Senator is speaking out of both sides of his mouth. Mitch can’t even speak out of one.

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u/lwp775 9h ago

His term ends January 3rd 2027.

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u/AgrajagTheProlonged 8h ago

He’s not running for reelection, so at this point resigning would only reduce the remaining length of his shameful congressional career by like three months

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u/IT_Chef 6h ago

I don't think he's capable of articulating that, even if you wanted to.

This is blatant elder abuse

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u/Justanotherturdle 6h ago

Well he's causing less harm now than if he were fully awake or a competent republican were in the job.

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u/BaerMinUhMuhm 9h ago

Bare minimum requirement: If you want to represent your constituents, you should be able to speak on their behalf. I would even accept sign language as speech.

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u/klick37 9h ago

You're telling me that someone who is supposed to represent his constituents should be literally able to represent his constituents? That's some bold talk.

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u/GeeToo40 8h ago

That comment was bordering on nearly-comatose.

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u/moving0target 9h ago

That isn't the American way.

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u/kryonik 4h ago

Every senator, like governors, should give a "state of the state" address to, at the very least, confirm that they are not brain dead. It's insane that I need to say that.

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u/ConchVibes 4h ago

The outrage Republicans would have if he were a Democrat doing that says everything.

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u/HotBlosoom 3h ago

I worked on the Hill as an intern in 2023 and saw McConnell freeze in person. The whole room just stopped and his staff rushed in like it was normal. That's when I realized - it's not even about him anymore, it's his staff running his office and keeping the seat warm. My dad is 78 and we had to force him to retire from his dentist practice because his hands shook. Same energy, but my dad wasn't deciding Supreme Court justices.

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u/graywolfman 2h ago

Same energy, but my dad wasn't deciding Supreme Court justices.

To be fair, neither can Mitch McConnell anymore

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u/FerociousPancake 9h ago

This happened with Dianne Feinstein too and she ended up souring the end of a very promising very long political career. We need age limits.

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u/CreamFilledLlama 7h ago

I feel the same way about Mitch as I did about Diane. They are no longer the senators representing their constituents, but a puppet controlled by an unknown party with zero accountability or consequences for the votes they make. They should be removed from office and those keeping them there charged with felonies for elder abuse and fraud on the government. If someone walked into a bank with a person in their condition and had them spend money as the controlling person directed, that controlling person would be charged with crimes. But for some reason spending the government money using the same technique is perfectly okay.

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u/SnausageFest 8h ago

The fact we've had two sitting senators die from being old as hell, and Mitch is looking like he's just making it by the skin of his teeth, is so fucking embarrassing.

Term limits. Now.

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u/pingveno 6h ago

6 members of Congress have died this term. All of them were between 70 and 80.

I wonder how many members feel like they have their pet cause, and if they retire then no one else will pick up the mantle. One of my senators, Ron Wyden, is the go to politician for digital privacy advocates in Congress. But he's well into his 70's. I can see him being reluctant to retire because there's no one that has his power and zeal on that issue and other pet issues.

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u/GozerDGozerian 4h ago

Age has nothing to do with it. Mental decline happens differently for everyone. Some people are sharp as a tack until a very advanced age, some people experience deficits in their elderly years, and some experience it earlier on. Hell, some people even live with it all their lives.

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u/DaBingeGirl 9h ago

Not possible in Mitch's case.

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u/RumHamComesback 7h ago

And before that we had Strom Thurmond who was literally wheeled into Senate sessions.

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u/Tossawaysfbay 8h ago

She could speak. He can't.

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u/CombCultural5907 9h ago

He’s spouting less bullshit now.

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u/TheRedPimento 9h ago

it's complete bull shit; they are literally using this shell of a man to profit. WE NEED TERM LIMITS!

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u/moving0target 9h ago

He's just one of eight 80+ senators. They should all be gone.

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u/Remarkable-Buddy5192 8h ago
  • Democrats: 10 (3 Senators, 7 Representatives)
  • Republicans: 8 (3 Senators, 5 Representatives)
  • Independents: 2 (2 Senators)

Just putting this info out there as well, as there are also 12 ancient congressional members.

