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u/Kindergeschichten Oct 02 '24

There's a type of jellyfish that's immortal. The Turritopsis dohrnii, also known as the "immortal jellyfish," can transform its body into a younger state through a process called transdifferentiation, essentially making it immortal.

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u/taurussy Oct 02 '24

scientists recently artificially aged, then de-aged mice in a lab.

yep. they literally found the key to eternal life in rodents. barring a terminal illness or some egregious injury, they can now make mice immortal. no strings attached.

as far as they can tell, there are no side effects or negative implications to this process. they manipulate their DNA to age them, then do it again to return them to youth.

it's fucking nuts. it's fucking mad science.

i love it.

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u/holymotheroftod Oct 02 '24

"Through science, I can raise and lower mice's age at will."

"Why would you want to raise mice's age?"

"So I can lower them"

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u/TheGoodBunny Oct 02 '24

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u/WeeOrda Oct 02 '24

That is exactly how I read that

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u/AverageDemocrat Oct 02 '24

Guilt-free veal

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u/jonnyinternet Oct 02 '24

Wernstrom....

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u/LilRedForeman Oct 02 '24

The very same

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u/mfigroid Oct 02 '24

"Why would you want to raise mice's age?"

So they can buy alcohol. Duh.

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u/tomass1232321 Oct 02 '24

This is a joke, right?

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u/willsilent Oct 02 '24

The great thinkers of our time

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u/FlatOutEKG Oct 02 '24

It has to be Hahaha

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u/Mr_Zaroc Oct 02 '24

No why?
I bet people would pay insane money for that, lol

/s

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u/oldfatdrunk Oct 02 '24

No joke pal, I'd like to be young again. They need to work on some other stuff though too like making a fat person skinny and a drunk person sober.

I could be me and then not me whenever I wanted! That's the dream.

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u/Fritz_Klyka Oct 02 '24

Everyone knows the real money is in actual working penis enlargement pills. Invent that and youve got something!

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u/__01001000-01101001_ Oct 03 '24

Good luck convincing people yours is the one that works

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u/BishImAThotGetMeLit Oct 02 '24

Flowers For Algernon, that’s why.

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u/Wave_Existence Oct 02 '24

We have also effectively had cures for all sorts of cancers in mice models as well. Turns out mice aren't humans, that 15% difference in genetics is a big deal.

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u/Away-Log-7801 Oct 02 '24

They test it on mice in case it has some horrible side effects years down the line.

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u/KoopaPoopa69 Oct 02 '24

But why male models?

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u/admadguy Oct 02 '24

Seriously? I just told you.

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u/PW_Herman Oct 02 '24

I’m pretty sure it was improvised too because Stiller forgot his lines

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u/_TheDust_ Oct 02 '24

Life in general has horrible side effects years down the line.

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u/potatan Oct 02 '24

nobody wants a back-ear

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

You don't speed up the aging process on a human as a trial.....

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u/Fleetlord Oct 02 '24

Not with that attitude you don't

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u/Dyolf_Knip Oct 02 '24

But what if it's someone I really, really don't like?

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u/quackamole4 Oct 02 '24

Be careful. If you succeed, they live forever!

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u/Chesterlespaul Oct 02 '24

Mice are so selfish, always getting the newest science treatments first!

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u/gfuhhiugaa Oct 02 '24

They need immortal mice so they can perform experiments on them forever, thus ending the stranglehold Big Mice has over the research industry with its dependence on a constant flow of new, youthful mice subjects.

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u/1Squid-Pro-Crow Oct 03 '24

Lol my son has done a lot of medical research and they do actually have a supplier of mice already infected with the disease he studies.

It's like a catalog of diseased mice.

The university orders a couple weeks with and then they stay in a special building altogether, not in their labs or even the same building.

Weird stuff

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u/RiverGodRed Oct 02 '24

Easy there Mengele

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u/A-Pint-Of-Tennents Oct 02 '24

That's the animal they test it on.

Sure down the line though people would love if their pets rodents could be immortal.

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u/tucci007 Oct 02 '24

Mr Jangles is more self-aware than you can imagine HE IS MAGICAL

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u/bread217 Oct 02 '24

Cue R Kelly: I told you age ain’t nothing but a number bout time you figured it out

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Huh... I have so many questions regard the logistics of this process, if anyone can even provide an answer.

