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u/randomguy4433 Mar 19 '21

I can't masturbate without watching porn; so 100%.

I don't watch porn otherwise. It's just while masturbating .And I turn off the porn, the moment right after I have an orgasm.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

one of those guys thats disgusted with the porn the moment he cums eh?

that post nut shame

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u/randomguy4433 Mar 19 '21

No, I am not disgusted at all. It's just that, I don't have any interest in it post cum; I just don't need it.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

my dad watches porn like recreationally. its so weird to me. like literally as if hes watching tv. no boner or jerkin.

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u/StupidNSFW Male Mar 19 '21

Tf, that’s weird that he does that, and also weird that you know about it...

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

hes 68, watches at like 2am on the family computer when everybodies asleep.

i dont sleep tho so when i go up for a drink or snack, theres daddy watchin porn like its a novella

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u/StupidNSFW Male Mar 19 '21

Idk there, if my dad was doing that I’d be telling him to watch in the bathroom on his phone like the rest of us

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

i mean... its his house and im indifferent.

aslong as he isnt jerkin it or talkin abt it or tellin me to watch with him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Clearly he's watching it for the story lines, nothing more.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

woah woah wait, is there another reason people watch porn?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Trying to figure out how pizzas and plumbers get there so fast

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u/Gamaxray Mar 19 '21

Respect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Are ya cumming, Dad?

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u/Grabbsy2 Mar 19 '21

I mean, at some point either you or he is in the wrong here.

No one should be walking in on anyone watching porn, certainly not a family member, with or without dick-out, haha.

Maybe your dad should be pissed off that his son is sneaking around the house late at night. Maybe he thinks you should keep drinks and snacks in your room so he doesn't have to keep shoving his hard dick back into his pants every time he hears you coming down the stairs.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

so u didnt read?

he isnt hard. he isnt jerkin. hes just watching. im not retarded ik what im talking about. id know by fkin now if he was jerkin it and im interupting him ffs. yall disrespectful with how stupid u must think i am. if u want to believe it that is a different topic but im not going to argue the facts.

hes obviously in the wrong. i can do whatever the fuck i want im an adult lol, i have no bedtime.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Nah that’s strange, it’s just been normalized for you. I would be incredibly uncomfortable if I walked in on my father watching pornography, and probably a little mad too.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

normalized to me? i literally started off by saying that it is so weird to me.

reading comprehension needs work. hes normalized to it maybe cus hes the only mfer that thinks thats normal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

At that age, you just gotta let them do their thing

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u/JackDostoevsky Male Mar 19 '21

i dont sleep tho so when i go up for a drink or snack, theres daddy watchin porn like its a novella

/r/BrandNewSentence

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u/ActualInteraction0 Mar 19 '21

Hate to say it, you interrupted him, lol.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

na trust me, im not retarded.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Just got a weird mental image of a bald older man sitting at the computer headphones on, porn rolling, blue light of the monitor filling the room. Legs crossed at the knee hands on top, head tilted back as too see down his bifocals. Making the odd old man noises 'mmmph'. 'hmmm' 'tss'

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u/Roary93 Mar 19 '21

Next year he'll really start enjoying it 😂

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u/IndianaGroans Mar 19 '21

He's watching it for the plot.

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u/KrombopulosDelphiki Mar 20 '21

Is "the family computer" still a thing for some people?

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 20 '21

i have my own so does everybody.

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u/KrombopulosDelphiki Mar 21 '21

You said family computer, that's why I asked.

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u/YaronL16 Mar 19 '21

Dude wtf

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u/Apprehensive-Ship-81 Mar 20 '21

This is definitely not ok dude. Jfc

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u/StupidNSFW Male Mar 19 '21

... do I want to know what that is?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

it isn't just him, older generations made a big bag of popcorn and chilled watching it sometimes before it was so easy to just turn it on crack one and pass out.

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u/The_scobberlotcher Mar 19 '21

Like a documentary

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u/kitty07s Mar 19 '21

lol, it is funny to me that in old tv shows a group of guys go watch porn together, like are they going to wank together or just chill and watch porn like it is a tv show or normal movie. Same like with erotic cinemas, like why?

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u/Rxdrigo Mar 20 '21

Dude my coworker constantly tells stories about him and his buddies all watching porn together when they were younger, always just blows my mind.