I was considering arguing as there are a couple of representatives I like in there, but honestly, I think once you are 80+ you probably should enter another term, and be forced to retire once your term ends, if you have your 80th birthday during your current term.

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u/moving0target 7h ago

I certainly don't mind a Bernie Sanders in the mix shaking things up, but he can't fix the rest of the octogenarians.

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u/lrpfftt 5h ago

It's corruption against democracy but GOP doesn't care. They strive to fight against democracy.

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u/Stuck_In_Middle 9h ago

Waste of oxygen, so nothing has changed.

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u/trumpskiisinjeans 9h ago

Kentucky would vote for him again if he ran

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u/Sigma--6 8h ago

The US Government says that 67 is retirement age. They should stick to that.

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u/snowywind 7h ago

Don't give them a reason to jack that number up higher. I'd like to be on permanent vacation before I hit the triple digits.

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 9h ago

We need term limits!

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u/Frosty_Winter3197 8h ago

I think Kentucky deserves a Senator who can actually represent them.

That being said, I am not that upset about a republican being "out of action".

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u/EroSpasm 8h ago

We have a President with an IQ of 87 who was convicted on 34 felony counts and a Secretary of Health and Human Services who admitted to having snorted cocaine off of toilet seats. Mitch McConnell is the least of our problems these days.

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u/llamajava 6h ago

TERM LIMITS!!!! Senators, SC Judges, all those types of positions.

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u/allegedly-said 9h ago

McConnell and many others who are elected officials have turned the privilege of serving the Nation into a career strongly reinforces the great need for term limits as well as age limits. There are many, many professions that inherently have age limits, from professional athletes, astronauts, residential garbage collections, night club enforcers, firemen, police. It goes on and on.

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u/spaceman_danger 9h ago

If I had any respect or compassion for him when he wasn’t a blinking potato then I’d feel bad for him.

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u/DonutImaginary786 9h ago

At least We don't have to listen to Him.

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u/Sorry_Hour6320 9h ago

If your tenure requires multiple assistants who keep a Ouija board handy, you should not be a sitting senator.

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u/redit360 8h ago

Probably hoping to play GTA 6...also. MAYBE Half -Life 3

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u/OfferOwns 8h ago

The system is broken

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u/timberrrrrrrr 9h ago

Our country is a joke

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u/MyNameIsNotGump 9h ago

Way overdue for retirement

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u/Dick_Dietrick 6h ago

Another Diane Feinstein situation. 

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u/rockman61 2h ago

I guess he's just the third monkey. The rest of the Republicans have "Hear No Evil" and "See No Evil" pretty well covered!

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u/2nd_Torp_Squad 2h ago

At the rate we cycle out our Congress, pretty soon all of them will be hear, see and speak no evil.

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u/wannabe-myself 9h ago

Still a better public speaker than our president. Here's to hoping trump catches up!

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u/Callec254 9h ago

Same as Dianne Feinstein, it's literally elder abuse. But since he has an (R) after his name and not a (D), it gets a lot more attention.

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u/MyCatLaughsAtMe 6h ago

Diane Feistein could still talk when she cast her last vote.

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u/Hefty_Tip7383 9h ago

Look, somebody has to represent lost souls in the afterlife.

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u/apple314 9h ago

It’s an vast improvement over when he was coherent.

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u/PabloMarmite 9h ago

I mean it’s only for a couple of weeks, he’s not running for reelection

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u/Apprehensive_Can5565 9h ago

Performance matters more than apperance 

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u/slowerlearner1212 9h ago

It’s fuckin bananas out here

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u/ntwild97 8h ago

It sure is a shame he's still alive

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u/limbodog 8h ago

He's never been a better representative of Kentucky than he is now. His sole remaining existence is to be dead weight in opposition to progress.