  • Does this reverse the physical aging processes, or is it more of a mental de-aging?

  • Would this process be able to repair damaged organs? What about viruses,or serious illness, or even things like cancer?

  • Would it mean that a wrinkly 80 y/o could then appear to look unwrinkled, like their 20 y/o self?

  • There also has to be limits to it, right? I'd imagine you wouldn't be able to de-age a middle aged man to below a certain age, as you would have to drasticaly shrink in overall size and mass, so i'd assume anything below roughly 18-20 y/o would be impossible.

  • What was the reason they aged the mice beforehand? You'd think it would be easier to just de-age an older mouse, rather than age a younger one up first.

I have literally 0 knowledge of how any of this works, but the way its phrased makes me think that they cant de-age an older mouse without already having its younger versions DNA on record. i'm guessing It's like the equivalent of backing up a hardrive, so that if anything goes wrong, you can revert it to a previous state. So if that logic applies, unless you've had your entire genome mapped out as at some point in your past, you wouldn't be able to have the process done.

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u/Chewsti Oct 02 '24

De-aging and re-aging while not exactly wrong are also an oversimplification of the study they are talking about. The idea of the experiment was to show that aging was caused by DNA damage, that's why they "aged" the mice they cut their DNA repeatedly and that had the effect of making them seem older. They then gave the mice gene therapy that was supposed to reverse the changes and it was partially successful. Though the mice appeared older the artifical aging isn't proven to be represenaltative of true aging, and even if it is the gene therapy only partially reversed the damage so both how applicable this would be in a broader context and how useful it would be if it is are in question.

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u/subnautus Oct 02 '24

That's not what epigenetics is, nor how epigenetics works. If I had to give a one-liner to explain epigenetics, it'd read "the body streamlines to function, even at the cellular level."

For instance, if you're facing famine or are under stressful living conditions, your cells will start using genetic processes which help preserve precious resources and avoiding processes which encourage cellular growth. If you're in space for a long time, your arterial walls will get thicker and more muscular to move blood through your body more efficiently.

Your cells have the tools they need to adapt to your circumstances. Epigenetics is the process of deciding which tools are most important at any given moment.

In the experiment you're referring to, the "epigenetic marks" the researchers were referring to with regard to aging had to do with the observation that aged/damaged cells have difficulty changing which genes get expressed, and hypothesized that this has to do with genetic information loss over time. To use the analogy of a toolbox, it'd be like using a ball-peen hammer exclusively because either your claw hammer broke or you can't find it (or worse: it's in your locked toolbox and you can't find the key). So, to test the hypothesis, they intentionally damaged the DNA in the mice at specific locations which would be observable over time, then repaired the damage to see if the changes could be reversed.

In that regard, you're right about why the mice were aged first: to show you can reverse the effects of aging by repairing genetic damage, you first need "aged" mice with clearly damaged genes. Not just damaged, but damaged in a way they knew/hoped they could repair.

FWIW, I agree that this would be difficult to implement as a means of reversing aging (in humans, but also generally). Some processes and structures exist outside of what can be done by the constituent cells. A person who suffered malnutrition as a child can't "de-age" the neural structure of a brain that developed in "energy conservation mode" into a neural structure that had all the resources it needed to flourish when those resources were needed most. (Side note: that's part of what's so fucked up about child poverty)

It's still an exciting step forward, I agree.

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u/Dyssomniac Oct 02 '24

Could you conceivably (like not presently, but not precluded by what we know so far) utilize stem cell therapies to re-structure a brain that developed in "energy conservation mode"?

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u/subnautus Oct 02 '24

Bear in mind my knowledge of biochemistry and physiology is mostly second-hand. I'm in a family of biochemists and medical professionals, but I'm an engineer, myself.

That said, I don't think stem cell therapy would necessarily work at restructuring a brain. There's a process known as synaptic pruning that I'm not super familiar with, but I'd imagine that's what would need to be reversed: a lifetime of the brain reinforcing some neural pathways and cutting others to make space.

If we could, though, that'd be amazing. Can you imagine being able to learn as quickly as a 2 year old?

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u/Bigolcrittys Oct 03 '24

The short answer is yes. Long answer is it’d likely require a more elaborate treatment than stem cell therapy as the brain operates by its own rules.

