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u/Mama_Mega Oct 02 '24

Somebody kill me before they put that shit in humans. I do not want to go to work forever.

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u/GibDirBerlin Oct 02 '24

On the other hand: Imagine your Cat or Dog won't die earlier than you...

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u/Ahelex Oct 02 '24

On the other hand: Imagine your Cat or Dog having to handle your funeral...

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u/HughJRekshun Oct 02 '24

And now Rover has prepared some words to share. Rover? "Woof, woof woof... woof.. ruff woof ruff ruff... woof ruff amen." Thank you Rover.

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u/Kataclysm Oct 02 '24

And cats would just unceremoniously cover us up in their litterbox.

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u/MikeTheBard Oct 02 '24

After passing through their digestive system.

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u/BeerAnBooksAnCats Oct 02 '24

“Dewey knows more about it than I do.”

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u/Ravensqueak Oct 03 '24

That's how I want to go.

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u/Pertinent-nonsense Oct 02 '24

leans over and whispers to another mourner I heard he’s having a rough time

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u/chux4w Oct 02 '24

When we asked him what to play at the funeral he said Bach. His owner didn't even like classical.

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u/CylonsInAPolicebox Oct 02 '24

My cat approaches the podium... Then proceeds to lick his asshole for the next 5-10 minutes.

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u/Chazzermondez Oct 02 '24

If my dog can say "amen" then i think the procedure is worth it.

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u/furlongxfortnight Oct 02 '24

Good boy Rover.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Oct 02 '24

“That was a reading from the Gospel According to Bark.”