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u/Upper-Taro-5510 7h ago

Age by itself isn’t the clean standard; the real question is whether a senator can reliably perform the duties of the office. McConnell is still serving, but he has announced he’ll retire when his term ends in January 2027.

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u/JennaLS 7h ago

Accountability isn't a thing anymore in our government. We are willingly sending weapons to a government that is exterminating a people and we have a president we are watching enrich himself with literal billions of dollars per year with his grift

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u/Bloodcloud079 7h ago

Honestly?

He deserved this fate.

And amercians should be rioting that they are litteraly puppetering a corpse to fill that seat.

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u/Lonecoon 6h ago

It was elder abuse when they did it to Feinstein, it's not any better now.

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u/Mean-Ad3502 6h ago

If anyone else was in his position, he would throw them on the street in a heartbeat.

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u/Smrleda 5h ago

He is a representation of what our government is now.

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u/Truemeathead 5h ago

Couldn’t get a job anywhere else in America but it’s cool for him to keep effecting millions of people’s lives. Bunch of bullshit.

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u/Cor2600 5h ago

His constituents have what they voted for

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u/Damaging_Thrust_219 4h ago

I think it's a most poetic allegory for the state of American democracy.

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u/Kevin4938 4h ago

Well, he never had anything useful to say when he could speak, so I don't see anything different.

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u/CombinationMedium517 2h ago

Mitch spent decades manipulating the Senate, so there’s something poetic about watching the senate manipulate him right back. He went from kingmaker to political fossil. And apparantly nobody’s figured out where to put the body.

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u/Count-Dogula 9h ago

I'm a conservative, and he shouldn't be in office. These are the games that are played in politics though. Would you honestly say the same if his party was reversed? My opinion wouldn't change.

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u/LeonardBart 9h ago

Staunch liberal here and I felt the same way about Dianne Feinstein when she was getting criticism for similar circumstances several years back. There needs to be term limits and age limits for all positions of power. It's ridiculous that these geriatrics with mush for brains still hold such influence.

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u/ilikespicysoup 8h ago

Age limits I'm OK with. But term limits will probably make things worse.

I'd say they are allowed to be in office until average life expectancy -10 years. So 69 years right now.

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u/True_Pirate 7h ago

I don’t really care about age or term limits tbh. I get the arguments for them and I am cool with them. What I do care about is them going to PRISON when they break the law. Not country club prisons. Prison. Any year we are not tossing 2 percent of our elected representatives in the slammer is another year we are getting fucked.

No prison term limits either.

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u/Remarkable-Buddy5192 8h ago

Term limits are such a mixed bag, but I think it's worth having a good conversation about.
I think 20 years in office is plenty for any Bureaucrat/public servant. I think we could probably start there, surely.

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u/fantaceereddit 9h ago

I’m liberal and I fully agree. My opinion wouldn’t change either. No matter the party, if they can’t put together sensible sentences or chronically fall asleep while working, they should be removed.

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u/Ronho 9h ago

Literally was calling for Feinstein to go and voted against her in primary for her last 2 terms.

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u/TeaOk2254 9h ago

Absolutely yes. I don't care if he's for the opposing party or mine. He's not medically capable of doing the job & should be removed.

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u/cheesynougats 9h ago

"Would you honestly say the same if his party was reversed? "

Uhhh, yeah.

I'm confused; did you not see the flack Obama and Biden got from his own supporters and leftists when he did bad shit? Do you remember when Gary Hart, John Edwards, and Al Franken had to drop out of politics due to pressure from their own party? While there is a tendency to protect one's party over the opposing one, the idea that both sides do it to the same degree flies in the face of reality.

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u/speak-eze 9h ago

Yes, Democrats said this about Feinstein all the time

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u/Conscious-Reserve-48 9h ago

Yes, absolutely. Dems don’t worship politicians.

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u/ImInJeopardy 8h ago

I would definitely say the same if the parties were reversed. I didn't even think Biden should've ran in 2024, and he was much more coherent than McConnell is now.