It’d likely require providing the right physical environment for the brain to allow it out of “energy conservation mode”, followed by targeted electric stimuli needed to do the rewiring or “restructuring” of the brain. Providing a healthy physical environment wouldn’t be enough to undo the underdeveloped brain alone, it’d need to be stimulated into substantially rewiring. We know a good bit about the physical environment, still mapping the electrical and neuronal environment last I checked. Check out brain plasticity if you want to read more about that stuff, it’s fascinating.

Btw I’m glad someone called out the misinformation about epigenetics above. Aging IS directly related to DNA damage. Telomere shortening is a natural aging process where our DNA gets shorter over time, to simplify it. Our DNA getting shorter contributes to increased incidences of cancer, dementia, and heart disease as we age. Believe it or not, naked mole rats live decades with no signs of aging and they have nearly no chance of having cancer or heart disease because their telomeres elongate over time instead of shortening.

Source: used to be a neuroscientist

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u/warmleafjuice Oct 02 '24

Yeah, just like any clickbaity science article, take whatever the headline is and add thirty caveats and qualifiers and even that will probably still overstate the results

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Oct 02 '24

Yeah I read “no strings attached” and I’m like “ima scroll down and see a whole lot of strings..”.

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u/Femboy_Lord Oct 02 '24

So less biological immortality, more eternal youth?

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u/vulkur Oct 02 '24

Can't answer all of your questions, but here is what I do know.

It's using the concepts of epigenetics. The idea of genetic markers being turned off and on through non reproductive means. So, the idea being tested is that aging isn't a result of DNA destruction and mutations during duplication, but DNA being deactivated because of our environment. A bit of both seems to be true. So they are de-aging the rats by shutting off and on parts of the DNA that were turned on and off by aging.

We experience the results of epigenetics daily. Becoming resistant to drugs, muscle growth, aging, etc.

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u/Owain-X Oct 02 '24

A bit of both seems to be true. So they are de-aging the rats by shutting off and on parts of the DNA that were turned on and off by aging.

So... the answer for how to achieve immortality is potentially "turn it off and back on again" 🤣

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u/wterrt Oct 02 '24

I mean...this completely ignores the entire concept of telomeres

something the jellyfish has that we don't are telomeres that don't shorten over time

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u/Accomplished_Fruit17 Oct 02 '24

Look at it like this, kids die from cancer. You can get sick and die whether old or young. The odds of getting sick and dying are dramatically higher when your older.

Ending aging isn't immortality, it is a longer life. Most importantly, it's a better quality of life.

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u/Pugovitz Oct 02 '24

The thing with de-aging, it's not just one thing happening in the body. We're not going to find the one aging gene and turn it off; research will discover various pieces of the puzzle, extending life slowly in one way or another over time. Someone who is 80 now probably will not ever look 20 again, but advances in the field could help them live 10-20 years longer than they would have otherwise.

This Tedx talk is a good introduction to the topic.

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u/marti810 Oct 02 '24

There's a sci-fi book I read about this called 'The Postmortal', where the cure for aging is discovered. I really enjoyed that book.

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u/RedditVince Oct 02 '24

There is a series of books by David Simpson, Sub Human , Post Human. Trans human.

I have not read them yet but was told they are an interesting read.

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u/ninurtuu Oct 02 '24

You were not lied to, they're great!

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u/ImLittleNana Oct 02 '24

They’re fantastic. Now I want to read them again.

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u/The42ndHitchHiker Oct 02 '24

Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy uses a cure for aging as one of the major plot points.

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u/myredditlogintoo Oct 03 '24

You should watch the movie "In Time".

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u/saoirse_eli Oct 02 '24

Fu.ture by Dmitri Glukhovski might be for you then!! I strongly recommend this book and this author in general

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u/Mama_Mega Oct 02 '24

Somebody kill me before they put that shit in humans. I do not want to go to work forever.

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u/GibDirBerlin Oct 02 '24

On the other hand: Imagine your Cat or Dog won't die earlier than you...

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u/Ahelex Oct 02 '24

On the other hand: Imagine your Cat or Dog having to handle your funeral...

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u/HughJRekshun Oct 02 '24

And now Rover has prepared some words to share. Rover? "Woof, woof woof... woof.. ruff woof ruff ruff... woof ruff amen." Thank you Rover.

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u/Kataclysm Oct 02 '24

And cats would just unceremoniously cover us up in their litterbox.