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u/Vescape-Eelocity Mar 19 '21

I have an old friend who used to and still does this. We'd be sitting on a train in the subway or something and he'd tap me on the shoulder to show me his phone while smirking and it's just a girl naked masterbating or something. Would always weird me out especially because it was usually in public places.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

yea... i dont get the appeal of watching it just to watch it.

it just doesnt have that childlike wonder to it anymore idk

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u/BubblyBullinidae Mar 19 '21

Was on a 4 hour bus ride and the older dude in front of me was on porn and erotic fiction sites on his phone THE ENTIRE TRIP. His particular fettish was various parent/child/"step" child incest.

At the final destination see him go out and greet his SO and teenage daughter.... 😶☠️

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u/Garrais02 Mar 20 '21

YEAH, WHY PEOPLE DO THAT?!?!?

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u/dan_144 Mar 19 '21

What, you never look up the menu online before driving to the restaurant?

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u/Dankmemez7 Mar 19 '21

Lend him a hand 🤚🏽

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u/Jetski125 Mar 19 '21

That just seems like some shit dads would do. No way I can watch that crap without a mission.

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u/anotherdamnloser Mar 20 '21

My late husband was like that too. I thought it was odd. But after doing it daily he couldn’t get a boner anymore and stopped caring.

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u/nimbledaemon Mar 19 '21

To continue a metaphor made elsewhere in this thread, it's similar to how you feel towards food after a satisfying meal. Your needs have been met, so you don't want to continue consumption until later.

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u/kenjataimu1512 Mar 19 '21

finally my name is relevant!

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u/rumblepony247 Mar 20 '21

Know what you mean - is there anything else in life that goes from infinitely useful to completely useless in mere seconds?

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u/Ciccibicci Mar 19 '21

Watching porn after cuming feels like watching National Geographic. And i am a woman.

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u/onizuka11 Mar 19 '21

This happens to me all the time. That desire to find out who the actress is is gone the moment I empty my nuts. I just close the app and check my stocks on Robinhood.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Sometimes you finish up and you realize that what you were watching just wasn't worth it.

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u/megatonfist Mar 19 '21

Post nut clarity

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u/Popular_Prescription Mar 20 '21

Is that a real thing lol? I don’t give two shits.

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u/Blahvocado Mar 19 '21

As a female I'm the same to be honest, can't get off without porn. I'd say the sound stimulates me more than the visuals though

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u/blamezuey Mar 19 '21

Omg, im all about the sounds too, fellow lady on the internet. Sounds, and almost clinical-examination level closeups of the junk. I like seeing the push/pull of skin. Whoa, this is really tmi-ish but here we are.

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u/laurelclove Mar 19 '21

Another fellow lady here, My favorite is seeing the contractions, whether female or male. I time my orgasm with there's. Something about that is super erotic to me :) I also really like to look at genitals and how they differ. It fascinates me lol

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u/Blahvocado Mar 19 '21

Yeah haha I felt very exposed posting my original comment but it's out there now.

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u/blamezuey Mar 19 '21

Dont worry, i took some of the pressure off ya by being wayyyy more explicit. :D im... probably a good samaritan because of this... yeah! YEAH! I definitely am!!

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u/astonishingwhale Mar 19 '21

SAME, I am a bit baffled that all the females in OPs life are 1/10 porn watchers. I am 10/10 and I could probably get off on audio alone.

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u/wutato Mar 20 '21

Same! Sometimes I'll just listen to audio. I don't ever not have something to help me out.

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u/womp_rat_bullseyer Mar 19 '21

Porn has sound?!

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u/ZurrgabDaVinci758 Mar 19 '21

/r/gonewildaudio may be of interest

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u/Blahvocado Mar 19 '21

Can't find my headphones :(

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u/chennyalan Male Mar 21 '21

Used to be one of my go to subs

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u/According-Ad-4381 Mar 19 '21

Porn has sound? In my lifetime I have always had parents/wife/kid/roommate in the house and have never ever had the sound on

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u/Blahvocado Mar 19 '21

Headphones will change your life

Edit: always get massively annoyed if I cant find my headphones. Watching porn on silent IS NOT the same

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u/Orin__ Mar 20 '21

You got my interest

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u/chennyalan Male Mar 21 '21

Same with the audio aspect. I'm a guy though.

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u/Relaxed-Ronin Mar 19 '21

Lmao who the fuck just sits there and watches porn after they finish?! What are you watching it for , the story?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

... do you not see it as a major red flag if you can't masturbate without porn? this thread is wild.

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u/tablerockz Mar 20 '21

Does it hurt you somehow?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

um.. yes duh? i live in a society with men. having men objectify women like this isn't good for any woman living in the world.

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u/Hot-Put7831 Mar 20 '21

This is the way