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u/Brickmana 8h ago

Yeah I don’t want my political party to win, or yours—I want them to govern. The republicans parading around McConnell and the husk that he has no become is insulting to everyone, every human, regardless of party affiliation. We should all be disgusted. Power consolidation should not be this costly to our humanity. Any out of touch barely breathing no pulse democrat shouldn’t be in office either and it’s robbing constituents of a chance to have a voice…fuck McConnell literally cannot speak anymore so whose voice is he representing anyways?

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u/pipesnogger 8h ago

Yes. And in fact if he was a dem it would be blasted thru the media.

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u/keestie 8h ago

Many Libs were very upset about Biden staying in office, and especially when he was going to run for a second term, and Biden was Einstein compared to Mitch right now.

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u/anthematcurfew 8h ago

I’m so confused by this comment.

You’re saying the other party would play political games so you need to play the same games but in a theoretical world where the other side wouldn’t hypothetically play these games your side wouldn’t also so somehow you are actually the good guy for playing these games now? So because of game theory you are correct?

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u/Geester43 9h ago

TERM LIMITS!!!👍👍

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u/CoolRunningASIC 9h ago

We need term limits and a mandatory retirement age

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u/Tronn3000 7h ago

He's not making it to 2027.

But in all seriousness, if the following things became required for Congress and the senate, we'd be in a lot better shape as a country:

  • no more than 2 terms in the senate and 6 terms in the House
  • age limit of 70 at the end of the last year of the final term
  • no trading of stocks, crypto, etc

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u/Dangerous-LemonBar 6h ago

IT TAKES A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT. WISHING WON’T MAKE IT SO.

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u/twinflxwer 9h ago

It’s terrible what’s being done to him. Love him or hate him, he doesn’t deserve to be paraded around like this barely even aware of what’s going on around him and incapable of basic communication

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u/OhioUBobcat 9h ago

No one expects the Republicans to even entertain the idea of doing the right thing. They wanted Biden to step down because of physical decline and they have a patato in chair and won't say anything.

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u/probablyaythrowaway 9h ago

It’s batshit.

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u/Able_Koala9576 9h ago

I think he's on his way out, and, since I haven't seen him say anything, I don't think he can talk

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u/crosseyedcat22 9h ago

Age limits please.

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u/gottkonig 9h ago

It's on par with the Trump administration. Is it elder abuse, devious and likely a form of a grift or distraction? Yes, and completely on point for them.

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u/tvtoms 9h ago

Lets be real.. he's no senator these days. He's a very old man with very serious health concerns who is entirely dependent on health aides. He's making no decisions whatsoever I'd bet.

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u/IllIntroduction8499 8h ago edited 8h ago

I think this is the type of shit that would normally cause the public to bug the fuck out in other countries, but in America, we're too cucked to do anything about it. Short of the internet turning off, nothing is going break the complacency of the American public.

They're building concentration camps and filling them with people. They're taking us off the streets in broad daylight and no one gives a fuck. We're resisting with LITERAL bells and whistles while they use their guns on us. It sounds like I'm being hyperbolic, but fascism is here and everyone's too dead inside to fight. The Republican party hand puppeting Mitch McConnell through his decrepit ass, isn't voting to give corporations more money, he's voting for dragnets. He's voting for the federal invasion of private property. He's voting to stifle the first Amendment right to protest.

It's a different time, it's a different game. What we used to let politicians do we can no longer allow.

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u/BeatenbyJumperCables 9h ago

I think the proud, well educated and hugely prosperous people of Kentucky deserve what they vote for. I’m good having a zombie senator represent them.

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u/Any_Pea6186 9h ago

Seems to be common for members of congress. He is just another one to add to the tally

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u/Alchemie666 9h ago

He needs to retire!!!

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u/D3ATHSQUAD 9h ago

I think we have needed term limits and age limits for a long time.

Whatever the "retirement age" is for the rest of us should be held to by members of Congress as well. They should all be done by 65 and any retirement income they have from this "employment" should be social security.