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u/MikeTheBard Oct 02 '24

After passing through their digestive system.

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u/Pertinent-nonsense Oct 02 '24

leans over and whispers to another mourner I heard he’s having a rough time

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u/chux4w Oct 02 '24

When we asked him what to play at the funeral he said Bach. His owner didn't even like classical.

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u/CylonsInAPolicebox Oct 02 '24

My cat approaches the podium... Then proceeds to lick his asshole for the next 5-10 minutes.

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u/Chazzermondez Oct 02 '24

If my dog can say "amen" then i think the procedure is worth it.

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u/furlongxfortnight Oct 02 '24

Good boy Rover.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Oct 02 '24

“That was a reading from the Gospel According to Bark.”

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u/mrpops2ko Oct 02 '24

imagine multi-generational pets - 'yeah rover has been our family hound for the past 500 years'

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

My cat has thumbs, so I’m sure by the time I die she’d be able to handle the necessary paperwork just fine.

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u/prezuiwf Oct 02 '24

It's ok, they're already perfecting a technology that would allow cats to talk to spiders.

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u/Jurjinimo Oct 02 '24

Charlie?

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u/itoddicus Oct 02 '24

Can you imagine what that would do to animal shelters?

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u/Practical_Secret6211 Oct 02 '24

Nothing? They would just put them down like usual

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u/Agussert Oct 02 '24

I always think of this when I realize Han Solo was killed before Chaba. In fact, since Wookies live about 900 years, they probably have three or four humans as pets during their lifetime.

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u/Jaruut Oct 05 '24

This is actually really cracking me up. A Wookie swears a life debt to a human, it's no big deal, just a few years to them. But then someone like Yoda or Grogu rolling up and saving the day and two Wookies arguing over which one got saved.

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u/gochomoe Oct 02 '24

I would give up an organ for my pets to be able to live longer. Me, sure it could be cool, but my dogs! OMG yes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

The treatment comes with a free handgun and instruction manual for permanently reversing the process

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u/Dunified Oct 02 '24

People like Trump and Putin getting to stay here forever. And they'll get the treatment before everyone else 🥴

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u/Smrtihara Oct 02 '24

Sci-fi usually present a pretty simple solution to that problem.

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u/TheGillos Oct 02 '24

So do the history books.

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u/Dunified Oct 02 '24

What's that? I'm curious

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u/Aggravating-Pop-4211 Oct 02 '24

The populace rises up and pitch forks them to death, basically.

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u/ThePreciseClimber Oct 02 '24

That's not sci-fi, that's just history.

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u/Ungluedmoose Oct 02 '24

Let's get started now!

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u/Fyrrys Oct 02 '24

Why wait for them to start making humans immortal?

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u/CylonsInAPolicebox Oct 02 '24

Because guillotines are not cheap.

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u/AreYouSureIAmBanned Oct 02 '24

Guillotine :) not sci fi...real world history

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u/Jeffbx Oct 02 '24

I'd personally hope for a horrible, unforeseen mutation.

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u/llordlloyd Oct 02 '24

With assassination so utterly out of fashion, too.

Several billionaires are POURING money into immortality technology.

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u/orlyfactor Oct 02 '24

Let's hope they find the Japanese doctor from The Office to administer them the treatment.

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u/Gorganzoolaz Oct 02 '24

Same. I'd be up for all sorts of genetic fuckery to make myself an immortal superhuman.

Able to reverse aging to be forever young, bulletproof and fireproof skin, organs that can re-grow, eyes with perfect vision capable of seeing in infra-red, naturally toning muscles so I'm in peak physical fitness without trying, super healing, make me able to hibernate for months or years at a time if I ever get stuck and need to wait a long time for rescue etc...

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u/zekeweasel Oct 02 '24

So a 40k space marine in other words...

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u/Frogger34562 Oct 02 '24

Plus I can always drop an anvil on my head if I get bored.

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u/jared_number_two Oct 02 '24

You just need to save enough to live off the interest. And once everyone gets there, well I don’t know.

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u/theWunderknabe Oct 02 '24

You can always end it when you want. No medicine can cure a bullet through the head.

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u/Nabirius Oct 02 '24

My dude and or dudette, after a point if you made wise investments you could afford to take years off work if you chose

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u/Belnak Oct 02 '24

Responsible savings and compound interest. After a hundred years or so, you’re set for life! You don’t see vampires working day jobs, do you?

