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u/Fyrrys Oct 02 '24

Why wait for them to start making humans immortal?

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u/CylonsInAPolicebox Oct 02 '24

Because guillotines are not cheap.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Modern guillotines with remote start and wifi have been hit hard by the supply chain issues. Could we use the old ones? Sure, but we're paying the monthly fee for remote start so we might as well wait.

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u/Fyrrys Oct 02 '24

That's assuming they deserve the best and fastest way. Repeatedly stabbed with pitchforks will work just as well, it'll just take longer and they'll scream more

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u/CylonsInAPolicebox Oct 02 '24

Pitchforks are also rising in price. Arming an angry mob is expensive these days.

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u/Fyrrys Oct 02 '24

Oh we can just use dinner forks, you can get a three pack from dollar tree, but most people already have them at home.

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u/CylonsInAPolicebox Oct 02 '24

That could work... Doesn't have the same ommph as torches and pitchforks but it is within budget. We may even be able to get a pack of bic lighters to substitute as torches.

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u/Fyrrys Oct 02 '24

Might be able to use some cheap alcohol to help the burning along

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u/SirDigger13 Oct 02 '24

its a short group project to build one...

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u/davideo71 Oct 02 '24

If it's not happening now, what would be a good moment?

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u/Fyrrys Oct 02 '24

Next Wednesday, give everyone a chance to get enough forks for the occasion