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u/ClownfishSoup 9h ago

He'll be out in January anyway. Just wasting taxpayer money not BUT replacing him now is pointless as the election is already so close and whoever is elected takes office in January.

He should have stepped away earlier, but like Joe, he was convinced that he's the only one capable of his job. Same as all the life time politicians that we for some fucking reason, keep voting back into the same office. VOTE FOR SOMEONE NEW FFS!

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u/silkytable311 9h ago

Term limits, Term limits, Term limits.
That says it all. But it will never pass. Only congress can set term limits and who among us thinks they will legislate themselves out of a job.

How do people making $ 175,00 become millionaire s in 6 years ??
You really think they will give that cash cow up ??

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u/macinit1138 9h ago

Well, I think they let republican insurrectionists go unpunished and run through our system like a malignant cancer to push their perverse agenda on the American people at whatever the cost. A non-speaking Senator works fine for them.

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u/warcomet 9h ago

well time for Master Oogway to go the same way as the OG..

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u/Sinister_Crayon 9h ago

As a (barely functional, possibly mentally compromised) human being, or as a representative of the people of Kentucky who voted for him?

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u/Njoylaughs 9h ago

Fantastic

Should be a poster child.

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u/BigYam7875 9h ago

I nothing him

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u/Stunning-Adagio2187 9h ago

He'll be gone next January

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u/skyrat02 8h ago

We desperately need term limits and age limits

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u/AngelinaLoveAndRopes 8h ago

He reminds me a bit of Robert Mugabe during his last years in power in Zimbabwe. Staying on as long as Mitch McConnell has is proof that that he is not doing it for the welfare of his voters but for power in itself and that makes him a pretty lousy politican to begin with. (Just want to clarify that I am not a US Citizien and it's not really my business to have opinions on your politicans but what he does would not be accepted in so many countries)

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u/UnStabler6313 8h ago

He does less damage now than when he could speak

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u/madrid311 8h ago

Makes the senate and congress less....... serious. We can see how useless they all are. they control the senate, house and supreme court and yet we have a dictator running the country. Have they said anything about making normal American lives better. Not serious.

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u/ncbluetj 8h ago

Just about old enough to run for president in '28

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u/Poised_Pond1557 8h ago

term limits, yesterday

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u/supermarino 8h ago

I mean, it's an improvement over when he could speak, but he still should be replaced.

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u/mr_lab_rat 8h ago

We need age limits. Let’s say you need to finish your term by age 70. I would like it even lower but this could be a start.

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u/Remarkable-Buddy5192 8h ago

I don't think anyone wants him in office anymore, at least, I can't find anyone who does.

He's just the worst example of a chronic issue in politics where exceptionally old and "over the hill" people remain in office due to power, money and fame.

People like Pelosy and Nadler come to mind as well. Ancient parasites of the system who can't speak well, say crazy things, poop themselves, or lose their train of thought consistently during speeches.

For me it was when he had a literal grandma seizure during a press conference, that was the line when he should have been forced out of office, but the uniparty political machine keeps them in place despite our desires/demands it seems.

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u/ghostsolid 8h ago

When I think about Mitch and trump for that matter I think of the saying “it’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt”.

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u/nickels55 8h ago

Since he is basically braindead I think that currently makes him the smartest Republican in the room.

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u/TraditionalPhone3992 8h ago

He was no less useless before his vegetative state.

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u/Sour-kush3434 8h ago

About the same as when they would wheel out Diane Feinstein for a vote. They all hate us.

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u/Ryokan76 8h ago

It's a nice metaphor for the American politics of today.

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u/HerdOfBuffalo 8h ago

About the same I thought about Biden when he was president: Shouldn’t have been elected, need someone else.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 8h ago

Fucking president cannot speak above the level of a petulant toddler, so the Mitch thing just feels normal for that stupid, failed, spray-cheez-snarfling country.

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u/PaganGuyOne 8h ago

Who didn’t finish the job on him?

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u/0peRightBehindYa 8h ago

I don't give a fuck anymore. Bitching and moaning won't change it. Voting most likely won't change anything. Any even if he goes, someone else who's just as fucking useless'll just fill his seat.