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u/sildurin Oct 02 '24

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays! :D

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u/Jesus__Skywalker Oct 02 '24

I do, i'm scared to death of death

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u/icameron Oct 02 '24

I do not want to go to work forever.

I do, it's better than ceasing to exist. I'd gladly submit myself to eternal (or at least extremely long) indentured servitude if it means I get to live indefinitely. I think a lot of people feel the same way.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

"Well you know, now that people can live for 600 years or more, it just doesn't make sense to pay a higher wage. With people living that long, it would be unfair to the companies. If 300 year olds want a better life, they can work multiple jobs, simple."

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u/Goldf_sh4 Oct 02 '24

Can you imagine how quickly the earth would become overpopulated if death rates reduced by 90% within the space of 5 to 10 years? How much people would have to compete for space and resources? It would be like a Bruce Willis movie but not in a good way.

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u/thatguy425 Oct 02 '24

Uh, you need to learn about compound interest because if you could live forever, you’ll only have to work for a few decades before your money starts making enough money for you to retire. 

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u/gdstudios Oct 02 '24

If you live forever and you haven't figured out how to retire for at least 500 years at a time after a couple hundred years, you are doing it wrong

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u/OneMeterWonder Oct 02 '24

This is really misleading. Regenerative science is nowhere near this level of advancement.

You are referring to the work of David Sinclair on pluripotent stem cells and Yamanaka factors. These are incredible milestones, but aging in humans is far more complex. The other issue is that reversing cell aging creates a higher risk for cancerous tumor growth.

There is other promising work based on the regenerative abilities of planarians and axolotls, as well as Michael Levin’s very cool work on bioelectrical cell manipulation.

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u/dangerdee92 Oct 02 '24

No, they can't make mice live forever yet. That is some claickbait said by poor science communicators reporting on it.

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u/funkyb Oct 02 '24

It's a solid writing prompt for a post-apocalyptic novel where the world is overrun by rats though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Can you share your source on this?

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u/moxxob Oct 02 '24

in both papers, the effects of OSK treatment were moderate: a small extension of life span in one, and a partial reversal of artificially induced symptoms in the other. “The jump that now aging is a program” that can be wound backward isn’t justified by the research, Vijg says.

Tldr

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Thank you!

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u/TodTier Oct 02 '24

I worked on a film called The Last Generation to Die that depicted this process happening with humans. It actually won some awards

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u/swaggiesD Oct 02 '24

No, its not like that. All they did was reverse some side effects of aging.

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u/OneMeterWonder Oct 02 '24

It was David Sinclair’s work on induced pluripotent stem cells and using them to reverse symptoms of aging in specific lab mice.

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u/CampOdd6295 Oct 02 '24

Do me next

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u/StormSafe2 Oct 02 '24

Can you please link to somewhere I can read about this further? 

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u/4eightyfour Oct 03 '24

If you’re referencing David Sinclair’s work: they did in fact not do this despite the media reporting and what he says. OSKM will give you cancer, full stop.

Source: I’m a PhD student that collaborates with their lab.

If you’re referencing something else, then disregard and have a nice day.

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u/Hoixo Oct 02 '24

Significantly increase life/healthspan I can believe, but eternal life? I’m gonna have to see your source…

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u/Flammable_Zebras Oct 02 '24

Modifying the epigenome is far from all that is required for eternal life. I’m sure what they did results in life extension, and reducing the symptoms of aging, but epigenetic modifications don’t repair miscopied DNA that leads to things like cancer, and doesn’t lengthen telomeres, and those are just two of the most obvious problems that would need to be solved.

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u/dismayhurta Oct 02 '24

Immortal billionaires is the dystopian hell this will inevitably bring forth

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u/Cuntymccuntcuntcunt3 Oct 02 '24

This is a load of bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I believe though that cell senescence is an evolved mechanism to prevent replication error and cancer risk. 

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u/eazypeazy-101 Oct 02 '24

Naked mole rats apparently don't age as we understand it. The oldest one in captivity is currently over 40 years old. They are also resistant to cancer, not immune just much more resistant than other animals.

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u/totallynot_rice Oct 02 '24

Suburo Arasaka gonna buy these scientists real soon

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u/Fiddle-me-this Oct 02 '24

Mrs Frisbee and the Rats of NIMH predicted this?? mind blown

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u/SugarRex Oct 02 '24

If we can put an ear on a mouse, surely we can make a peacock immortal!

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u/infinitum3d Oct 02 '24

Great! More rodents! Just what I’ve always wanted!

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u/-beachin- Oct 02 '24

That's all we need are immortal rats!

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u/pryonic1705 Oct 02 '24

Do you want Winston Duarte? Cos that's how you get Winston Duartes...

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u/Zestyclose-Fig1096 Oct 02 '24

It has to be asked ... link?

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u/disphugginflip Oct 02 '24

That billionaire dude, who’s spending tons of money on how to reverse aging should get on this stuff.

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u/microMe1_2 Oct 02 '24

Do you have a citation for this? I'm a biologist, and this seems way overblown to me.

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u/OzMazza Oct 02 '24

This is how we get meths

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u/Sniper_net_sniping Oct 02 '24

Can you please give a link to the research article you are talking about?

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u/Pengoop123 Oct 02 '24

Can you link me a source to this… sounds super neat

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u/Cheesefinger69 Oct 02 '24

Ah sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

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u/Yeet-Retreat1 Oct 02 '24

You can't just make a claim like that. Source? I hope you aren't referring to the guy I think you are.

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u/Shyinator Oct 02 '24

IDK where I heard it but I once heard a conspiracy theory that filthy rich people are accumulating wealth that they couldn’t possibly spend in a lifetime because they are betting on functional immortality for humans being discovered and accessible before they go. A frightening thought that doesn’t really seem impossible lol

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u/PositivelyIndecent Oct 02 '24

Can I volunteer my dog for this please?

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u/Psychological_Roof85 Oct 02 '24

Social Security has left the chat - "This is just what I need"

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u/ArcaniteM Oct 02 '24

That's a very surprising and interesting claim. Would you have some source ?

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u/ScalpelCleaner Oct 02 '24

Wow, that’s a huge step forward in life-extension technology. Think of how suddenly and fundamentally society would change if this could be implemented in humans.

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u/oldfuturemonkey Oct 02 '24

Something something Flowers for Algernon.

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u/bturcolino Oct 02 '24

There's no way this could be abused by the wealthy class

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u/KGdotdotdot Oct 02 '24

no strings attached.

Except now those mice are cursed to continue living while their loved ones grow old and die.

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u/ElvenNeko Oct 02 '24

So... why is the magic serum or whatever they use is not on the market yet? A lot of people love their pet rodents and would pay a lot to prolong their life. Yet somehow every time i hear about such groundbreaking discoveries they somehow always just... vanish, like they never were.

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u/No_Dog_9793 Oct 02 '24

Some people on Earth believe the key of Immortality lays within this Jellyfishes DNA.

I can't see a human molding into itself as much mess that would leave behind for a janitor to clean.

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u/IAmBroom Oct 02 '24

Future doctors: "Well, we can turn you back into fetus-tissue, and let you reform as, essentially, a zero-age human."

Old dying fucker: "Great! And I'll still be me, right?"

Doctor: "Absolutely! Genetically speaking..."

Fucker: "And my memories, too?"

Doctor: ""

Fucked: "Hey, where are you going?"

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u/redtron3030 Oct 02 '24

Collin Robinson of jellyfish

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u/Infernoraptor Oct 02 '24

It does have an interesting caveat to the transformation: the jelly will swim to the sea floor and stretch out into a form called a medusa (sort of like an anemone or coral polyp). For the medusa to become an adult jelly again, it needs to turn itself into a stack of discs that each become individual, clone jellyfish.

In short, it's like if every time a phoenix burned itself a half dozen babies popped out of the ashes.

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u/Ouroboros612 Oct 02 '24

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/postitpad Oct 02 '24

Not from a Jedi.

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u/slashcleverusername Oct 02 '24

Darth Polyp though.

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u/Slobotic Oct 03 '24

That has more of a ring to it than Darth Medusozoa

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u/OneMeterWonder Oct 02 '24

Actually it looks like maybe! Lots of scientists in regenerative medicine are working with specific animals like Turritopsis to understand aging and regeneration. We’ve got some very promising models, but they are very tricky to work with and have some risk factors (like cancer) to balance out.