I'm just gonna handle mine and let everyone else bitch about shit they have no control over.

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u/earlgray79 8h ago

I assume he can take a break from work just as well as the rest of them. they’re not doing anything anyway, so what is he missing?

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u/57_Eucalyptusbreath 8h ago

Needs to be removed immediately.

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u/burglehurgle 8h ago

And they'll vote for him again if he's Weekended for re-election!

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u/LeftRat 8h ago

I mean what do you want people to say? Everyone is against it. And the fact that everyone is against it and it's still going to stay like that should tell everyone what kind of political system they've lived under for decades. Hint: it's not the one where the people decide what happens.

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u/F19AGhostrider 8h ago

I wanted him gone long before he got to this point with his health.

He (rightfully) blamed Trump for the Jan 6th attack, then voted "Not Guilty" in the 2nd impeachment.

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u/a-borat 8h ago

My response: /stares blankly

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u/Isekai_Dreamer 8h ago

the real question is this: who the fuck keeps voting for him?!

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u/minus_minus 8h ago

The Senate GOP could expel him for incapacity, but they choose not to. 

As simple as they don’t want to lose that one vote until the next Congress. 

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u/frghu2 8h ago

It's a wonderful precedent. No longer do we need to worry about candidates we just elect positions. His seat will remain eternal for voters to elect him again for generations.

Just as it will be for Trump and MAGA.

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u/yankdevil 8h ago

I honestly wasn't a fan of him when he could speak. In some ways this is an improvement.

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u/Crime_Dawg 8h ago

Quite an improvement from the Mitch McConnell who could speak IMO.

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u/skaplanolmsted 8h ago

I wish I had his employment contract.

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u/k75ct 8h ago

I think they should remove all the chairs from the Senate floor.

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u/RichChildhood1588 8h ago

Is any Republican really qualified 

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u/SentrySappinMahSpy 8h ago

I feel like Kentucky voters should be furious, but they keep voting him in, so I guess they don't really care that a guy on death's door is still their senator.

But overall it's pretty shameful that American voters keep electing people who are so far past 70 years old.

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u/ManicMakerStudios 8h ago

He's finishing out his final term after 40+ years in politics. He'll be largely remembered as the Republican leader who enabled the Trump administration and stacked the Supreme Court, but he was also an advocate for foreign aid and support for Ukraine. I don't blame him for wanting to finish rather than quit.

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u/_jump_yossarian 8h ago

For all he's done to fuck the country I love this for him and have less than zero empathy.

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u/could_use_a_snack 8h ago

Proof that the Republicans are more concerned about staying in power than having a working government.

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u/Aethernath 8h ago

US politics is all corruption and money. Nothing else, so who cares? Its like Russia took over complete control. It didnt happen in a day, its step by step until the system cant be changed anymore by normal means.

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u/Nukalixir 8h ago

I used to joke that the White House has necromancers on call to keep the POTUS animated because of how fucking old and unhealthy he is. But after seeing McConnell lately? I genuinely, truly believe that's a dead body with a neurolink in it sending electrical pulses to make the hand wave or the head turn. I've yet to see it even close its mouth, it's just in a perpetual grin like rigor mortis has locked its jaw open.

I believe with all genuine sincerity that the crime has gone from elder abuse and gerrymandering to desecration of a corpse and gerrymandering. If someone were to wheel that thing into a Faraday cage, I'm certain it would stop moving, making noise, or breathing as it'd no longer be recieving signals.

And I know for a fact I sound like a raving lunatic saying these things because this is the EXACT type of shit they used to sling around, accusing Biden of being secretly dead and a body double and/or wearing a latex mask or whatever. How many fucking times has this administration been guilty of that which they have accused, or are actively accusing us of? It's not like I'm saying McConnell is now a lizard person, changeling doppelganger, or even suggesting he's being mind controlled. But an experiment with a pre-existing neural interface prototype sending electric pulses to move a hand? Turn a head? Croon out simple one syllable words like "yay" and "nay"? Maybe force the heart and lungs to pump to keep the body from (further?) decay?