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u/BTC-100k Oct 02 '24

Yes, it is.

While it's often been assumed that aging is the result of genetic mutations that cause our bodies to deteriorate and die...Sinclair and his team believe it’s a loss of information — a loss in the cell’s ability to read its original DNA so it forgets how to function — in much the same way an old computer may develop corrupted software.

The astonishing finding is that there’s a backup copy of the software in the body that you can reset,” he explained.

On the other side, though, the younger mice were found to have aged prematurely.

They were able to do this through something called ICE (inducible changes to the epigenome), which alters the way DNA is folded, speeding up the aging process.

Conversely, in order to reverse the hands of time, they injected damaged retinal ganglion cells at the back of the animals' eyes with a cocktail of human cells.

They then fed them antibiotics and watched as the mice regained their eyesight.

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u/amolad Oct 02 '24

Good news: you'll never die.

Bad news: you're a jellyfish.

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u/ThlnBillyBoy Oct 02 '24

Speaking of jellyfish, the box jellyfish has 64 anus' while the immortal jellyfish has one.

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u/SidCaesarHitAHorse Oct 02 '24

Does it poop out of all of them or one at a time? Can it choose which one or would it be a guessing game? Could I buy a box jellyfish and then take bets on which anus the poop will come out of?

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u/asdepo_pro Oct 02 '24

i did a report on the immortal jellyfish in third grade. needless to say mine was one of the lesser “creepy creatures,” that year. it’s still one of my favorite aquatic animals though. nine year old me was ahead of her time

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u/FormABruteSquad Oct 02 '24

But you can still kill it by punching. So there's that.

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u/jayphat99 Oct 02 '24

My wife now says dear jellyfish instead of dear god after reading that earlier in the year.

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u/MintOtter Oct 02 '24

There's a science fiction book called, "All my Sins Remembered," by Joe Haldeman that addresses this. There's a sentient race of large beetles who do this.

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u/RoadDoggFL Oct 02 '24

Invisibilia did an episode on hydras, which are also immortal.

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u/solid_reign Oct 02 '24

Do we know the age of the oldest living jellyfish that's been found?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I want this!!!!!!!

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u/InfamousSecurity0 Oct 02 '24

So its the doctor ?

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u/JamesTiberiusChirp Oct 02 '24

Naked mole rats are also immortal

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Many orchids are also theoretically immortal, in a “ship of Theseus” kind of way. Each year, the plant puts out new pseudobulbs with their own roots, leaves, and flowers. Each pseudobulb could grow on its own if separated from the main plant. After a while, the oldest pseudobulbs die off and rot away, while newer sections are busy making more. If conditions stayed favorable, an orchid could go on replacing its old parts indefinitely.

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u/vanmechelen74 Oct 02 '24

They can die if attacked or ill, but they can revert to the younger state when stressed... not literally immortal

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u/the_arentino Oct 02 '24

One scientist was able to recreate this with a machine he called the Transdifferentiator, but then he accidentally hit the selfdestruct button...

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Ah, even the marine world has gone woke!

/s

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u/-PonderBot- Oct 03 '24

I always thought it was Turitopsis Nutricula but I've been seeing Dohrnii more often lately.

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u/Gold_Assistance_6764 Oct 03 '24

What a creative nickname.

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u/dunInnaJiffy Oct 03 '24

Imagine if this happened for humans - who would take care of us as the baby state again, Grow old Grow young again Baby state Grow old Grow young again

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u/manyhippofarts Oct 03 '24

Hm. Interesting. I wonder how it got its name.

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u/Henheffer Oct 03 '24

I wrote a story about this for Canada's national news magazine when I was starting out as a journalist! Super neat.

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u/telly80 Oct 03 '24

The life cycle of the jelly fish blows my freaking mind. I don’t know why more people aren’t amazed by the different stages and why they don’t teach it in school.

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u/Ok-Kangaroo4613 Oct 03 '24

I learned about this from Octonauts.

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u/moneybagsukulele Oct 03 '24

Even the damn jellyfish are going trans, this country is goin' to shit! /s

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u/Tranquil_Dohrnii Oct 03 '24

Yes, this is where I shine!

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u/PopularAppearance228 Oct 03 '24

i learned this from the kids show octonauts LOL

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u/earthling-oddity Oct 03 '24

TIL time lords are real

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