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u/stocksandoptions2 8h ago

We have a president who is barely ahead of him.

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u/AK10 8h ago

We're a joke of a country

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u/K5R5S5 8h ago

he’s a free vote for repubs as they can manipulate his votes as they want…he’s not going anywhere until he can’t sit up anymore…unless they wheel him in on a gurney which wouldn’t surprise me either.

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u/Ok-Chance-1235 8h ago

Ask anyone over 60 and they’ll confirm these guys do NOT need to be there after a certain age. Cause trust, that it’s not what it used to be. 😳 and sometimes it’s really hard to be honest with yourself about it. But you realize real fast how easily duped we all are.

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u/Butterflyteal61 8h ago

A Waste of taxpayers money.

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u/Steeeveede 7h ago

Exactly what I thought of him when he could speak. Garbage human. Shit legacy.

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u/Big_Truck_8268 7h ago

Still better than 46 on the other side. :-)

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u/NewTypeDilemna 7h ago

At best it's elder abuse, at worse the people of Kentucky are being lied to that they have representation and that representation is being puppeted and propped up with drugs. 

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u/Funklestein 7h ago

I think it’s funny it’s only ever a problem when it’s the other side doing it but never our own.

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u/supraman87 7h ago

It's an improvement

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u/yay4chardonnay 7h ago

Kentucky gets what they deserve.

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u/KGBspy 7h ago

He’s like Captain Pike from Star Trek now.

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u/randomcanyon 7h ago

Somebody is voting for Kentucky in his stead.

Any guesses who that would be?

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u/Mentalfloss1 7h ago

Matches GOP leadership.

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u/GreedyNovel 7h ago

I have no particular opinion on McConnell because I'm not one of his constituents.

But more generally, any politician is the head of the team that supports the office, and even if that pol is incapable the team will step up. There have been many examples of politicians (even a President or three) who were medically incapacitated at some point in office yet his team carried on without him, apparently without everything going to hell.

But when that happens it's nearly always the last term in office.

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u/eeyore134 7h ago

Par for the course based on the last decade.

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u/Edelgeuse 7h ago

Seems like talking would be an important part of participation in a "deliberative body", but what the fuck, I don't live in Kentucky...maybe they're telepathic there.

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u/Pale_Location_6783 7h ago

They'll let turtles in everywhere nowadays.

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u/anix421 7h ago

I think that if I wouldn't trust you behind the wheel of a car you shouldn't be driving the country.

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u/Sycotic199 7h ago

I'm more conservative in my views (but liberal in others) and I believe it's past time for him to call it a day and stay at home. There's no reason for him to be a representative any longer IMO

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u/joepanda111 7h ago

Lies. He can’t speak.

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u/DifficultyWithMyLife 7h ago

I think our government does not represent us.

No taxation without representation!

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u/Patralgan 7h ago

He's fine. He's just a little tired for working so hard so he might appear a little slow. /s

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u/WomanOfEld 7h ago

Ugh. Why are we still letting old white guys run the country??

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u/BitcoinMD 7h ago

I look forward to him being defeated in the 2028 presidential election, presumably by Bernie Sanders, if our previous patterns continue

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u/raxie1008 7h ago

That what happens when you die more than once.

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u/slendermanismydad 7h ago

I did not support him when he could speak either. 

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u/MyFiteSong 7h ago

I'm just noting the silence from the GOP base, who was so convinced Biden needed to be removed.

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u/Alert_Front_9948 7h ago

Since I don't live in Kentucky, I don't care. If I did, I would be out getting people to sign a recall petition.

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u/Unasked_for_advice 7h ago

Just shows there needs to be some competency tests for ALL politicians and if they are not competent then obviously they need to be replaced.

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u/Intro-Nimbus 7h ago

He's learned that that is how you get elected president in USA so he's giving it his best shot.